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Author has written 52 stories for General, Romance, Young Adult, Humor, Fantasy, General, Life, Love, Horror, and Haiku.

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Samantha by Mystified reviews
Samantha is a normal college student, until her apartment falls victim to a bomb, and she's kidnapped by a very mysterious, very handsome stranger, whose intentions aren't all that clear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,227 - Reviews: 3201 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
Lies of the Heart by TheDarkScribe reviews
For her New Year's resolution, Natalie decides to finally pursue her dream guy. Only it turns out to be much harder than she thought.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,882 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Complete
Wild Eyed by Alyx Bradford reviews
(Chapter Eight - the Achaeans) The story of Cassandra of Troy, as I assure you, you've never heard it before - a prophetess cursed never to be believed, a family who thought her mad, and the prince brave enough to love her in spite of that.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 12/7/2003
Savannah by Grunge Muffin reviews
When footballer Rabbit Warren is dragged along to the Tyler Centre to visit with the patients there, the last thing he expects is to meet someone like Savannah. She's everything he never wanted in a girl, but he's attracted to her anyway.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,493 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/4/2004 - Published: 8/17/2003
Requiem for a Girl by sugarinmytea reviews
Vinyl records and sentimental love
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2004
My Job Book 1 by DarkHorse reviews
Stories of working at a bookstore. An 8 year old thief, condescending men is that redundant and a mass exodus. All right, everybody out, this ship is sinkin! This is it for book 1. Ran out of room on the disk. Book 2 up shortly. Hopefully.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 48,151 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Complete
Silver Lining by Gleechumber reviews
COMPLETE! This is the story of Sarah, a Chinese girl adopted by an English family. What will happen to her when the family falls apart, and what of Jack, the mysterious friend Sarah makes? I've put every two chapters together, to make them longer.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,234 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/29/2004 - Published: 1/9/2004
cliched by allison tyler reviews
jackie's less then happy when she's drafted onto the cheerleading team. what happens when she realizes they're actual people with actual problems? and of course, there's boy trouble. what would high school be without that?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,943 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 11/30/2003
Suicide vs Murder by moska reviews
Why is he killing, or whatever. Just read it, yo.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,218 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2004 - Published: 8/10/2003
Broken Smile: New Girl by everfallen reviews
Elizabeth never wanted to move, but this new boy makes it all worthwhile. But it's bad enough that society won't let them be together - why is Elizabeth's new best friend keeping them apart too? (Book One)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,343 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2004 - Published: 12/10/2003
Untitled by Arie The Silver Phoenix reviews
When a girl starts getting stalked, she is forced back into terms with an old enemy. will thins be ok? humor, mystery and lots of laughs ensure!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,180 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/8/2003 - Published: 5/14/2003
Glories Of Life by Aquina Rose reviews
When I met Bad Boy Tsuo Nekada, I thought life would never be the same. I didn't know how right I was - until my best friend Leslie Ram told me she had cancer.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,659 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2003 - Published: 6/30/2003
Sways by Aleka's reviews
It's basically about the soap-opera-ish life of a girl who comes from a highly dysfunctional family. COMPLETE
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 51,761 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 9/21/2002
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vantage point reviews
it's getting hard to breathe in los angeles.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/31/2004
impossible to the nth power reviews
'and the only thing i can do is scream your name over and over again and pretend there's something (real, and actually) wrong with me'. hey, so maybe it matters nothing.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/3/2004
disaster devices reviews
'you have become my pretend tragedy.' so fake. so worthless. so pointless.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2004
beyond impossible reviews
'and the way you can't drink away your dented heart when you're seven years underage.' this is it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/3/2004
heartburn isn't healthy reviews
'although eventually everything loses their meaning, even unromantic boys who mean so much it has to be unhealthy.] i OD'd on taking back sunday. again.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/8/2004
sick girl reviews
angst sucks. but maybe it's a sickness. '$14.99 wasted on a thin circular plastic disc and makes acidic bile rise in her throat, or maybe tears in her eyes]
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/8/2004
flawless reviews
'well, you know i’m as materialistic as they come.] basically, a compilation of more than ten journal entries spanning the past month or so in so-called poetry form. make of it what you will.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2004
monochrome reviews
'i am falling out of sanity and into love ] the result of too much caring, too much trying and too many sleepless nights, cliche as it may sound.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/26/2004
acrid reviews
'damage dances caustic through my past].
