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Joined 10-18-03, id: 378927
Author has written 86 stories for Thriller, Fantasy, Fantasy, Action, Humor, Young Adult, Life, General, Love, Humor, Song, Work, Nature, Religion, and Play.

Updated Biography Page -- 09/08/06 -- I update my profile every six months or so..

Age - 18.
Hair/Eyes - Brown.
Height - 175cm
Weight - Yes.
Status: Single, but looking.
Gender - Male.
Sexuality - Straight, but i still don't mind looking at the guys..
Location: South Australia, Australia.
Hobbies - Writing, Seeing Movies, Television (I collect TV Series' On DVD), Reading.
Dreams - Well, the things i want to accomplish in my life are:
I want to publish a book.
Want to be involved in some capacity in at least one successful film, whether it be writing, directing, producing, or acting.
I'd love to have a successful TV series too.
I want to go to Ireland and Wales, maybe even move there

My favourite authors are:

Matthew Reilly
Sonja Hartnett
Ben Elton
Scott Adams
Shaun Micallef
Rich Hall

My latest endeavor is "Sketchy", which is a series of sketches. Right now, i've chalked it down to have a 10-part run. It will definetely go to 10, but whether is will go beyond or not is still undecided. I guess it depends on the opinions of the fictionpress community. If i get a really positive response, with people actually requesting more, i might try and extend the run to 12, 16, or 20. In fact, i'll do you a deal. I will try and give a new sketch forevery three reviews i get. So the number of chapters will always be at least one third of the number of reviews.

After a few months break, i'm back to writing quite a bit more recently. I don't know how long it will last, but i shall ride it as long as it does. New pieces will be going up on average once every few days.

Saxon

ps. If you're interested in being updated about what i'm doing writing-wise, feel free to hunt me down at http://djsaxon2-fp.greatestjournal.com/- its a blog that details my projects and progress. It shall be entirely public, so anyone can view.

