TurtleGoddess
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Joined 10-27-03, id: 380333, Profile Updated: 06-29-11
Author has written 4 stories for Romance, and Fantasy.

NEWS

Update, June 29th, 2011: Hey everyone! So I have not been on this site in years... but with good reason! I've been busy finishing up college (I graduated in May, woohoo!), looking for a job, and doing revisions on a project you might remember as Veiled Intentions. Now retitled Flame's Veil, that story has been signifcantly changed and chopped down to about half its size. I am planning to start querying with the agents in the very near future, in the hopes of getting published. Unfortunately, that means VI's sequel, Shadowed Intentions is all but dead - but there's a chance I will steal elements from it for future books. So I won't really be posting on this site anymore, but I am still writing! And now I just want to say THANKS to all of my lovely readers and commenters over the years. I don't know if I would've stuck with VI/FV for this long without your support and kind words. Hopefully one day, you'll be able to purchase it in a bookstore. :) Love you all, and have a fantastic summer!

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Completed Works

A Little Bit Crazy - Nominated for a Round 6 SKoW award in the category of 'Happily Ever After'. Also, read a review of it here, at Reviewing the Hottest Romance of Fictionpress - http://rthrof.blogspot.com/

Fortunately Yours (short story)

The Misener Experiment (short story) - Nominated for a Round 1 TIRO Award in the category of 'Best Fluffy Fic'

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Six Weeks With Satan by woodstock1969 reviews
It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,794 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Confessions of a Former Chew Toy by woodstock1969 reviews
When I found out that Tully, my estranged childhood best friend, was rooming with my ex, the overly opinionated, rich tool, I knew that things were bound to get weird. I can't stand awkward situations, and my freshman year of college just became one. Joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,087 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
To Fight or Fall by pixy-dizzy reviews
When rivalry takes action, students at Westfield School of Boarding--fondly known as SOB--must choose sides. The ringleaders are thrilled, until their war becomes a war to protect the very school they hate. A bit of a satire; Sort of complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,934 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
Counting Chickens by pixy-dizzy reviews
She wanted the fairy tale. She wanted the chick flick. She wanted the soaring music, the dozen roses, the Princess Bride kiss-to-end-all-kisses. She wanted the cliché. It’s a pity she was so busy up in the clouds that she didn’t recognize it when it came.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,761 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006
Luciology by skankasaurus reviews
“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,137 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
Don't Make A Scene by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. There are loads of things out there I'm not exactly fond of. For example: string beans, getting up early, doing homework, and Ryan Bradley. He was number one on my list. And he was trouble.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
Cinderella Never Saw This One Coming by Sally Can Wait reviews
[COMPLETE] Let me tell you, if Cinderella had tried on MY shoes for a day, she would have gotten her magic pumpkin kicked from once upon a time to happily ever after. But if the shoe fits...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,799 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
At the End of the Day by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,870 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Why Not to Date a Greek God by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
It's funny how the smallest things turn your life around. But nothing—especially people—is ever what you expect. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Smooth Move by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,225 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Island Olivier by elisefey reviews
What: Stranded. When: One screwed up summer vacation. Where: A deserted Island. How: Long story. Who: Me. And that guy who doesn’t really count because at this rate I’m gonna kill the jerk before we ever get rescued...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,956 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Fateful Friday by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,752 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
I'd Like It More If You Didn't by Sally Can Wait reviews
COMPLETE Pessimism is just an ugly word for pattern recognition.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,946 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
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Shadowed Intentions reviews
All is well in Setena, until the princess Quisa receives a tip that not all is as it seems. Now, she must enlist the help of bookish scholars, rowdy pirates, and spoiled nobles to save the kingdom. But exposing dark secrets comes at a heavy price...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 189,644 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009
The Misener Experiment reviews
Sure, the experiment was a weird idea - reading people by comparing them to junk food. I mean, there was nothing better to do at Fresh Mart. But now my cute co-worker thinks I'm crazy and wants me to conduct the experiment on him. Uh oh. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
A Little Bit Crazy reviews
Carrie, a self-proclaimed book nerd, thought she would spend a quiet summer working at Angelo's, a crazy Italian pizza place. She didn't think a weird guy would come into the restaurant and hit on her - or that he would actually be a spy from Pizza Hut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,636 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Fortunately Yours reviews
Emma, a Chinese food addict, has always believed in her fortune cookie's messages because they have a strange habit of coming true. So what happens when she gets a fortune that means she'll find her true love, even if it's not who she thinks? ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete