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Joined 10-30-03, id: 380766
Author has written 20 stories for Life, Love, General, General, Essay, Fantasy, Young Adult, Romance, and Humor.

I'm baaaaack_


Hi guys! This is the part where you get to read a whole bunch of boring things about me and my work! Hope this isn't too long and rambly...here goes_

Stuff About Me:

My name is Hannah. I like reading, writing, and Homestar Runner, I think Red Dwarf is the best comedy show in the history of the universe, and I try not to watch too much TV. It pisses me off when people are too lazy to type out their damn words, and it makes me want to cry when I think about how few people know what Red Dwarf is. Besides writing, I read,role play,IM, improv, and sit at the coffee shop in my spare time. I'm addicted to comedy and caffeine and I'd like to know why it's so much easier to write when I'm supposed to be asleep.

I write because I'm pretty sure writing is the only thing that keeps me sane, though lately I wonder if I have any sanity to hold on to. I'm not sure if I'm a good writer or not...all I know is, I like it a lot, even though I don't always have the determination to finish the things I write. '

Policies:

The only policies of mine that are of any interest to you are those concerning updating and reviewing. Here they are:

Reviewing: If you give me a review, I will try my best to return the favor. However, I will review you the same way you reviewed me. If your review is genaric and it looks like you didn't even read the story, that's what you're getting back. Also keep in mind that I SUCK at giving decent poetry reviews. I'm just not that well-versed in good poetry. That being said, if all you write in poetry, and it's even semi-decent, you're probably going to get a gushy review.

PLEASE NOTE, however, that sometimes it takes me a long time to review back. I do try to do so eventually, but I can't get on the Internet all that often, and I have my own stories to write. Also note that I take reviewing very seriously--I HATE giving reviews that are like "OMG I LOVED IT PLEASE KEEP WRITING," or something lame like that; pure encouragement is about as helpful as a flame. Because of this, I can't read or review anything unless I have a lot of time...and therefore, it takes me awhile. ;

Updating: This depends on the story, what's going on in my life, and whether or not I'm being a bum. Ideally, I'd update once a week, but as I'm sure you know, things rarely work out how we'd like them to. I have a hard time making myself update if no one reviews as well...I simply fail to see the point, is all. So if you read something you like, review it, or that'll be the end! (Anyway, reviewing me ends up benefitting you, since I review back. _)

Answers to the Riddle Poems:

Note: If you read these before reading the poem, the riddle is ruined. Just so you know.

Iridesence: A bubble. Of course. Think about bubbles and be happy!

Silent Monarchs: Cats. Like I said, a dog person really wouldn't get it. But everyone knows how stuck-up cats are. (I love cats, but they are the most arrogent creatures on the planet. They do deserve to be, though, at least I think so).

The World is Quiet Here: A library. One of the only quiet places, nowadays.

Works of Prose:

Outside the Box: Novel, romance, incomplete.This novelstarted out as an ode to non-conformity, and has been slowly turning into a commentary on high school love. I'm still not completely sure where I'm going with this one, so suggestions are very much appreciated, more so than usual. (Working title, especially with this silly new plot developement.)

Confessions of a Wicked Stepsister: Novella, fantasy, completed. The story of Cinderella, told from Cinderella'sstepsister'spoint of view. The Cinderella story I retold was actually Disney's story with a few tweaks...I haven't gotten around to sitting my ass down and reading the original quite yet.

Starcrossed: Short story, romantic fluff, completed. A kind of symbolism thing with the sun and the moon, originally written so I could get into a writing class. Purely descriptive, with no real plot to speak of.

Chocolate Grahm Crackers: Short story, mainstream, completed. I'm pretty sure I wrote this shortly after eating chocolate grahm crackers...it's overtly symbolic, and probably pretty bad, but it was fun to write.

Banana Splits: Flash fiction, humor, completed. I'm pretty sure I was half-asleep when I wrote this. It's about a friend of mine, and what she'd be like as a super hero.

Fatal Innocence: Short story, fantasy, completed. I wrote this a long time ago, as an explanation for a war in a novel I was once working on. The novel has changed so much that it's almost become unrecognizable...but I liked the story, so I left it up.

The Music in my Head: Short story, mainstream, completed. This is an old fic...actually, I'm pretty sure that it was the first short story I've ever written. It's about a girl who thinks in music. One day, it might turn into a series of stories about how people think...I haven't decided yet.

The Undeniable Genius of Doctor Seuss: Essay, completed. Written when I was obsessed with Doctor Seuss, around February last year. It's quite short.

Who's Controlling Who Here?: Essay, completed. Written one night when I was thinking about how dependant we are on computers. I freaked out and felt like writing, and the essay was born. Also very short (I haven't the patience for long essays unless writing them is a requirement.)

Works of Poetry:

Candy Coated Lies: I'm not sure where this came from. It was born one day while I was walking home from school. I liked it, so I posted it.

Jupiter: Written some time last summer, probably around July, when inspiration was smiling at me, and I was writing like crazy. This is a short poem, but I like it too much to take it down.

Sorcerer: Pretty much sums up how I feel about writing.

Until: One of the things that has always baffled me most about human beings in general is the way they never realize what they have until someone takes it away.

I'd Rather: A love-related observation, unedited, written when I was tired. It's one of the truest things I've ever thought concerning love, so it stays up.

You: I thought I was in love when I wrote this...I captured my feelings pretty well, even if I don't ever talk to the guy anymore.

Happiness: This poem is quite old...I think I wrote it in seventh grade, which is when I first started writing seriously. I like it a lot

A Question of Color: Also an old poem. I don't remember what pressed me to write it, just that I was pissed about something.

In Closing...

I appreciate anyone who takes the time to read and review my work. I also enjoy meeting new people and such...so don't hesitate to IM me if you feel like it. I really mean it.

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The Misadventures Of A Grammar God by Cheez Socks reviews
It's not easy trying to right the world's grammatical wrongs. But if these guys don't kill each other in the process, they just might be able to do it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006
The Coolest Emo Kid by Cheez Socks reviews
Sick of annoying and depressing poetry? I am too. Note: I do not intend to offend anyone with this, and if i do, I appologise.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2006
Death on a Plastic Tray by Cheez Socks reviews
Take a look into the life of a sadistic Super Burger employee. [oneshot]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/26/2005
The Unicorn and the Dragon by Aedyn Star reviews
compare/contrast poem. 8th grade english
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Complete
My Problem With Extremes by Mayaj reviews
Nati has a secret.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,458 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 5/30/2005
A Happy Poem by Ruthy reviews
ok i know the title stinks but i really didnt know what to call it :o)...i had alot of fun writing it, its a happy poem :o).
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2005
Dressup by ShadowofDemise reviews
Stands as an allegory for the way the world thinks today.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2005
Delicious by I Myself reviews
Ever since I can remember, I've been asked what I want to be when I grow up.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/4/2005
The Greatest Challenge by happy thing reviews
Love is the greatest challenge. Are you up to it?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/30/2004
Guns and Violence by Fred Pickles reviews
(This story is for educational purposes only. Any copies to duplicate this fiction will be countered with violent gunfire. Thank you.) As of December 20th, 2004, this story is complete.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,845 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 11/16/2004
Re: Adolescent by Dystorque reviews
From God's publisher: this "Teenager" is bad poetry.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2004
High School Champ by Yuri Fan reviews
The most popular guy at High School falls for a girl who's not popular. How does he deal with this?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2004
The Penguin and the Muffin by Constance Hepburn reviews
A narrative poem for children, based upon the escapades of two of my dearest friends.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/7/2004
Love and Lust by Doodlibop reviews
What is the difference between the two? I'll tell you!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2004
Fly by hopelessromantik reviews
This is a poem about me but I don't think I am the only one who has ever felt this way. R&R
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2004
A day by fon970 reviews
I had to describe colors in my english class with poetry. Here it is. Please give feedback.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2004
Rain Falls by mizu no kokoro reviews
The rain is falling outside my window... I feel each drop as it echoes... read and review thank you.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/26/2004
In Beat or Headphones Girl by Papertazuna reviews
How do you express your music? When you're in, you're IN it deep. What do people think when you're not thinking of them?
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/25/2004
One by AmethystPisces reviews
Unadulterated fluff. The format is a bit off. For some reason my pc will not load html correctly. Repost due to an error. Thanks FC.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2004
Masterpiece by AmethystPisces reviews
Oblivious to the color of his skin. She only cared about the man within.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2004
The Closest I Ever Came to Flying by Walk Backwards reviews
This time, on this dune, that cold clear sparklingnight, I came this close to flying.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2004
Hell by Twizted-Fate-666 reviews
A strange love poem that I wrote at random during class, I was thinking about my ex-bf when Iwrote it
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2004
Lunch Break by StarliteTopaz reviews
Average day at school, average teacher, average annoyances, average new student... or is it?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2004
A Hero's Lament by gloriously mad reviews
Do all those fantasy heroes really enjoy lives of slaughter, doom, and angst? I think not.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2004
Story Time! by Walk Backwards reviews
What happens when Lynn tells Emily she's bored. Incoherent rambling fun, here we come!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2003
Why did the chicken cross the road? by sparke reviews
819 words on why the chicken crossed the road. I really need a life.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2003
To Every Girl Who's Not Quite Popular by Relentless Bibliophile reviews
I've seen it happen so many times ... girls who sacrifice their individuality, just to be accepted ... I wish they could understand it's not who they are ...
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/6/2003 - Complete
Hymn to Hope by DarkJaina reviews
The cycle of nature, life, and death.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2003
A Simple Wish by tuxedotservo reviews
Jacob Scott doesn't get any (positive) attention from girls, until he meets Aku, who promises to change everything with two wishes - if he signs the contract... - a longer version is eventually coming, but this is the original
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,447 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2002
At The Coffee Shop by spiffychick reviews
A sarcastic view of society's superficiality shown through one woman's venture into a Starbucks-like coffee shop...I think it's pretty funny...r/r por favor!!! Thanx!!!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/23/2001
Ice Cream by NOT a Happy Mango reviews
I was really hyper when I wrote this and I believe I thought I was Carl(a) Sandburg.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2001
Elements by SylverCross reviews
a telling of life from a....different prospective
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2001
Coffee Poem by April1 reviews
A poem about coffee and how it gets you hyper!!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2001
Celestial by RavenNat reviews
A poem inspired by the heavens above as I walked my dog, Jackie one night. Enjoy :)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2001
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Unrequited reviews
Maggie loves Theo, but he doesn't love her back.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Complete
CandyCoated Lies reviews
"You swallow candy-coated lies..."
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/7/2006
Banana Splits reviews
How does one fight a killer robot with a yam, a block of cheese, and a banana split? I ask you... (Rated for language)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2006
Confessions of a Wicked Stepsister reviews
Yep, I retold Cinderella, like the masses of other writers who have done so. Only this time...it's in her stepsister's POV.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,953 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 8/16/2005
Jupiter reviews
Short and sweet (or, at least I think it's sweet). Think outside the...fill in the blank?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7/11/2005
Sorcerer reviews
There's a reason this isn't in fantasy! This poem is super short-please read it?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2005
Starcrossed reviews
A story I wrote awhile ago to show off my writing abilities. It's a descriptive piece, and quite short, so I really can't summarize it, sorry!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/7/2005
Chocolate Grahm Crackers reviews
I'm pretty sure this is the first thing even overtly symbolic I've ever written, so cut me slack on the symbolism. It's about a girl and her chocolate grahm crackers. Bear with me, it's short and easy to understand, and I love all who take the time to rea
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7/6/2005
Until reviews
"You never really know what ya got until it's gone"...what a sad fact.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5/27/2005
I'd Rather reviews
"I'd rather my love be a tall green tree..." A very short poem. If I give away more, that'll be half the poem read. Please read and review.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5/6/2005
Fatal Innocence reviews
Magic can be twisted...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/15/2005
The Undeniable Genius of Dr Seuss reviews
At the urging of a friend of mine, I wrote an essay about Dr., Seuss to post on here. This essay actually has some research behind it, so you can't flame me for not knowing things! Hooray!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2005
Who's Controlling Who Here? reviews
Ever thought about what would happen if all the computers in the world were to just up and crash? This essay is the product of such thoughts. (Because of lack of research, I most likely deserve flames for this one, but please don't flame me)
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2005
The World is Quiet Here reviews
Another riddle poem. I love these things. Describing stuff is FUN! Kudos to those who can guess! It's really very easy, you know...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/1/2004
Silent Monarchs reviews
A riddle poem I wrote in French class...I get really bored in that class. Anyway, I hope you like it. Kudos to you who guess and get it right!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/1/2004
The Music In My Head reviews
About a person who thinks in music...it's actually pretty interesting, believe it or not.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2004
Iridescence reviews
This is a riddle poem. You have to try to guess what it is. I won't blame you if you don't. The answer is on the page, but please at least TRY to guess!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2004
You reviews
Love is blind, but it is beautiful all the same.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2004
Happiness reviews
A short poem about happiness.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/20/2004
A Question of Color reviews
I resent being called white...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2003