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Joined 09-05-03, id: 373014
Author has written 4 stories for Horror, Fantasy, and Love.

Arg! I was going to post a little essay I just wrote, after a long dry spell of not posting. Well, after half an hour of wrestling with the formatting, I've remembered why I don't post here any more. I'll try to get stuff up, really I will, but I just don't have the patience right now...

and now, we return to our previously scheduled profile

Please, please, please disregard my stories as stupid adolescent ramblings. I'm embarrassed by them, but too lazy to try to figure out how to take them down. Bad combination, huh? I'll get around to it someday... the motto of a procrastinator (and proud of it, darn it! Hooray for energy efficiency!) Yes, I ramble, but what were you expecting when you looked up my profile, anyways? Free candy? Fine, here, take it throws imaginary candy. Of course, since I put absolutely nothing of import on my profile, that means you're caught taking candy from a stranger. Bad reader! Bad, bad reader! Didn't your mama teach you better? Although it seems a strange bit of advice, if you think about it. I mean, there's lots of bigger, more common dangers than nice-looking-but-secretly-pedophilic-kidnapping old men handing out goodies. Seriously, have you ever been offered candy by a stranger? Parades, advertising gimmicks, and Halloween don't count. I know I haven't. Why don't mothers ever warn us, say, don't fall in love with bad boys? Or don't kiss someone with mono? Or don't try to put on shoes when you're driving... Don't commit suicide... don't walk in construction zones...Don't eat fat, or cholesterol, or calories, or carbs, or nonorganic foods, or whatever the danger off the day is... Auugh! There's so many dangers out there... they're all out to get me... run if you know what's good for you... shifty-eyed author exits, skuttling hurriedly.

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Shattered Castles and Running Shoes by dominochic reviews
Creating new dreams after shattering old ones
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2006
An Odd Misunderstanding by RoseMcCann reviews
What happens when a noblewoman pretends to be a dead king? What if the king isn’t dead, and isn’t happy about this? What if he gets really mad, but plays along anyway? Of course, true love always has a way of confusing things too...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,296 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/20/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005
Never Diamonds, Nor Champagne by RoseMcCann reviews
I'm the type of girl who invariably gets ignored by everyone but the boring guys. You want to know how I feel about that? Please R+R; my first poem on FP.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/19/2005
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We Are
A short freestyle poem about what lovers are to each other.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
The Inner Dragon reviews
If everyone had a dragon inside, how would it get out? In a world where the light and heat of fire means survival, the people worship it and guard its secret. In the wrong hands, though, fire could mean disaster...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/14/2004
The Escape Road reviews
Everyone has theirs fears; at nighttime, they chase our imagination through the dark. Some fears are worse than others, though...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/14/2003
The Execution reviews
It's an ordinary execution in the capital... or so it seems. This is a rather grim story, although not at all bloody or gruesome.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/5/2003