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Joined 09-19-03, id: 374866
Author has written 12 stories for Supernatural, Romance, General, General, Fantasy, and Humor.

Don't you love profiles that get right to the point? I once read a profile that said, simply, "I’m me." There was another I read that said, "Hi, my name is and I like to write," completely giving you the point without taking a paragraph to do it. This, unfortunately, is not one of those kinds of profiles. However, since I like you, and you apparently hate these long profiles as much as I do (I can tell by the eye rolling that's going on right now), I'm going to enter into the shortest profile you will ever read. JK!! And you thought I was for real?

Well the other day I sat down at my computer and thought to myself ‘This profile needs a bit of an update’, and so I decided to go ahead and, well…update it. Enough said. (blatantly ignores butter knife being held to her back by her squirrel muses as they are quite annoyed with having to read the same profile over and over for how many years now?) I know you’re all anxiously awaiting and hoping that this is going to be a very intellectually stimulating profile, going into extreme detail of what I’m going to do with my life, and every aspect of my life down to how many pets I’ve had in my life so far, my most embarrassing moments, the best moments in my life, and so on and so forth…however to disappoint you a second time, this is not one of those kinds of profiles either.

Ah. My squirrel muses have decided they want to be known. I have seven squirrel muses in all. Their names are, Skippy, Cashew, Pistachio, Almond, Peanut, Walnut, and Pecan. All related to nuts. And guess what, they're all insane. And pushy. And are addicted topixie sticks. And...oh lord. They're raiding the fridge...hold on a second. Skippy got himself stuck in the peanut butter jar AGAIN.

...Small lapse of time while I go save my favorite squirrel muse...

And now since I know you are probably bored to death with me, I will lighten up the mood, sorta with some good philosophies of life.

"People are like slinkys, boring most of the time, but you can't help smiling when one falls down the stairs."--Ahhh the cruelty of it all.

I thought to share some advice I’ve compiled over a bit. It’s quite straight to the point really.

To attract a man, wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior’.”

Don't marry a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.”—LOL. I really have nothing against tennis players. One of my friends plays Tennis, but she got a great kick out of that joke.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.”—Think about it people.

Of course, none can compare with the thought of, “Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard... be evil!”

And ladies, please. “Always remember... when a guy sweeps you off your feet, he is in perfect position to drop you on your ass.”

And I like to keep myself organized by letting myself know exactly what chapter I'm on in any given story I write, so thus the statuses of each of my posted stories so far...

1.)Line Crossing- COMPLETED Woohooo!!!

2.)The Perfect Life- Probably going to take it down and edit it a little at some point.

And just for an idea of what I have in store for you all, here’s what’s to come. Provided I have the time and my squirrel muses do not abandon me.

THE QUEST OF THE SQUIRREL MUSES (glitterjewele, you need to help me with a title!!!)

When an author gets a major brain block,her squirrel muses decide to take matters into their own hands and take an adventure to find the acorn of inspiration!!! (will be dedicated to glitterjewele, and will be just for humor)

I'm currently working on a pseudo-sequel for Line Crossing.

And just for kicks…and for more advice…lol I got this from a friend

18 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”

7. Don't use any punctuation

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”

11. Sing along at the Opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

18. Copy and send this list to someone to make them smile...It's called therapy

And with that I shall send thee forth to unleash the insanity! MUAHAHA! starts coughing and choking And so thank you for reading my obscenely long and updated profile. And now that we are parting…I leave you with these words…

May your life be like toilet paper…long and useful.”

