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Joined 01-21-01, id: 37638, Profile Updated: 10-25-09
Author has written 2 stories for Romance, and General.

I love to have fun and i have a great sense of humor. Hope you enjoy my stories

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
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I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love wat
ermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
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Cross Roads by Marlen Johns reviews
He broke my sister's heart. So I broke his million dollar car. ... It seemed like a fair trade at the time.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,276 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Complete
Handmaiden by XAbsoluteZeroX reviews
Forced into a bond that forever ties her life to the last black dragon known to man in order to save her brother, Artemis must discover how to deal with a world that will do anything to see them fall, while trying not to fall for the dragon herself. "Your brother killed the last of my kin," the dark dragon rumbled, "So you will be my bride, and pay for his mistake."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 145,630 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 3/14/2013
Fast Cars and Freedom by Ecanus reviews
This Story is now a NOVEL! You can find a copy, that has been revised again at the following web address /3421186. This has been rewritten! Never being a social butterfly Estelle seeks solace in the one thing she knows best cars. When she meets the guy of her dreams her world is turned upside down and she is unsure what to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Downfall by Cassadaga reviews
REMOVED Until now, I thought I was human. Apparently that's not completely true, and now I'm on the run with the son of an angel, and I don't like the way he's looking at me. Just your typical teenager. REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
Wolves At Your Door by shadownights18 reviews
Samara Stalika knew that her and her brother were different. They were Wolf. They were orphans. A pack is what they always wanted, so when they find one under bad conditions they don't know how to handle it. A temperamental mate wasn't what she wanted either. Nor was she expecting the secrets that her brother had hidden. Or the past her parents had. Previously known as Moonlight.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,186 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 2/3/2012
Making Him Notice by awaitinglove reviews
I watch him unnoticed in my classes, but i couldn't have him, no girl could. And no, he isn't gay or anything, he's just dedicated...and hot. Me? I'm a regular, shy girl he didn't notice...until now. COMPLETE! SEQUEL IS UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,731 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 3192 - Favs: 3,415 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Ivory by beverly.cutlip reviews
Ivory is a rare creature, half shifter half vampire she is accepted by neither race. When she saves Ryder, a vampire warrior, she finds herself the target of other shifters' hate but gains the respect of Ryder and his brethren...and perhaps Ryder's love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,900 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 1/22/2011
All the Maybes and Ifs by Clavel reviews
Iris is used to fading into the background of her family and she never imagined that being nice to a little girl at a party would bring her to Sebastian Danvers's attention. He's rich, older and used to getting what he wants. And Iris wont be an exception
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,015 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Complete
Live In Position by Saewod reviews
Working as a nanny and writing a novel was the plan. Adoring the red haired six year old and dealing with the cold absent father wasn't part of the dream, nor were steamy nights, an engagement ring, or the drama of the cold, rich and snobby.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Complete
SEQUEL: Soloh's Song by Chanda Bynum reviews
"Move! Move! Get out the way!" the guy yelled as they entered the lounge. The people steered clear of them as they pushed through the crowd. "Oh my God! What happened to her! Soloh! Soloh are you alright?" Tamara's distressed voice rang out.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,562 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010
Damian's Oracle by Lizzy Ford reviews
Caught in the war between the White and Black Gods, Sofia and her rare gift bring victory to he who grabs her first. Her difficult transition from human to oracle forces her into a new world, where she struggles in her role as Damian’s mate.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63,601 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
Heavenbound by Armith-Greenleaf reviews
REMOVED / It wasn't a bright idea to be driving on a dark rainy night while crying. She didn't see the truck coming up front and WHAM! Welcome to Heaven. Awaited Sister Fiction to Kanilla's Hellbound. Featured in Fiction With Bite/FPSSA/Campanella
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 63 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Stranger Things Have Happened by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
He was supposed to be the one night stand that made her forget she got fired. She was supposed to be another star struck enthusiast of his music that he could ditch by morning. But when money gets involved, suddenly losing the other isn't so easy anymore.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,986 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
One Year Stand by shootingfallingstar reviews
After a chain of commitment-phobic boyfriends, Jessica decides to have a no strings attached, no commitment necessary, one night stand. Then she decides to have another, and another. The problem is, its with the same man.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,435 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Hellbound by Kanilla reviews
REMOVED. Lilith was just trying to summon a ghost to pay someone back for harassing her. She didn't expect to summon the 2nd Prince of Hell instead! And what's worse, he refuses to leave her side! Complete.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,916 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Sinful Affections by CK Shorty reviews
[NOW COMPLETE] No human expects to get a job working for Lucifer himself...or falling for him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,455 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Complete
Runaway Dreamer by WriteKindOfLove reviews
When Chloe runs away from her abusive, broken home she runs far, and straight into the Hunting grounds of John, a beautiful but vicious Alpha who would do anything to protect his Pack. Could her life get any worse?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,342 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006
Everything For Love by The CandyCane Princess reviews
Shana has to deal with her rich boy stepbrother Kelley while trying to get the boy of her dreams to notice her. But has she got her eye on the right guy? UPDATED!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 125,403 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 3/30/2005
Glasses and Garters by Rhunt reviews
Complete Western Romance Nicolette Beldin was considered a tomboy, as she worked with her father on his ranch. Everything changed one dark night, and now she is looking for revenge... but may find love in an outlaw.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,416 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
Sabine Woman by Scribe Mozell reviews
A modern day mountain bandit kidnaps a woman during a bank robbery, making her his 'capture bride'. She is at first fearful, but gradually realizes he cares for her. Will she accept-or will she fight for a freedom that seems more and more like a cage?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 89,330 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/1/2003 - Published: 5/26/2003
Zoe by Misty Spotts reviews
*COMPLETE* Thieves! Really cool thieves! And a kick a$$ girl who doesn't take anyone's s*t. Cute, fun, and serious too... A little mystery, and some love... Then, perhaps, some peace and happiness?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,463 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 9/3/2002
The Chameleon Lounge by Social Thursdays reviews
*completed!* a guy kidnaps a girl as an act of vengeance towards her father but things don't exactly go as planned...ROAR! R/R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,178 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2002 - Published: 7/27/2002
A Toast for Life by Outlaw's Serenade reviews
When a child came to her door wishing for food, Lara decided to give him more than just meals.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,649 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/10/2002 - Published: 1/23/2002
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Wyse Gyrls
She called me when she found out they were trying to kill her. Why...because I'm her sister and I handle situations like these...
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,917 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 1/30/2011
No Love for the Poor reviews
Renee is the school's outcast-nerd but what happens when she falls for the brother of one of the popular girls.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,510 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/13/2005