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2004
phantom reviews
'hallucinations of a forgetful and a forgotten future in which i never existed to you]
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/1/2004
cancer of the heart reviews
so incurable but it's what i've got.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/27/2004
assassinated reviews
'it is hateful/watching you rot away] umg...words?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/19/2004
incurable attraction reviews
'alternating drenched and parched in the sunlight/i think i loved you for it] WARNING LABEL: not my best. umg kind of angsty/schoolgirl crush-y. you have been warned.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/16/2004
grateful oblivion reviews
[gratified nothingness for precious minutes] pretending to be poetry.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2004
silverplated lover reviews
[you/my silver-plated lover/rotting on the inside]
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/12/2004
the attached pages reviews
what my poetry is in 5-7-5 syllables.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/11/2004
so very well reviews
[ice-black eyes and my commonplace hazel / so well together] i concur.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/11/2004
shallow reviews
[warm hands stuck to my skin (i, unwilling, try not so hard to pry you off] so shallow and so wanted.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/11/2004
invincible reviews
'and once again we’re playing at being invincible - just until the last great collision'
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/9/2004
filled and ready to burst reviews
'close my mind and break my heart in two (it won’t work again, it might burst' a.k.a. fear
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/9/2004
bulletproof reviews
'from here it only looks like a body bag' the roadblock in my mind.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/8/2004
tint reviews
"you tint with cloudy yellow my dreams".
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/5/2004
time bomb reviews
(you say it’s because i wasn’t meant to.'... so set me off.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/27/2004
sweet addiction reviews
'i am addicted to you and addiction is a higher magnitude of obsession and obsession isn’t healthy'.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/27/2004
shining reviews
'jagged bitter ruby soaking into frozen earth that crunches beneath my bare feet this saline taste attacking my tongue and making me cry'. i have no idea where this poem came from; it was like someone was writing through me. really angsty. implications of
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/17/2004
half empty reviews
'reality and dreams melded together to form a world i wish i never lived in'.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/15/2004
The Diary of Alice Jasmin: Not Edited in Any Way reviews
Alice finally did it. She dumped her boyfriend. No, not HER BOYFRIEND! Her boyfriend! THAT one, not the other one! Updated 5/11/04, finally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,708 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003
J'adore reviews
'She finally drifted into blissful oblivion, and when she did the dreams attacked their new prey even more savagely than life had.' Updated 5/9/04.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 4/16/2004
Little Boy reviews
'what are you playing with, little boy? it's the world again, isn't it.'
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/5/2004
insomniac reviews
wrote this at 11 pm on a school night. mind you i have to wake up at 5:30 normally...yay yay insomnia. with a touch of angst. everyone's favorite subject.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/25/2004
my parallel reviews
'paper can’t be addicted to anything or anyone and in that it is very much my opposite'.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/11/2004
Empty reviews
I should really stop posting depressing angsty poetry here...oh well 'and something slips and slowly but increasingly my mind follows]
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/11/2004
Pyromaniac reviews
'To burn from the inside outwards.' [and yet again: thoughts collected in freeform. The sort of poetry that could be considered a type of prose. Hope you like.]
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/5/2004
Auburn Ashes reviews
Fire abounds; one person reflects at the funeral of an old friend.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2004
freefall reviews
(we are ice melting in the heat of destiny.' i'm really sorry that all i've written lately is depressing...it's because poetry is my outlet for whatever i'm feeling. so, just...sorry. i don't feel this is my best work, but i like it somehow...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2004
Prevalent reviews
'i smeared the cherry gloss (that i put on for you) from my lips.' thoughts collected in freeform.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/27/2004
broken glass reviews
what i wrote to cleanse myself after my three angsty poems. lines are taken from here and there; this piece is a mix-up of the work i've posted today with some new elements. enjoy?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/17/2004
Clouds reviews
"once i danced and i think it was with you but it’s not clear anymore..."
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/17/2004
Shadowed reviews
and all coherency once mine fades into the unforgiving mist.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2004
perfect reviews
doesn't it get boring, being forever perfect?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/12/2004
scars or kisses reviews
empty me of all pain // or let me spiral downwards to levels i have never reached before
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/4/2004
unchanging reviews
psychedelic...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/24/2004
Once reviews
"Never listened to my music and put a razor to my wrist, watching the blood pool on my floor in dazed abandon. Though I cannot say that, at times, it did not seem welcome." Wrote this ages ago...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/21/2004
Just Friends II reviews
Is writing anything more than channeling your emotions? I've channeled my pain and this is the result...a sequel, of sorts, to Just Friends. More depressing, however.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/8/2004
Passing reviews
A one-shot in which the world ends, and one man previously taught not to think ponders. Review if you want to. :) [STORY EDITED! much has been added. still a one-shot, however :).]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2004
Cold reviews
'stars winked out one by one and she hid a gasp as the world grew darker and colder.' WARNING LABEL: essentially crap.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/14/2003
Curtain Closing reviews
'but dreams die, and so do people'. WARNING LABEL: essentially crap.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2003
Lemonade reviews
'she said evenly, but also with a desperate sort of intensity, “are you going to kiss me?”" ' WARNING LABEL: essentially crap.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11/18/2003
fireflies reviews
'the photo albums are shoved into a musty closet in the basement of their mansion and she stands by the pool one day in a summery white lacy dress ripping the photos into pieces smaller then the lily petals that float on the dark blue water.'
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/12/2003
Just Friends reviews
unrequited love.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/10/2003
Ten reviews
'she was ten, & he was fifteen. her first taste of the future.' WARNING LABEL: essentially crap.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9/22/2003
Cry reviews
'she didn't want to cry.' WARNING LABEL: essentially crap.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2003