Catastrophic-Intentions
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Joined 10-05-03, id: 376961
Author has written 8 stories for Love, Life, School, Romance, Essay, Humor, and General.

Life: Sexually transmitted and always fatal.

I have no Funny of my own, so I steal other people's Funny and now people think that I'm Funny, too.

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Jesus Was Gay by tofujunky reviews
Why would you think otherwise?
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/25/2004
Forever Crowned by tofujunky reviews
Is God overrated?
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2004
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Habits
Habits. Never completely extinguish. They cling to life at the back of your brain and sometimes you can avoid them but they’re never gone.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Published: 6/9/2005
It Was a Dark and Stormy Night platypus version reviews
It was a dark and stormy night... and a very platypus-y one, too.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/6/2005
This is a Small Nothing Love reviews
I wasn't sure whether to put this as fiction or poetry. It reads like fiction but has the essence of poetry. There you go.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2004
Sandwiches reviews
Sometimes it's the little things that count the most.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/15/2004
I Fell Asleep in Class Today, Again reviews
Need I say more than the title?
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/24/2004
Wasted Light reviews
Contimplatory Piece
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/10/2004
Trees Sway reviews
If you can actually get the true meaning behind this, then you're deep.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2003
A Death Alone reviews
A bitter end
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2003