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Joined 10-25-03, id: 380015
Author has written 22 stories for Haiku, General, Life, War, Humor, Love, Friendship, and Supernatural.

Aloha, peoples, and welcome to my little corner of the internet! Well, actually, this isn't my only little corner... I'm on fanfiction.net, too, have a livejournal, xanga blog, blog-city blog, and about six websites that I never bothered to finish, but whatever.

I'll start off with a bit about myself, I guess. I'm one of those peoplewho gets weird looks walking down the street, but once you get to know me, I'm pretty much a good person... That is, unless you really piss me off. But stay on my good side, and we'll have no problems.

Some people consider me "odd" or "insane". Don't listen to them. I'm just "mentally unstable". Like a radioactive burrito. Only those don't exist... Well, one does, but your not supposed to know abo-.. Never mind!

I em gud ate speeling end grammer sew ewe arnt bee seein alot off mistaks in mye riting?

(Translation: "I am good at spelling and grammar, so you won't be seeing many mistakes in my writing." )Yeah, I'm known to some as "grammar freak."

I'm working on a story right now, but I can't seem to get it right. So in the mean time, I'm writing a lot of poetry.

Um... That's all I have to say for now, I guess...

Go ahead and read.


UPDATES:

6/17/06- Yes, I am aware that I've been inactive for over a year. Oh well. That just means I have a year's worth of random writing for people to read. So, take that. I'm adding some poems and monologues within the next two days. Enjoy.

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Evil Centipedes of DOOM! by Nevermore Forevermore reviews
My random schitzophrenic thoughts in class. WARNING - probably not funny to anyone with a normal sense of humor.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2004 - Published: 11/4/2003
Frolicking with Sponges by Etana des Etoiles reviews
What happens when you've been transported to an alternate dimension, where trees melt and eyes can speak? In ENGLISH! This is what! 100% guarantee of humorous humor and crazy craziness.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2003
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Seasons reviews
First love, destructive habits... Nothing changes with the seasons.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/22/2006
Envious reviews
"I wish..."
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/22/2006
A Plethora of Random Crap reviews
Just a few haikus I wrote.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/22/2006
Façade reviews
A pre-formated poem... The kind everyone hates writing. I am, I feel , I want ... I think I did rather well with it, considering the layout was rubbish. For English Composition class.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/22/2006
Life, Death, and Espresso reviews
After her performance at the coffee shop, Alena begins to learn new things about Mark... As it turns out, there are some secrets that can only be learned once their keeper is no longer around to hide them.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 5/25/2005
Where Do Babies Come From? reviews
We ALL know that baby oil comes from babies, but where do they get those babies from...?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/15/2005
Congratulations, Society
This is my critique on society as a whole... Written in April for my English project.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Published: 4/28/2005
The ABCs of You and Me
ABCDEFG... What's going on with you and me? (Alpahbet acrostic for English class)
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Published: 3/24/2005
Beautiful Smile
True happiness is scarce for you, I guess. Don't worry. You'll get used to it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Published: 3/24/2005
Holidays at the Sideshow
A holiday poem... I know it's little late, but the message remains the same... (Parody of " 'Twas the Night Before Christmas)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Published: 1/12/2005
Happy Birthday
I wrote this after a particularly depressing birthday...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Published: 7/30/2004
Stuck in the Middle reviews
One's scared, one's sorry, and here I am, the translator...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/25/2004
Unfinished reviews
I'll never be finished, never run out of inspiration... Written for... Well, you know who you are.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/25/2004
Meaningless reviews
Writing when depressed can bring out some really dark stuff... Especially when you're depressed about your family life. Pretty Angsty. PG13 for a suicide.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/7/2004
Wounded Souls reviews
I wrote this poem in English class... I was really depressed after this one, so be prepared for some confusing metaphors and dark stuff. PG for some depressing stuff, and if you take the metaphors the wrong way, violence.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/7/2004
Diamante
A diamante comparison between good and evil. R&R. Thanks.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Published: 10/25/2003
Weird Weather reviews
A poem I wrote a while ago for no apparent reason. Don't make fun of it. I wrote it in like 3rd grade! R&R. Thanks.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/25/2003
Smoke in the Sky
I wrote this when I was studying the Holocaust.The assignment was to write a poem from the point of veiw of someone in a death camp R&R. Thanks.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Published: 10/25/2003
Last Words reviews
A poem I wrote in english class. Teacher's comment: Well done- But so "dark!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/25/2003
The Neurologist
I wrote this in the waiting room on my second trip to the neruologist. Hence the title. R&R
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Published: 10/25/2003
The Only Shadow reviews
Something else I wrote in english class. We had to do a metaphor poem on ourselves, and this is the product.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/25/2003
Lightning reviews
I wrote this for school... I think it's pretty unusual... A funny HAiku
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/25/2003