happy-fetus
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Joined 10-07-03, id: 377259
Author has written 9 stories for Biography, Romance, Fantasy, Love, Supernatural, Horror, and War.
help needed. horrible trashy writing. need good reviews to tell me how much i suck and put me out of my little world of "OOH-I'M-A-BIG-ASS-WRITER" please. tell me how much i suck, i stand here to be shot in the head, ladies and gentlemen.

you can be honest, its okay, not like as if i haven't taken any shit before. sorry, my mood isn't great today. sigh... but seriously tho, i need more critics, then when they come find my stupid body during the news, they can say during my funeral (if they even bother to fucking have one)

"oh, she died because those people on fictionpress.com told her she sucks" and i can blame it all on you when i reach hell. (apparently suicides go to hell) then again

there is no hell.
there is no heaven.

unless you've fucked a bull in the behind before, then i guess you know what hell's like when he turns around and shoves his horns up your.. uhh.. delicate anatomy. oh well, then. happy shooting.

i am your punching bag.
had a bad day?
free load.
i am here to be pushed to the edge.
i will thank you and write all your names in the book of LUCIFER.

goodbye.

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I Will Wait For you reviews
Oh Jesus, this is just another one of those stupid little pieces i've written. OOh, the pain, ooh the agony, dedicated to all victimes of unrequited love. this is fiction for fun, my dears.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/30/2004
Pretty Lily reviews
some shit i cooked up, each time hearing this name hammer in my head over and over again, specially after listening to three doors down all the time. geez. god help me. read, and more agony and FUN FUN FUN agony. review... wait, writE NICE things. :-D che
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/24/2004
101 a couple ways to Kill My Ex scenes included reviews
I've always wanted to kill her. Dreamed about it. I know most people have too. Regardless of gender, you are welcome to see the ways of killing your exes. Enjoy
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2003
Dear Girl reviews
Last day of my life. Have to tell you something, girl. Couldn't call you up because i had no guts. So I'll write it in a letter and hope that you will not forget us. Ever. I love you, I still love you and I don't even know why I love you. I love you.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2003
WANTED: One Muse ASAP! reviews
Muse must provide A plus in weekly creative writing classes, essays and other annoying small and unimportant things. And i need to find a muse A.S.A.P!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10/22/2003
What Sun SAID What Moon DID reviews
the sun told me the stuff that the moon did to me at night. then i woke up and my world was all different from the day before. love can die.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/21/2003
Lousy Thief reviews
Really stupid of me, i was taken to this land to mend the king's viola player's fingers. then dared to steal the queen's make-up and i messed up.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/8/2003
Dear Artist reviews
Wrote this with a broken heart. Never looked my way, ever, but i still love you, imagine that?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2003
Answers that Got My Pants On FIre reviews
All the last things in a girl's life. First love to how i got so sick that i promised a girl a million dollars to get her into bed with me/
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/8/2003