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Joined 09-23-03, id: 375455
Author has written 24 stories for Humor, Horror, Humor, Kids, Life, Thriller, and Young Adult.
I finally got around to doing this.

Full Name: Jeremy William Michael Parsons

Age: 14 1/2

Reason Why I Write Stories: I want to become an author some day.

Current Stories

Crazy Dave In Why Men Shouldn't Do The Washing - This is a new fictional character of mine called Dave or Crazy Dave, depending on how you see him. Anyway Dave/Crazy Dave tries to fix a washing machine, but gets sucked into a parallel world. Vote in your reviews for what I should do next (See Chapter 5)

Reunion - This is my first attempt at a horror story. Strange things start to happen to Chris Adams during a séance to contact his deceased brother. But his brother comes back in a way Chris could never have imagined. And his brother wants only one thing. Revenge.

Random Sketches - A series of completely random sketches making no sense. 1st - Intro 2nd - CAR CRASH SCENE - Two guys have a car crash with hilarious consequences. Or horrific depends how you see it. 3rd - SUICIDAL TENDANCIES - A kid writes his suicide note in class. 4th - DEAD PARROT SKETCH REVISITED - My version of the classic Monty Python dead parrot sketch. 5th - STUPID LAWS - How a whole city can get destroyed by the government.

The Silence Of Madness - I have no idea why this is in humor, but what the hey, I thought it was funny. It's about a guy who accidentally lands in a concentration camp during a mission to kill the very people who own the camp. Going to get funnier, I promise.

The Platypus Boy Cometh - Genre subject to change. Anyway, this is the first chapter of many. It's about a man who gets mutated into a half platypus half man, and decides to change the world for the better. Except there's one person who will do anything in their power to stop him.

The Pancake Of Immortality - What the hell. Here's another stupid school story. Enjoy!

The Stray - Another random school story. Also, I have a few fanfics on Fanfiction.net if anyone wants to read them.

Ghosts Of The Train - A random ghost story which I did for school. Many characters are based on people at my school.

