Author has written 4 stories for Horror, Fantasy, and Love.
Arg! I was going to post a little essay I just wrote, after a long dry spell of not posting. Well, after half an hour of wrestling with the formatting, I've remembered why I don't post here any more. I'll try to get stuff up, really I will, but I just don't have the patience right now...
and now, we return to our previously scheduled profile
Please, please, please disregard my stories as stupid adolescent ramblings. I'm embarrassed by them, but too lazy to try to figure out how to take them down. Bad combination, huh? I'll get around to it someday... the motto of a procrastinator (and proud of it, darn it! Hooray for energy efficiency!) Yes, I ramble, but what were you expecting when you looked up my profile, anyways? Free candy? Fine, here, take it throws imaginary candy. Of course, since I put absolutely nothing of import on my profile, that means you're caught taking candy from a stranger. Bad reader! Bad, bad reader! Didn't your mama teach you better? Although it seems a strange bit of advice, if you think about it. I mean, there's lots of bigger, more common dangers than nice-looking-but-secretly-pedophilic-kidnapping old men handing out goodies. Seriously, have you ever been offered candy by a stranger? Parades, advertising gimmicks, and Halloween don't count. I know I haven't. Why don't mothers ever warn us, say, don't fall in love with bad boys? Or don't kiss someone with mono? Or don't try to put on shoes when you're driving... Don't commit suicide... don't walk in construction zones...Don't eat fat, or cholesterol, or calories, or carbs, or nonorganic foods, or whatever the danger off the day is... Auugh! There's so many dangers out there... they're all out to get me... run if you know what's good for you... shifty-eyed author exits, skuttling hurriedly.