Urto
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Joined 10-03-03, id: 376617, Profile Updated: 02-19-10
Author has written 15 stories for Humor, and Action.

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The Shifting Siren
I demand that all people review this, the greatest story every to bless these hallowed pages.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Published: 10/3/2010
High School Freshman Gary Coleman reviews
Gary Coleman is going back to school, and learning all the same lessons that a bad episode of Degrassi has to offer. Features a whopping zero characters that I created on my own!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 7/20/2006
The Magus0 Complaint Book reviews
An In-working book of complaints about...uuh...stuff. I'm yet to get a bad review on this, so it must be better than your standard reality-like stuff! Please R&R! It's my most popular work!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 11/5/2005 - Published: 10/4/2003
The Trials of Gasem
The Holy and Dark Knights come from the future to battle one another, and our dear friends Urto and Ewang are caught right in the middle of it all.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Published: 9/16/2005
Pedro Gets Cox reviews
A short film script featuring a new Cox employee, a morbid boss, and of course Pedro.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2005
Old Man Stories 7 reviews
Old Man gets a job at a cafeteria. Get ready for an explanation of over 3 different wars!
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2005
The Great War Of Compton reviews
Compton Man loved his country. Now at it's downfall, he will give up everything he loves to save it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,662 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 5/19/2004
Billy Bonka And The Peanut Butter Cup Factory reviews
A parody (hardly) of a certain book/movie which I shall not name. Mine featurs Nazis, blood and gore.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/16/2004
Old Man Stories 6 reviews
Old Man tells stories to some lost kids at the airport.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/7/2003
Old Man Stories 5 reviews
Old Man covers pornography and some other stuff too!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/6/2003
The Day I Forgot To Take Out The Trash reviews
Overdramitization of the day we know as garbage day.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/4/2003
Old Man Stories 3 reviews
Old Man subs for a chemistry teacher...Hitler jokes are unavoidable!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/3/2003
The Will Of Magus0 reviews
My completly voluntary will.Honest!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2003
Old Man Stories 1 reviews
Old Man introduces himself and gives you your 1st story...and a headache!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/3/2003
The Princess Of Purple My Autobiography reviews
Boy turned woman by Bill Cosby
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/3/2003