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Little Café by Rina-Lyn Bae reviews
A short little story I wrote the other night... A woman goes to meet someone and doesn't know who she's looking for. Ironic and perhaps slightly funny written just for fun.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Complete
Persuasive Hitler Speech by pinkdragon reviews
I used "A Child in Awe" as a model to make this speech for my speech class (duh). Anyway, for those who haven't read "ACiA," this discusses the softer side of Hitler.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/2/2003
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The Increasingly Lovely Poem Collection reviews
A four-part series of poems, entitled: Oh Pretty Cactus, Oh Lemon Cake, Ode To A Fictitious Submarine and Armadillo. I take an original concept and then whack it with a stick until it's unrecognisably awful. Bonus fifth part, "Oh Tenty" added.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006
Lovesong To A Girl I've Not Yet Met reviews
So erupt, i'll be waiting at the bottomFor your warmth to wash over me To be performed with countryblues style twang only! ONLY! Enjoy!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
A Director And A Crab reviews
A short, surreal play about less than nothing. It is painfully awkward and incredibly confusing. Avoid at all costs. Incidents of crab-mentioning.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/21/2006
The Day I Died reviews
You are no-one.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2006
The Screen reviews
A man falls in love with a woman he sees on TV.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/8/2006
Peak Night reviews
A poem with pretty scenery and a bit of nice romance.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2006
Datebook Retrospective reviews
Flicking through an old datebook brought back some memories.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2006
Tapestry reviews
About destiny!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/8/2006
Rubble reviews
See you in the next life.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006
Winterbloom Boxes reviews
Sometimes I just write anything to try and get myself going, creatively. I usually throw them away, but this one turned out with awesome imagery and i couldn't bring myself to get rid of it. Enjoy!
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006
Glow reviews
A short and sweet four-liner, i really like this one. Reviews are appreciated, and its a very quick read!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/7/2006
Hospital Song reviews
It took a car crash to get your attention.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006
Elevator To The Roof
This short collection is about sort of finding a new lease on life - or at least getting your life balanced again, both through your own resources and through the help of others. Reviews are very much appreciated.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 291 - Published: 8/7/2006
Diamond Throne reviews
A short collection exploring the effect the modern trend of career over family. Also dips into people losing themselves in who they project at work.
Poetry: Work - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19/2006
Claustrophobia reviews
I awoke again with blood on my hands / She was lying there, she was motionless / I swear I didn’t pull the trigger, / I don't understand.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/17/2006
Complex reviews
And I seek absolution / For all that i've done.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/17/2006
The Irony Of Light reviews
Not your typical love poem, this is more about feeling love but knowing it shouldn't be there, and that it has to go. Written ages ago, recently dug it up, it is still good though.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/16/2006
A Desire To Have Is Killed By A Desire To Be reviews
And in a way, i wish i was like you..
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/6/2006
11 The End And The Orb reviews
The last song on the concept album, Orb In A Storm. Although it goes last, i wrote this first, and is one of my favourites, along with Perpetual Sleep. Reviews are very much wanted and will be appreciated.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/5/2006
10 24 Minus 19 Equals HappyFace
Song 10 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. Sorry about the odd title, again.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Published: 4/5/2006
09 Retrace?
Song 09 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Published: 4/5/2006
08 Perpetual Sleep reviews
Song 08 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. Enjoy! This is one of my favourites, reviews are really wanted for this one.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/4/2006
07 I'm Not Sorry
Song 07 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. The sister song of I'm Sorry. Enjoy!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Published: 4/4/2006
06 It's A Sports Term
Song 06 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. Sorry about the odd title!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Published: 4/4/2006
05 I'm Sorry
Song 03 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. This is the sister song of I'm Not Sorry. Enjoy!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Published: 4/1/2006
04 Kalableo
Song 04 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. Kalableo means shimmer. Enjoy!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Published: 4/1/2006
03 What Just Happened?
Song 03 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. Enjoy!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Published: 4/1/2006
02 Cat In The Doorway
Song 02 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. Enjoy!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Published: 4/1/2006
01 JigsawPrequel
Song 01 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. This is, obviously, part one. It is a concept album.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Published: 4/1/2006
Simple Gestures reviews
Ever noticed how a few kind words can go a long way?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/4/2006
My Life As A Fish Tank reviews
The bottle is slippery, my will is weak / And now the illness is starting to creep.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2006
Halfmoon Rising reviews
I can almost see you, in the light.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/4/2006
I Added You To My To Do List reviews
Souls entwined, unfettered and young.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/5/2006
Shut UpEasy Sleep reviews
Just shut up, I love you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/5/2006
Sketchy reviews
A series of short and long sketches, written in the vein of Monty Python and The Sketch Show. Sketch 8 is now up: CK Sketch.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006
Silent Hearts & Fire And Rain reviews
About silent yearning staying just that, and then about why i don't think it can, or should.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 8/16/2005
The Memories Of Michael reviews
Not your typical humour. Yes, it does have some jokes in it, and one half of the double meaning is a joke, but i hope there's a shred of something else. I reccomend this! Slight coarse language and mild insinuated violence towards animals.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/28/2006
The Fire reviews
Short poem about love and beauty. I highly reccomend it, but i wrote it, didn't I.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/13/2006
Tell Me reviews
Tell me I make each day.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/2/2006
A Dog Called Lonliness reviews
The old 'pet called feeling' formula, i've never used it before. Result turned out well though, imagine this in a log cabin in the snow.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/2/2006
Sorrowful Tunes reviews
Not as sorrowful as the title suggests, but DEFINETELY some of my best work. If you're going to read any of my December stuff, please read this. It looks long, but it's worth it. And i have low, low self-esteem, so you know its good for me to be raving.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/21/2005
Christmas Lights reviews
Less cheerful than the title indicates - more of a pondering on permanent mental images of certain times that greatly affect people.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/21/2005
My Jacket reviews
One of those short-but-sweet to the point poems. I love this type of poem, but you can only do them so often or they get tiresome. However, this is only my second or third, so hooray for me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/21/2005
Pony reviews
A song about the loss of innocence, symbolised by a big frozen pony.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/27/2005
Sarah reviews
Sarah was someone very, very close to me in my childhood, so this is sort of looking back. To be played with Acousitc Guitar only.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/26/2005
The Patterns On Your Soul reviews
The patterns on someone's soul are open to interpretation. Sometimes you read them the way you want to see them.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/23/2005
