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Joined 09-08-03, id: 373339, Profile Updated: 01-11-09
Author has written 47 stories for War, Life, General, Love, Haiku, Fantasy, Humor, Essay, and Romance.

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Ingredients To My Demise by Angelica Antiporda reviews
My horrible end is near!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11/2004
Really Evil Bastard by lordnightrose reviews
I'm a REALLY Evil Bastard.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2001
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Harriet's Window
I've been away from FictionPress for a while. I used to write mainly poetry, but have lately decided to try my hand with short stories. This is my first attempt since... probably one of my high school english classes. It's a tragic sort of romance. R/R pl
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,636 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
The Night reviews
And so, he walked on...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/5/2006
Blue City reviews
Ok Kristie, you got it. A big steaming pile of crap, delivered to you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/5/2005
Ticket To The Sky reviews
NyQuil is Power. Power is God. NyQuil is God. All hail God.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/4/2005
Everything To Me reviews
Even if you don't know it, you are
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2005
A Last Look Back reviews
"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans." -John Lennon
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/23/2004
That which I wait for reviews
Time and space are relative. We have conquered space, and time will eventually conquer us. It's inevitable. And nothing will ever change that.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/9/2004
The Slave reviews
Every person derives a different meaning, especially when it comes to art.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/4/2004
Tokyo reviews
How to summarize... Ok so my mom read it and she's like, tell me you didn't write it, it's sick! But two friends read it and liked it and I think it's messed up but I still like it. And I'm actually not homocidal, it was just a messed up day.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2004
The Road Was Filled With Gold reviews
About an experience last night coming home from work. I thought it was one of the most beautiful things I have seen in my life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/28/2004
Speaketh reviews
I had the general idea of this in my mind for several months, and all I could get was the first line. Then tonight- I wasn't even trying to write, I was making coffee at Dunkin' Donuts- the rest of the lines just came to me. I rather like it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/19/2004
I open my eyes reviews
April 15, 2004. Tax day. Today we were visited by a Maine poet. I feel bad because I forgot his last name. Call him Martin S. Anyway, this was written during some time he gave us to be creative and to use lots of color and imagery. I read it to the class
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/15/2004
Ode to my Wallet reviews
Ok, I feel a little bit embarrassed putting this one on. I honestly wrote it while looking at my wallet, and it just...kazaa! I thought it was kind of cutesy-corny, but I showed it to a few people and they thought I should put it on. Enjoy! :)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2004
Board Meeting reviews
I really don't know what to make of this. Crappy summary, sorry. I think that things like this do happen, and it is funny yet scary at the same time. At least, I imagine it does. WARNING: contains f- and h-
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/11/2004
For 1,000,000, what is 'YOUR FAVORITE WORD' reviews
Scholarship essay for 'The Barking Foundation' scholarship. "But Ben, this is the second #&%& scholarship essay you've put on in a week" Well, I thought it was funny, so...enjoy.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4/2/2004
Never Thought of That reviews
I wrote this for the Lemonade Stand Scholarship Contest, but I liked it a lot, and so I thought, well, what the hey, let's put it on Fictionpress and see if people like it.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/30/2004
Sailing Away reviews
-faintly- ...where are you going?...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/29/2004
Alone in the Crowd reviews
I don't expect many people to read a piece of such length. However, it is here for those who choose to. Thank you for your time.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2004
Suburbia reviews
Welcome to Suburbia. Wish you were here.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/27/2004
Stupid Laughing People reviews
Walking to class...I can't...it's just...no, just read. It's better this way.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2004
I Am The Doorkeeper reviews
I haven't submitted any work in a while. I hope this makes up for it. Review it if it pleases you; it makes no difference to me.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/26/2004
Reflections on Mortality reviews
I've given you the ball- now go!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/6/2004
Color a Dime reviews
"So it begins..."
