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Joined 09-05-03, id: 373010, Profile Updated: 01-12-09
Author has written 12 stories for Young Adult, Mystery, Humor, Life, Romance, Family, and Love.

I Believe In Sevenfoldism
In the name of A, 7, and X

Hey Sires and Siresess,

Been a while, eh? The seventh Harry Potter book's come out, and so has Dumbledore. I've turned eighteen and haven't matured a day. I've realized I still like writing stories, the good ones just don't go anywhere.

I lied. I haven't stopped everything and I'm definitely not focused on only two stories. I deleted all the old stories except for that stupid Happy Ending one because more of you guys seem to like that one. I want to get rid of the poems too and yadda yadda, stuff I'll never do, promises I'll keep on breaking.

If you are still with me, after so long, two things: One, I dunno why you would be, and two, thank you so much.


I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. But I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe.


Porter: "Drinking turns your nose red, it puts you to sleep, and it makes you urinate. Lust it turns on but also turns off. What I mean is, drinking stimulates desire but hinders performance. Therefore, too much drink is like a con artist when it comes to your sex drive. It sets you up for a fall. It gets you up but it keeps you from getting off. It persuades you and discourages you. It gives you an erection but doesn't let you keep it, if you see what I'm saying. It makes you dream about erotic experiences, but then it leaves you asleep and needing to pee."

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Bless Me Father by ILGMA reviews
Yeah, perfectly normal', Drake thought, attempting to ignore the aching bulge in his pants. 'If said peer was a girl...' Two Catholic school boys, one distraught and the other confused. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 4/14/2002
happy by Ayumiko reviews
I was bored in math one day, so I rested my head on my book and looked out the window
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2005
Falter by I Try reviews
(SLASH, BoyXBoy) Tyler Oak may be a nobody at his all-boys prep school, but desguised as 'The Claw', he can say what he wants. But, when he takes on the school gang and their leader, Lucas Roy, things get tricky...(HEAVY R)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,459 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 7/2/2004
Circles for Spades by Cradlerobber Speedo-kun reviews
"But there he sits, totally unaware." - While studying for a test, a boy looks at his friend and thinks about his crush, and the implications of that crush. (Warning: Heavy slash themes)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/25/2004
My Embrace With Taboo by Slayin-Em reviews
COMPLETE Ok, ok... this story contains incest. Theres your warning, so don't read flame throwers - Jen doesn't know whats going on when she starts to see her brother, Matt, in a different light.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,379 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Complete
Save Me by trisket-n-gunther reviews
a poem about wanting to be saved, please read n review n read my othr poems, thanks
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/4/2004
Sometimes by Lady Cantara reviews
Its about 9/11
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2004
Never Again by girl-23 reviews
Re-written a bit Never again will she let it happen to her... just read and PLEASE review!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/19/2003
Dear Brother by Black Maiden reviews
Brian is finally fed up with the abuse his older brother gives him. Warning: Suicide, incest and non-con. Nothing graphic though.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2002
91101 by Zarra Rous reviews
My personal reaction to what happened on 9/11/01
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2001
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Untitled reviews
There really is no title for this. This upload is the fourth revision, so I hope you like it. Rated T for some harsh language and themes of child abuse. EDIT: I just realized there're a few grammatical errors, but I'm too lazy to change them. :D
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Pigeon Stew reviews
Poem; T for the first degree murder of pigeons.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Jeremiah reviews
IN THE PROGRESS of being rewritten, much better. My friend, the druggie. Rated for extreme language & adult-ish content.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,758 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006
Through The Eyes Of The Rafters reviews
IN THE PROGRESS of being rewritten. 'Tis okay for a lazy read but not much better. RRR. T for language, mild violence, guns, and blood.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,132 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005
Shape Up reviews
Poem; for Caili
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Complete
Poprocks & Coke reviews
IN THE PROGRESS of being rewritten, only I like this one so read it as is for now. RRR. T for language, some kissing, some premarital sex, the works.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,541 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Complete
Excuse: Our Trip to OPI
Poem
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Complete
Memory reviews
Poem
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Complete
Just Like You reviews
Girl's mom dies; girl seeks revenge; girl has no fear.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 5/1/2004
My Happy Ending reviews
UNDERSTAND THIS IS ONLY UP HERE BECAUSE, for some awful reason, most of you guys liked it. I advise you don't read it. I wrote this back when the old rating system still stood so R for language, violence, non graphic child molestation, and awful writing.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,928 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 8/7/2004 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Complete
Empty Apartment reviews
COMPLETED! A short from a song
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Complete
Why Do I Love You? reviews
COMPLETE! A friend's journal entry.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Complete