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Joined 10-21-03, id: 379439, Profile Updated: 07-29-10
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My name is L.E. Jones and I have a very strange sense of humor (not the kicking puppies type of strange, but the "can a vampire penis get hard" kind of strange).

I apparently like to write, hence the profile, and there for know how to read.

I am slightly dyslexic.

I hate movies made into books, and love books made into movies...

I am happily married to a man who can kill bird by simply throwing a knife towards it. Of course, he didn't mean to kill or hurt the bird... it was an accident. He apologizes for it.

I also share a son with this talented man. My son's a newborn who has the nickname of stinky weasel. He sometime is a smelly critter, but he's a cute one!

That's about it...

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A Rose for the Demon by BebeEllis reviews
Discontinued
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008
The Pointless Adventures of Six Heroes and a Dog by GrayWindRising reviews
When evil strikes the innocent citizens of the Kingdom, it is left to six incompetent and incompatible heroes to save the day. Luckily for them, contrived plot devices always favor the good guys.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,370 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008
Star's Sexcii Adventures by candiigrrl reviews
chptr 18: STAR MEETZ GOD........... REED 2 FIND OUT BOUT DIS ENCOUNTER!1111/// plz review!11 / mii name is star n dis is da storii of muh lyfe. plz read it furst i promise its da bes storriie ev!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,532 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009
Untitled by UserDoesNotExiest reviews
Caution: This isn't for you.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
Rhapsody in E Major by Road to Anywhere reviews
Hi! Ethan Jacobs here! I'm a totally average high school junior. Okay...maybe not. I'm valedictorian, a complete band nerd, a spazz, and I drive a tiny lime green car. My best friends are gay, but I'm totally not. Hey...the new boy is pretty cute... Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,158 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
Daisychains by Taylor Jayn reviews
Sullivan: 'Well, one things for sure. I never expected THIS.'
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,982 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009
Skinned by Kurt Farmer reviews
A man is depressed and wants to start his life over. It appears as though he might get his chance, but not in a way most would assume...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
My Maid, The Hamster by Char6296 reviews
A medieval noble recruits a maid. The noble finds out that she turns into a hamster every time she eats a carrot. She only transforms back into a human when she is fed meat. T to be safe.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2009
You Found Me by xrebelmusicianx reviews
Travis and Luke meet in a rather embarrassing moment. What they never knew, was how this encounter would change their lives. It's a man and man story. If you do not like, I politely ask for you not to read.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
Night by Benevolence in Violet reviews
A rogue vampire is tearing through the streets of a rural Alaska town, disrupting the order of its resident mortuary family. Axel Priest, in charge of the seek and destroy mission, finds his 2000 year old life turned upside down by one young woman.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008
Fall of Wossils by moments-of-inertia reviews
No recognition of this person in the mirror. So fuck, I ain't down on my luck, this rabbit's foot just got stuck in the muck. And this early morning beer feels good everyday, like a corpse as a prize I'm a dead giveaway.Wasted in Belfast, Kierie's story.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2007
How Does One by lilyheart311 reviews
rants. thoughts. essay. thoughts about life, and everything in between...please r&r!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2007
Of Shattered Wings and Broken Hopes by Blueray reviews
The bond they shared was so deep...nothing could shatter it...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,793 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
A Smack on the Face by Amerez reviews
[SLASH] About a boy fighting the darkness in his mind. A oneshot I might expand.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
The Gay Man's Matchmaker by Esquirella reviews
MxM (This means that there is slash, yaoi, shounen ai in here. Get OUT if you don't like it, biotches) Life sucks! My straight best friend's setting me up on a blind date! This should blow horse chunks! Meet Kee. He's a breath of fresh air, isn't he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,215 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 8/16/2005
Fangs of an Angel by darkquill reviews
Meet the 666th Pope of the Catholic Church... the fate of the humanity will change when the clock strikes at 12 am... welcome year 3000
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 5/5/2005
Fox in the Night by Kadaj reviews
Girl finds fox. Girl takes fox home. Fox changes back into an incredibly sexy vampire. Pure craziness. FINAL CHAPTER UP!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,168 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 10/5/2004
The Human Trap by Solanio reviews
Daria awakens one day in a body not her own.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,675 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005
Gift Of Ghosts by Shadows Fury reviews
Jessica Evans can see ghosts but always tries to hide it.Can she ignore it when the ghost of the most ignorant,hotheaded male won’t leave her alone?Did she also mention he’s the hottest guy she’s ever laid eyes on?Dead or alive.Please R&R.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,358 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 8/25/2004
Mean Angel Mine by Solanio reviews
Sarah witnesses the First War and the darkening of Heaven.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005
Sober reviews
Alex Cole has nothing left to live for. His father is abusive, his mother is more concerned with her social status, and he is losing his battle with addiction. Is there anyone who can save him from himself? M/M, Adult content. R&R returned!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009