FurballofEvilness
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Joined 09-02-03, id: 372650, Profile Updated: 07-18-09
Author has written 3 stories for Haiku.

Wooooow I haven't been on in a while.

Hey. I'm Furball and I think it's about time I updated my profile.

I like goldfinches, the color blue, listing things in groups of three, and subtle irony. I like to write stories, not poems, contrary to what my collection currently contains. (Ah! An alliteration!) Unfortunately I'm one of those types who likes their stuff one day and hates it the next. Hopefully I'll be able to post an actual story sometime soon, but I wouldn't get too excited in the meantime.

My stories tend towards modern fantasy with humor or horror elements. I also adore absurdist stories. I am absolutely wretched at poetry, except when I can limit the damage to haiku form. (Even so, you may notice that all aforementioned haikus are from 2003. I haven't written one in forever.) I like to read about as much as I like to write. My favorite authors are Terry Pratchett, Robin McKinley, Garth Nix, Robin Hobb, Patrick Rothfuss, Joe Abercrombie, Diana Wynne Jones, Lloyd Alexander, Ursula K. LeGuin, Peter S. Beagle, Megan Whalen Turner, Truman Capote, Isaac Asimov, Jonathan Stroud, and Lewis Carroll. Among others.

Yoooou might've noticed a sudden lack of stuff on this page. That's right. Furball's been culling.

Aaaalso~ Ahrar Nighthammer finished Nighthammer. Yay him! Go read it.

I really have no idea what else to say. Man, I'm tired right now. (It's nearly 4 AM and I'm still awake. Did I mention I have no life?)

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The Melody of Fire by DrunkenMonkeyKing reviews
Destiny. Innocence. Corruption. Betrayal. Four fates of four strangers interwine in the Empire of Loste Mor. The battle for a crown, for the truth, for the right to live, and for the right to die, all become one.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,255 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 1/2/2005
Shards of Glass by Jitterrue reviews
"Silvering window to those that pass..."
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2005
Limits of Redemption by Winged One1 reviews
Redemption is a Dark Angel in my own Judeo-Christian based Heaven. The Dark Angels are Death, War, Creation, Destruction, and Redemption, and they do the...less pristine work of God. This is Redemption's story.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,049 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2005
Silence by Arista Black reviews
Remember how people say talking about it always helps?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2005
Be Thankful by WakkoRyan reviews
You'll be thankful if you read the author's note at the end.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11/2005
Writer's Block by CrymsonSalem reviews
Okay, so Gwen Stefani becomes Alice in Wonderland when she has writer's block... I, on the other hand, just write poems about having it. Please R+R!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/11/2005 - Published: 1/8/2005
My Art by Moroni of the Mount of Ro reviews
I'm sick of people thinking about pictures, drawings, and portraits as art. THIS is art, too. I am an artist.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2004
Tec Hates Adventures! Yaaaay! by crossed out words reviews
"...they were often referred to as 'parts' or 'members' of Tec, as if Tec were some elaborate and complicated machine, or an exclusive secret club..."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,472 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2004 - Published: 10/8/2003
The Fantasy Chronicles! by Animagess reviews
In a world containing excessive amounts of capital letters, The Dark Coming has arrived quite unexpectedly. Now the kingdom's only hope are the Five Legendary Mystical Items, A Prophecy and The Chosen One. Sound familiar? Please review! CH. 16 UP!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,662 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 48 - Updated: 1/8/2004 - Published: 6/9/2003
Two Druids Walk Into A Bar by Gregg Pasterick reviews
A story within a story within a story? Probably, and Druids and Wizards and Dwarfs and Bards are all dissatisfied...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,201 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/15/2003 - Published: 9/3/2003
The day before Halloween by tyy-tad reviews
In a parody of " 'Twas the night before Christmas", kids celebrate Halloween in a weird way.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2003
The Monologue by Wren Craven reviews
About performing a monologue and having stage fright...based on personal experience...PLEASE READ AND REVIEW...I WILL TRY TO DO LIKEWISE!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2003
Its not easy being evil by Simon Silvertongue reviews
Times are changeing. The world seek a more modern outlook. Can the followers of evil go with the times or will they stay stuck in the past? This is where you find out.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 9/15/2003
Job Pains, a Novelization by cerealkillerohs reviews
A group of friends get together for their wackiest adventure yet!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2003
Finding Myself by cindie reviews
This is about life and things in it... interpret it however you want...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2003
Beautiful Darkness by Kittykat146 reviews
Darkness...beautiful yet it will consume and take you away...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2003
The Shifter by wolfsong7755 reviews
The Shifter...A being unlike any ever known...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/19/2003
Your Demise by PigOnTheWing reviews
I think this one is actually quite humorous, though it is what most people would refer to as "Dark Humor." Nevertheless, R/R and see if you agree.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/15/2003
Pines and Ice by Lacunae reviews
Just a peom I wrote while feeling a little down; like I'd lost something, but didn't know what it was... Enjoy...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/14/2003
The Weeping Willow by Ebony's Willow reviews
This poem relates to a time where everything in my life seemed to be negative.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2003
The Gap by GuardianCentauri reviews
Just a nice little poem about the hole in my soul.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2003
Time Machine by teh tarik reviews
Travel through time.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2003
Unfettered Soul by teh tarik reviews
Be free and fly away on the wings of fantasy. RnR if you want...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/12/2003
Evil Puppies by Puppy Kicker reviews
a poem all about the evilness of puppies. bwa ha ha ha
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/25/2003
Hokey Pokey Theorem by RENTfan reviews
The evilness of the Hokey-Pokey... R & R. Pg for references to satanism!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2003
Rabbiting On by Loganberry reviews
A (flawed) attempt to explain about being a fur. Moved from Essay to Biography and now back again(!), but it's borderline. Originally rated R, but now I think that was silly - PG-13 is quite high enough.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/25/2003
The Demons' Dance by Mirrorwind reviews
A poem I wrote after finding myself trapped in the hall by slow-moving people... Very violent and strange!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/13/2002
The Evilness of Phoons! It's Sporks! by Toireasa reviews
Muahaha! A high rating cause it's sorta... strange. Go to the land of Lemming and adventure with Little Pink Sock!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/28/2002 - Published: 2/16/2002
Somebody and Nobody by Jcdracon reviews
I don't Know what I was thinking when I wrote this. It's not one of my better works.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2001
One, a Cat by Namir Swiftpaw reviews
This is a pretty good imagery poem...maybe. It's about a cat, and, as my sister says, it's full of metaphors. =P
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2000
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Please Play Game Again reviews
A rhyming haiku about those soda bottle cap contests.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10/8/2003
Six 'Chickens Do Not' Haikus reviews
Haikus detailing what exactly chickens do not do. Like driving semis on the freeway very well.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 9/5/2003 - Published: 9/3/2003
On The Prowl reviews
A funny haiku about my kitty.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9/5/2003