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2/6/2004
The Song of the Free reviews
Make of it what you will; it means nothing to me.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2004
Music in an empty room reviews
Everything is shadows and roses.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/13/2003
The Walrus's Haiku Vault reviews
Ah yes, I do love a good Haiku. Like a chicken wing, it's not that filling but yet it gives you a craving for more.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/6/2003
The Chant of the Paranoid reviews
This is a two-part poem which I wrote a few days ago. I think it's alright. It's sort of graphic, but I still think it's pretty good. This one goes out to people who get persecuted for their weight. Word to the masses.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/28/2003
The Cellar reviews
Sigh...I love my cellar :)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/22/2003
Advice from the Dead reviews
If skeletons could talk... R/R please
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2003
The Dance reviews
You know, I'm a lot of things. One thing I'm not is a person who is comfortable at dances. I haven't gone to a dance since the seventh grade, about six years ago. I just never feel comfortable at them. Why? I'm just very self conscious. Anyway this is one
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/21/2003
Stars reviews
What can I say? I'm a star guy. I like to just sit outside and stargaze. Sigh... But I digress. Read this please my lovely audience.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9/18/2003
Gray Days reviews
Some days...well you know the score. This was a poem I wrote on one of those days. You know. R/R and I'll give you a hug. Or R/R anyway and I won't. Either way.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/18/2003
Rats reviews
I wrote this during my Pre-Calculus class, while I was thinking about different types of torture. Pre-Calc was number 1 over this one. R/R
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/18/2003
Your Demise reviews
I think this one is actually quite humorous, though it is what most people would refer to as "Dark Humor." Nevertheless, R/R and see if you agree.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/15/2003
Paper reviews
Again, one of those meditative poems where I just spaced out and hummed my mantra, which is the number 47 repeated over and over. But anyway. This one is for all you paper fans out there. Represent. R/R pleayze.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2003
Eternal Maine Summers reviews
Where I come from, Maine, it's beautiful weather. Well, except for about January to April. Then the whole state is snow, slush, dirt, more slush, and more dirt, with some slush and dirt thrown in. But the rest of the year...sigh. R/R. I like this one.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/12/2003
My Grandfather reviews
A poem I wrote about my grandfather who died years before so many others did as well- September 11. This is true, and very deep for me. R/R if you would be so kind.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/12/2003
Gone reviews
This was one of those blah days. You know what I'm talking about. Anyway I just pictured myself just leaving everyone, like setting out for a distant planet and never returning. Sigh. R/R if you like.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/11/2003
The Man reviews
You know, I couldn't tell you how or why I thought of this. But I do know where. In my tent, under an old maple tree in my backyard.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/11/2003
Space Odyssey reviews
This was something I wrote on the spur of the moment. I think I was listening to the end song of Star Trek Voyager, I think, I'm not sure. Anyway, I was in a space-y mood, and, well, here you go. R/R please.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/11/2003
Damn it Joe reviews
I cannot say it enough. I love this poem. I don't know why- if you knew me, you'd know how strange I am. In any case, it just makes me imagine. I love it. R/R, and maybe you will too.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2003
Pickels reviews
Poetic nonsense. My english teacher, Mr. Robilliard, thought it was enigmatic, but I think it's just a cute little kids poem. In any case, R/R if it suits you.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9/11/2003
That Thing You Do reviews
I am not what you call a romantic person, but then again, I have never had anyone. Nope, no girlfriend. Anyway, this seemed kind of romantic, so I thought, oh well, what the hell. R/R if you want.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/10/2003
The Ageless Stranger reviews
I was inspired to write this from a combination of The Gunslinger, by Stephen King, and Diablo II, a computer game. I think it's one of the best ones. R/R, and maybe you'll agree.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2003
The Forest reviews
I live in Maine, and so I get used to both snow and trees. I love nature, and I think this poem reflects that. Please R/R
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2003
The Fat Kid reviews
I guess this comes from experience. I am overweight, and I do feel lonely, but I'm not going to kill anyone. However, this is very deep.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/8/2003
WAR reviews
Call me old fashioned, but I sure do prefer peace and tranquility over cold, careless killing. Wouldn't you agree? Please R/R
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/8/2003