Room For One reviews
This is about something that i've discovered - sometime's a person's head is just too full to take on another's life. Some of my best work.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2005
Make Like Snails reviews
"I can't lay next to you, if you won't lay down"
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2005
Wrapped Up, Burnt Out reviews
Written loosely based on the fact that a friend of mine has been given an opportunity, and just my plea that she not let it change her.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/20/2005
The Doctor reviews
Another poem mentioning the doctor. This is basically about trying to let go and move on with your life after tragedy. Enjoy. Reviews are appreciated.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/14/2005
Reflections reviews
Basically about the person you are versus the person others see. Reviews are appreciated.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/14/2005
Give Me My Hat reviews
An enjoyable little poem about a very violent and apathetic man.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/10/2005
I Refuse To Stop The Madness reviews
It could be a song, it could be a poem. Basically this piece questions the sanity of the way i act, while explaining myself to myself. I like it, and i don't like too much of my own work. So enjoy.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/10/2005
Dear You reviews
A girl reflects through a letter she got from a former love, three years ago.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2005
AutoResponder And I reviews
Written in about 90 seconds to a friend of mine, for him to find when he awakes and looks at any messages he may have got overnight. Good read.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/30/2005
Puris Omnia Pura reviews
Based on the proverb " To The Pure All Things Are Pure", or in latin, Puris Omnia Pura. Good poem in my opinion. A boy wanders a park alone at 12am.. but he's not entirely alone.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/20/2005
The Parlour Bare reviews
The Parlour Bare.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/18/2005
Ciel reviews
A project i've picked up after a little time on the draft shelf. A thriller about love, obession, and science. Reasonably graphic violence, i've upgraded the rating from 13+ to 16+. Reviews are always appreciated.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 8/13/2005
Community Spirit reviews
A very good story that you should read, because it's very good. I recorded it at 4am on my voice-recorder. First of a three part series.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/15/2005
Come With Me reviews
Short, sweet, simple poem.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2005
The Very Short And Silly Song reviews
A song. I realise as a song, this should go in the song section, but this sort of crap belongs in the poetry section about as much as a walking, talking lamp belongs in a very large piece of industiial piping, doing the can-can.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/13/2005
Break My Back reviews
Good poem, bad time a few months ago. I suggest you read it. Or hey don't. But you'll never know what you missed..
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/30/2005
O, Moolah reviews
A little short article about how i would spend money if i had a lot of it. Not very good, and certainly not worth reading. So, go on. Prove me wrong. You know you wanna. Rated for ironic bashing themes.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2005
To NoOne Real reviews
Uh, it's a poem. The optimistic side of death, i guess..
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/8/2005
A Series Of Implausible Events reviews
The long awaited fifth part of The Series Of Implausible Events series. I'd like to warn that the story is in no way a parody of Lemony Snicket, i just plaugrised his spiffy name. Please Read and Review.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 12/20/2004
Teh Convergance Of Life And The Internet reviews
Based on the premise that walking, talking chat untis could be remotely controlled, this is a tale of a girl, a boy, and how he patronises and hates her.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12/23/2004
Things That Annoy Me reviews
Basically, another one of my guides. Purely for my benefit. Its like therapy, but free. Please read and review. Update: The long-awaited Third Chapter now up. Enjoy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 10/25/2004
Dying Tickles! reviews
Thats Right. I'm back. Eight short, short stories with no sense or redeeming value whatsoever. R/R.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/26/2004 - Published: 2/6/2004
Why Toucans Cant Exist reviews
A short write-up on why and how i made it physically impossible for toucans to exist. Full of flaws and holes, but hey. You're in humour, you're not going for quality here.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10/15/2004
What Not To Do With Jelly Crystals reviews
Based on a true story. A man. Some water. A Box of jelly crystals. And a complete lack of common sense. Sure, it may endanger some people, but damn if it isnt fun. FINAL CHAPTER UP.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2004 - Published: 10/6/2004
Saxons Mildly Amusing Songs! reviews
Songies! These are for the easily amused, or bored. There is now about 4 or 5 of them, so enjoy. And they're very short for those of you with no attention span. Please R/R!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004
Hired: KILLERS reviews
About Angel and Melbourne, two beings who will kill for cash... please r/r. If you review my stuff, i will yours. Part 2 Now Up!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 10/27/2003
YAY FOR PURPLE! parts 1 & 2 now up reviews
A piece of paper. A lime. Innocent enough on their own, but when combined, they become PAPER CUTS AND CITRUS JUICE please r/r
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 2/11/2004
Five Years reviews
Something that would play over and over in my head but i never quite got right. One day, i got it right. The title references how long it took (about).
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4/13/2004
The Five Chickens Of The Apocolypse reviews
Yes, it is what the title suggests. This is story of the end of the world being brought around by the five chickens: War, Hunger, Famine, Pestilence and their good friend Clarence. Please R/R
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2004
The Shed reviews
Hey guys, I'm writing something serious for a change! Okay...This is a story about a girl, at a funeral, and the events that led up to her being there. 'Tis a very early work of mine and I'm sure quite amatuer, but I like it so READ ON PEOPLE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/22/2004
The Giant Monkey And The Copyright Infringement! reviews
Contains a pony, a gaint monkey, special guests Three Dog Night, and singing and dancing routined! PLZ R/R Hooray For Everything!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/22/2004
THE MIDAS TOUCH except with lemons reviews
A man with a terrible gypsy curse... everything he touches turns to lemons! Except latex. He's cool with Latex.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2004
Conspiracy on how Conspiracy Therories are made! reviews
YAY! Conspiracy Number 5 for me and this one is te best so far. If you like JET PACK WEARING, PSYCHIC, INVISIBLE PENGUINS, come here!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2004
More things i know but wish i didn't! reviews
YaY! my second thing of this is now up, and its more tragic than ever before! please r/r.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2004
Alarm Clocks will bring around the Apocolypse! reviews
How evil alarm clocks will bring the end of the world as we know it. Cheeky monkeys!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2/10/2004
Conspiracies Apples will take o'er the world! reviews
Conspiracy Theory #3, for me. Apples CAN AND WILL take over the world. Find out how by reading this. Theres nothing you can do... its inevitable... plz r/r
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2004
Things I Know But Wish I Didn't reviews
Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here... (if you don't think jesus is a hippie, don't read this)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/6/2004
GLOVES: Ending 1 reviews
This is the long-awaited sequel to the GLOVES prologue...well one of them, anyway. tony gets mugged after not being picked up after work, but the muggers leave something behind. And they'll kill him to get it back...i am no good at summaries, but the stor
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/4/2003
The Black Dragon reviews
This is the FIRST EVER thing OF ANYTHING. My very first piece of proper writing, and my first poem. I like it and if you don't, then you probably wouldn't like me.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10/18/2003
Gloves Prologue reviews
More of a crime book really. If i get 3 reveiws asking for more, i'll post the first half dozen pages for y'all. i hope i get the chance.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2003