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Commentary of a Cynical Child by Thiaf reviews
What is Sandra Wilson, a cynical child of six, thinking of on various holidays? You, readers, have the great privilage to know what this Barbie obsessed girl is thinking on four different holidays. [Written for a contest]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
The Attack of the Midgets by Jackie-Obie reviews
The Midgets are up to no good. So un-good that it is Evil... PG evil! R&R please! -Ch. 6 uppers- {yay}
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2004 - Published: 3/13/2004
The Series of James by Andr0 reviews
Latest Episode: THE SERIES OF JAMES SPECTACULAR! Yes, it's the final ever episode, and if this series were on TV, this'd be the movie. So enjoy the crazy antics of James' parents, Phil, Mike, Satan, Chris, and of course... James.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,670 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 2/10/2004
Life on Montys street or Man vs Mongoose by hplotrfan1 reviews
Its is just pure RANDOMNESS its about a mongoose who is a conartist and a dealer and one day gets chased down my an amish man so it is really odd so u should read it and review
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 2/25/2004
Armyman Bob and Millimeter Ed! by Ekl reviews
Armyman Bob sneaks across enemy lines, disguised as a disguise! What will become of him? Who is MIllimeter Ed, anyway? Adventure, excitement, and just plain nonsense await you!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2004
The Really Funny Andr0 Show by Andr0 reviews
Tired of The Tonight Show? Or Rove Live? Be tired no further with THIS stupid talk show!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2004
The Computer that Wanted to Play by Katie of Gryffindor reviews
That morning, I was all ready to start working on my newest novel. But my computer had a very different idea.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/21/2004
The Worst Thing in the World by Andr0 reviews
This is the series where we SECRETLY spy on people and their BAD HAPPENINGS. Only read if you like extreme violence and bad stuff happening to people. If you're one of those guys who flames people and says "That was sick! I'm reporting you" then don't rea
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2004
Which Lady of Insanity Are You? by Clay Is Mine 4Ever reviews
Just a quiz to see who you are most like. Please R&R and take the quiz and stuff.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/4/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003
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Standstill reviews
On a broken down train, a man has only his thoughts and some girl he's just met for company. As he struggles with both claustrophobia setting in, and dealing with his situation, he starts to worry that maybe nobody is safe.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,277 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007
Reunion Redo
Redo of my other story entitled Reunion ages ago. Chris Adams tries contacting his family through means of a seance, but it goes far worse than he expected. Please read and review, will be updated soon!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,987 - Published: 4/23/2008
That House reviews
Danny Taylor's past will never leave him, and his present seems to be determining his future, ever bleaker with each day. As he searches for a reason, he learns that everyone has a past, everyone has a secret they don't know about. Especially him.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,773 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007
Collection Of Poems reviews
Mostly about life and dealing with it, though not all will be
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 10/29/2006
A Day Of Nothingness reviews
Quite depressing actually, just a story I wrote on a whim for some reason. Enjoy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2006
Crazy Dave In Killing Time reviews
All other fics are gradually being worked on - don't worry. But for some reason - I've started a new Crazy Dave fic - only the intro's up though.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/29/2006
Trapped reviews
Spur of the moment random poem, probably not very good - 1st person perspective about a guy who's trapped in his emotion. May be developed upon.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/25/2006
Wrong Number
Everyone has their secrets to hide, and two boys are about to go on a journey that will give them a whole new perspective on life. (HUMOUR/ADVENTURE FIC, NOT SLASH)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Published: 2/28/2005
Search For A Hero
Wasn't really sure what category to put this in, so I chose humour (it'll get funnier during), anyway this shows Jennifer, a police cop being targeted by the father of her lover, Lisa. (Yes, it's a lesbian hero) Her father who Jennifer thought she killed
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,216 - Published: 12/13/2004
Random Sketches reviews
A series of completely random sketches making no sense. BLACKJACK - Ted tries to teach his friend Mort about blackjack. A NEW RANDOM SKETCH! HOME OVERGROWN - Harold is getting kicked out of his parents house and at 30 years old, he's reluctant to let go.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2004 - Published: 2/10/2004
The Daniel Flaschovsky Chronicles
My new fic! Character list included in the first chapter, please read and review! Old fics going to be updated VERY soon! CHAPTER 3 ADDED!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,755 - Updated: 9/29/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004
The Star Of The Show
Daisyt the dog is fed up with being mistreated so she leaves home to join the circus. My little sister (Aged 10) wrote this, and it's only the first chapter. It will be updated soon. Please read & review!
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Published: 6/16/2004
Still On The Train reviews
My version of Gillian Clarke's On The Train.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/17/2004
The Father, The Son, And The Wholly Spirited
Here it is. The Crazy Dave movie. (Not enough room to put 'Crazy Dave In' at the title) A bunch of chapters full of completely random humour. Dave tries to contact his dead father, but ends up getting involved in the scariest thing of all. Religion.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,802 - Updated: 3/16/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004
Random Poems reviews
A few random poems. The first two are about floods. I did them for school, but I don't think they're that good, and I wanted to see what you lot thought.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/4/2004
Crazy Dave In 'Meeting Of The Minds' reviews
My 3rd Crazy Dave story! Dave swaps bodies with the hot girl from next door, and hilarity ensues!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2004 - Published: 2/23/2004
Crazy Dave In 'Who Ate All The Pop Tarts'
2nd Crazy Dave story. Dave goes to find out to who stole all of Earth's pop tarts in a tale of love, hate and severe depression.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,637 - Published: 2/23/2004
Crazy Dave In 'Why Men Shouldn't Do The Washing' reviews
This is a new fictional character of mine called Dave or Crazy Dave, depending on how you see him. Anyway Dave/Crazy Dave tries to fix a washing machine, but gets sucked into a parallel world. Chapter 5 has titles for my next few scripts. Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,645 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 2/10/2004
Reunion reviews
This is my first attempt at a horror story. Strange things start to happen to Chris Adams during a séance to contact his deceased brother. But his brother comes back in a way Chris could never have imagined. And his brother wants only one thing. Revenge.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 2/14/2004
The Silence Of Madness
I have no idea why this is in humor, but what the hey, I thought it was funny. It's about a guy who accidentally lands in a concentration camp during a mission to kill the very people who own the camp. Going to get funnier, I promise.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,905 - Published: 2/9/2004
The Platypus Boy Cometh reviews
Genre subject to change. Anyway, this is the first chapter of many. It's about a man who gets mutated into a half platypus half man, and decides to change the world for the better. Except there's one person who will do anything in their power to stop him,
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2004
The Pancake Of Immortality reviews
What the hell. Here's another stupid school story. Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/14/2003
The Stray
Another random school story. Also, I have a few fanfics on Fanfiction.net if anyone wants to read them.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Published: 11/14/2003
The Ghosts Of The Train reviews
A random ghost story which I did for school. Many characters are based on people at my school.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/14/2003