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Diamonds and Roses by R. Antanor reviews
Cate is the youngest daughter of England's noblest knight, but she lives her life in the shadow of her sister who may be Queen. The day comes, however, that Cate must choose between freedom and fortune...but what will make her happier?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 75,989 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 7/19/2003
Reason and Romance Redux by Myrika reviews
A drunken one night stand with Alex Montgomery is a complication Adrian Blake doesn't need, especially not when he's her new stepbrother. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 4277 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
It'd Never Happen by Winters Kiss reviews
Serena Castle, and Jareth Alaster are worst enemies in high school, but what happens when they are stuck together under rather odd circumstances?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,387 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 9/24/2003
Roanoke: Past and Future School of Horror by terra-bookie reviews
They were twins, smart, drop-dead gorgeous, and liked to cause all kinds of hell. And in a school for delinquents. Male delinquents. Flipside: the twins are girls
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,547 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 3/8/2004
An Adventure Worth Having by Ryanna Jade reviews
Hadleigh accepts a proposal from a man she does not love. Will the life of a pirate be more to her liking than a life of luxury? Please R&R! Chapter 11 up! Finally!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,426 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 9/15/2003
Unrequited Crush Blues by w1ngle55-ang3L reviews
Have you ever liked someone, but he doesn't like you back? Let alone truly know you? If you haven't, you probably know someone who has. This is 16 year old Tanya's story. All she wants is for him to notice her, but is he what she thinks? plz R+R. ch 1 up
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 8/7/2004
Break by glitterjewele reviews
COMPLETE On graduation night, Carson Morgan gets drunk . . . and wakes up the next morning strapped to Sahara O'Brian's back on a motorcycle in the middle of the desert. Not that she's terribly pleased about that...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,641 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003 - Complete
Teaching Unbidden by Spirit of the Sacred Dance reviews
It only took a whisper to start a rumor, and rumors spread like wildfire through an arid field when it came to gossip at Sound Academy. Sometimes gossip is all it takes...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,933 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 5/26/2004
Black by Veronica Aislinn reviews
Black was the color he always wore, from the first moment I saw him. He wasn't violent, or anything, he just chose black to express himself. Which was good, because if he'd chosen something like neon orange or lemon yellow, I'd have to kill him, and possi
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2004
You Never Know by LuckyDucky1390 reviews
Madison and Chris L., Brooke S., Amy H., and Harrison C. have all been friends since the Lancasters moved to Hunter Connecticut three years ago. When a new family joins the neighborhood, the group will soon be faced problems and be forced into adulthood.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2004
Lift A Fallen Star by Ribhinn Maraiche reviews
Star is a pirate aboard her father's ship, but when it is ambushed she is put in the custody of an English Duke. When she has a chance to escape she must decide where her loyalties, and her heart, lie.PERMANENT HIATUS, feel free to continue it if you want
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2003 - Published: 8/20/2003
Things Can Work by Darkchild2010 reviews
He has a bet to make her, sleep with him. She has a vow to talk to him and tell him she likes him. When the two finally talk, the bet is on, and romance will spark, or will it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,694 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 7/25/2003
You're All I Need To Get By by LilChica reviews
Grace Kent and Justin Taylor have always hated each other ever since they were born. Now they have grown up and nothing has changed except when their mother's go on a vacation, leaving them to live with each other for 3 weeks...Will love work its magic?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,561 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 8/23/2003
I Don't Know What I'm Doing Anymore by briagabrielle reviews
A popular girl used to be very best friends with a skater boy, but they grew apart over the years. Suddenly he comes barging back into her life and flips her world upside down. SIX UP! ALL NEW CHAPTERS will be placed BEFORE the song! R/R PLEASE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,642 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2003 - Published: 11/29/2002
Gibson Girl by OutlawEris reviews
Many friends and many faces fly by the unfashionable Versailles sisters during the Roaring Twenties in Chicago. Trendy flappers and handsome gangsters accompany spirited Jazz singers and shy Harlem poets in the fast-paced world of the Loop.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,275 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2003 - Published: 6/9/2003
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Time, or the Lack of It reviews
A short little piece on lacking time...and working on essays. Because we all deal with papers and essays. And because they torture.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/2/2006
The Road to Tomorrow reviews
Our choices shape how tomorrow will be. Sorta like a road, changing where we step. Just a poem about the road of life that leads to tomorrow that I whipped up in a day for a poetry slam. Took me a full day to write it (many breaks while writing it). Sad..
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/12/2005
Bubble of Consciousness
Just a poem I wrote recently about feelings and well, being tired. Death to FINALS.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Published: 6/7/2005
Smile reviews
Just a quick poem wrote when I caught myself smiling one morning...cause a smile is a very strange and contagious thing.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/6/2005
Oh I'm A Catholic Schoolgirl reviews
Just a small poem I wrote one fine morning in homeroom...regarding being a catholic school girl. Stupidly stupid, but it was fun to write.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/15/2005
Scorea:The Phoenix Prophecy reviews
He was destined for greatness. It had been predicted for eras that there would be one who would rise up and unite the three regions of Scorea under one rule. And for an unknowing young man named Shaius Zalunekus, the prophecy would be his destiny. But evi
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005
Line Crossing reviews
From the moment they met, Kiara Li and Andreas Dalton hated each other with a vengeance. And thus a war started between the catholic school girl and the punk. But neither were prepared to begin to like each other the more they saw of the other. R+R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,914 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 1/14/2004
Who am I? reviews
A poem I wrote because of a tough time I'm going through. It's actually quite dark, but it conveys my emotions well enough. Hopefully people are understanding.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2004
The Perfect Life reviews
They each thought another had the perfect life. Only when an unlikely friendship sprung up between the four of them did they finally come to realize the truth. No one has a perfect life.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,547 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 6/12/2004
MoonWalkers: The Next Dimension reviews
Conclusion to MW trilogy. Tide is sick with Solaris. But what happens when he is abducted by Beam and they both disappear? It's up to Aris to travel to another dimesnion where the MoonWalkers are of another breed to save him.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,552 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 11/30/2003
MoonWalkers:Meet the End reviews
Sequel to MoonWalkers:Demon Child- Aris still wonders about those voices in her head, but now the time of the MoonWalkers is drawing steadily closer, and brings about more question on who she is, because hearing voices in your head isn't exactly normal.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,860 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2003 - Published: 10/12/2003
MoonWalkers: Demon Child reviews
Aris, a sixteen-year-old, has been hearing strange messages in her head. They all point to the end of the human race. Should she tell someone? No, they'd probably think her story strange. Then again, she was not really all that normal to begin with...R+R
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2003 - Published: 9/21/2003