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Author has written 2 stories for Humor, and General.
This guy goes into the hospital, okay? ... His wife's just had
a baby and he can't wait to see them both.
So he meets the doctor and he says, "Oh, Doc, I've been so
worried. How are they?"
And the doctor smiles and says, "They're fine. Just fine
Your wife's been delivered of a healthy baby boy and they're
both in tip-top form.
"You're one lucky guy."
So the guy rushes into the maternity ward with his flowers.
But it's empty.
His wife's bed is empty.
"Doc?" he says and then turns around and the doctor and all the
nurses wave their arms and scream in his face,
"APRIL FOOL! YOUR WIFE'S DEAD AND THE BABY'S A SPASTIC!!"
- The Joker, Arkham Asylum: Serious House on Serious Earth

Kristin. Girl. 17. CA, USA.

aspiring graphic designer, writer, person.

sensitive. intelligent. friendly. blonde. blue eyes. shy. 5'4''. artistic.

likes movies, music, comics, gore, internet, drawing, designing, video games, villians, cats, disney.

dislikes babies, marriage, haters, cheaters, bad friends, mosquito hawks, onions, smokers, meat packing industry, racism, discrimination, abuse, rape, homophobia, sexism, grillz, thugs, dancing, bullying, rap, needles, vomit, insomnia, back stabbing.

actors: Cillian Murphy, Crispin Glover, Kett Turton, Brent Glenen, Johnny Depp, Dan Byrd, Aaron Stanford, Hugo Weaving, Ian McKellen, Geoffrey Rush, Ben Foster, Elijah Wood, Jerry O'Connell, Gary Sinise, Ryan Kelley, Shia LeBeouf, Jake Gyllehaal, Al Pacino, Keanu Reeves, Paul Dano, Steve Carrell, Ben Stiller, Lou Pucci, Jon Heder

actresses: Natalie Portman, Ellen Page, Christina Ricci, Angelina Jolie, Clea Duvall, Keira Knightley, Winona Ryder, Ally Sheedy, Molly Ringwald, Emilie de Ravin, Carrie Ann Moss, Jenna Malone, Abigail Breslin, Toni Colette, Laura Elena Harring, Naomi Watts, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Sara Rue, Kristen Stewart, Carly Schroeder, Jenna Fischer

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YIM: EmprssOFicecream
MSN: kj_bayless@hotmail.com

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The Things They Carried
The things they carried were largely determined by necessity. English assignment.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Roles of Adoration reviews
Bad" love poem I wrote for school. R&R please, if it isn't too much trouble.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete