Little Monkey Child
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Joined 10-06-03, id: 377119
Author has written 6 stories for Humor, and Life.

I'm Lisa. I'm a poet. I gave novels a shot, but my attention span simply wasn't long enough and writing became a chore (hence the removal of 'Unwanted Memories'...well, that and the fact that it was written quite a few years ago, and, looking back on it, I was not at all proud of what I had written, which is never a good opinion to have of your own work.)

I'm pretty quirky, so I would hardly say there's any certain theme to my poems. I don't try to be anything I'm not, writing about things that I don't understand to try to appear smarter or deeper than I really am. I write what I think, what I feel, and what I know (which explains poems about muffins, sombreros, friendship, and easter egg catches) Some poems may make you laugh, and others hopefully won't.

I'd like to believe that I'm fairly open-minded. I like to think. I think a bit too much, I'm told. I'm a liberal christian who tends to analyze herself into confusion. I'm...well, not shy, per se, but a bit reserved, I suppose. I speak Spanish in addition to English, and am working on French and Italian.

I like tea, vanilla yogurt, acoustic guitar, barnes and noble, and vampires. I sneeze when I brush my teeth (minor mint alllergy) and I hope to someday remember what the keyboard shortcut for the Spanish tilde is. Daydreaming is an active past-time for me and I adore swing dancing. I write for my school paper, as well as perform in numerous community theatres and choirs. Life's good.

I'd love to hear feedback from anyone and I always return reviews. I don't think I've ever met a writer who doesn't love to hear how they're doing, so if I recieve a review, I feel it's the least I can do to return the favor.

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A Prince's Fairy Tale by Ryeloza reviews
At the annual fairy tale convention the princes decide they need a new image; the solution: a new fairy tale.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,231 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003
The 5 Minute Titanic by nat915 reviews
Many of you have seen the very popular (and very long) movie Titanic. Instead of three and half hours, it could've been done in five minutes! If only James Cameron had had this script...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/31/2003
Student Cookbook by Indigo Ziona reviews
For all the students I know who need to learn better kitchen habits. And stop buying ready-made meals...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/9/2003
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Coming Out reviews
Feeling helpless is a terrible, terrible thing.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
For the Love of A Sombrero reviews
A classic tale of love against all odds
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
Beautiful Dreamer reviews
You're only a child once, but why not try to be young forever?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
Ugly Duckling reviews
Oh, the agony...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
Simple Sports reviews
Adrenaline pumping...Competition in the air...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/22/2004 - Complete
The Muffin Man's Story reviews
The real story behind the muffin man.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete