Wooooow I haven't been on in a while.

Hey. I'm Furball and I think it's about time I updated my profile.

I like goldfinches, the color blue, listing things in groups of three, and subtle irony. I like to write stories, not poems, contrary to what my collection currently contains. (Ah! An alliteration!) Unfortunately I'm one of those types who likes their stuff one day and hates it the next. Hopefully I'll be able to post an actual story sometime soon, but I wouldn't get too excited in the meantime.

My stories tend towards modern fantasy with humor or horror elements. I also adore absurdist stories. I am absolutely wretched at poetry, except when I can limit the damage to haiku form. (Even so, you may notice that all aforementioned haikus are from 2003. I haven't written one in forever.) I like to read about as much as I like to write. My favorite authors are Terry Pratchett, Robin McKinley, Garth Nix, Robin Hobb, Patrick Rothfuss, Joe Abercrombie, Diana Wynne Jones, Lloyd Alexander, Ursula K. LeGuin, Peter S. Beagle, Megan Whalen Turner, Truman Capote, Isaac Asimov, Jonathan Stroud, and Lewis Carroll. Among others.

Yoooou might've noticed a sudden lack of stuff on this page. That's right. Furball's been culling.

Aaaalso~ Ahrar Nighthammer finished Nighthammer. Yay him! Go read it.

I really have no idea what else to say. Man, I'm tired right now. (It's nearly 4 AM and I'm still awake. Did I mention I have no life?)