SomewhereShortOfAnIdiot
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Joined 10-31-03, id: 380867, Profile Updated: 04-06-12
Author has written 41 stories for Life, General, Love, Horror, General, Friendship, and Haiku.

Hi. Thanks for stumbling by my page. My poetry is mainly a manipulation of images, colours and sound and attempt to capture them in a series of words. In this sense I want my poetry to be experienced rather than read. I also like to write in a open-ended way and encourage you to discover what my words mean to you personally.

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Have Apron, Will Scare by grumpish-pko reviews
There's something strange about this little guy. Showing up in Mace's bedroom in the middle of the night, she learns more than she ever wanted to know about monsters...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Please Continue by AppleBomb reviews
A run-on sentence
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2006
river by admiresher reviews
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Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2006
The unequivocal avantgarde way of living by Faithless Juliet reviews
If anyone really cared they could find her by her trail of spit out chewing gum.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/12/2006
Knots by ConfusionIsPastel reviews
Your problems are like knots, they're so hard to untangle...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2006
Sky Away Sky by Moondog Dozier reviews
Thick briars split my feet in slashes,
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2006
i can't help it by sunshineofyourlife reviews
i know that you're nowhere near where i am...but i look for you anyway
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2006
White Haiku by Dale Christopher reviews
White; pure, beautiful, deceptive, deadly. The horrors of life wear a mask.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2006
Raining by dry sherry reviews
Don't you love it when it rains?
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2005
Caution: Love trips falls slamming ever after by venomouskiss reviews
Hatred is Love's partner in the ballroom dance of life.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2005
Gravity by Heratic emo kid reviews
Had to write a poem about gravity, its really hard to do...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2004
Hole by Quixotic Coyote reviews
i made this pg-13, because of the suicidal imagery and strange references to humpty dumpty and alice in wonderland. the only thing i've ever changed since the original composition was the title, so i hope it's good.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/26/2003
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The Lobby Pianist and a French Baguette Sonata
I contracted this feeling entirely naturally and perhaps somewhat nostalgically. It wasn't lust, nor was it a desire for romance or comfort, and by those restraints could it even be classified as love at all?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Published: 6/9/2008
Denial reviews
I wish colour would disappear, The piercing saturation that bombards my eyes, Makes it harder to pretend that life isn't real, And were that hue to fade away to muted tones, This delicate dream could take reality's place
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Complete
Fast Paced Lilt Of Fleeting Dreams reviews
Viewing dreams like foreign film, As time compresses and expands with our heads, And this emotion shapeshifts within
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Trail Shapes In The Wind reviews
A thought that remains a parody of something real, Stitched upon our mind in a blanket of emotions, Although they lie away from reach, We grow until the sparks can be caught in our grasp
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Transparent Bullets reviews
Without regard to the emotions, That lay preserved in frozen hearts, They slowly melt away from life. I shoot these transparent bullets, Glances that pass through to the other side unnoticed
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Complete
Glass Bead Dreams
The incomprehensible form of our self, Is wrapped inside the memories of the true and the false, We listen as time drifts away, And our existence extends beyond our reach
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
Fragments of love left behind reviews
You made this shadow image of me, That lives on in your mind, And consistently “I” am mistaken, For the little parts of me, That broke off and crumbled away into your heart
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/2/2006
I'll meet you inside tomorrow reviews
Lost in the shifting shadows of our hearts, And there's a monster inside of us, A distorted version of ourselves, We find it as we hide behind our shadow
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/22/2006
Watch the end of the world together reviews
Could I only cast away my shadow, I'd tear away the part of me that never belonged, So take my hand in yours, And we can watch the end of the world together, As it all breaks up around us
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2006
Within These Snow Fallen Memories Of July reviews
Despite the heavy falling rain, A circle of dry land forms around me, Un-phased by the emotion that's falling apart, Through the storm I can see, Everyone allows themselves to get wet
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/8/2006
Music Three Haikus reviews
Melody flowing, Rhythmically we move with sound
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/20/2006
Time To Harvest The Dreams reviews
A burning star that nears the end of a phase, Time to harvest the dreams, You grew in the night, Pluck them straight from your sleeping mind
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/4/2006
The Ceiling Of The World reviews
This foreign galaxy you shaped, With your own hands, And drifting in the breeze, Your voice, When will this kite take flight? A messenger to drift above, And deliver our thoughts, To the ceiling of the world
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/4/2006
Aces Wild reviews
The ghosts that haunt today, Are scattered memories of before, Filling in the world of black and red, With four suits, Club, Heart, Diamond, Spade
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2006
To drift away to the moon reviews
Last night, I spent my dreams, To buy a flight to see the stars, Sleep, my vessel, To drift away to the moon
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/9/2006
Fading in the style of a subtle blackout reviews
We take it to that grave tomorrow, They died in our minds, And we held your hand the last time, Lie down to rest now, Each time we meet, You are someone new
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2006
Washing Colour Away From This World reviews
I woke up this morning, and drew my curtains open as a ritual to the sun. I nervously laughed to find that it was heavily raining. It was almost ironic, on days like this, it seems that even the weather joins in on our lamentations
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/8/2006
Kaleidoscopic Dreams reviews
Did we ever know the days? Now that they're left behind, People, places, are no more than childhood memory, Fabricated and distorted through time.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/3/2005
In Faint Memorial Of Light reviews
A memory in faint memorial of light, Unseen to other eyes, Behind a mix of truant feelings.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/16/2005
Emergency Eyes reviews
Calling me with your emergency eyes
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/16/2005
Disjointed Trails reviews
Deep pools of forgotten words
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/16/2005
Falling in love with a shell reviews
Falling in love, with someone who doesn’t believe in love, is like falling in love with a shell. It doesn’t even have the possibility of accepting love
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/16/2005
Ventriloquists Dummy
Thoughts, The reverberations of the overfilled mind, Oscillations of a voice box disguised
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Published: 6/12/2005
The Tree Thief reviews
A haruki murakami inspired story. About an emotionally unstable woman, and a strange man claiming to be a tree thief, read and reviews much appreciated, thanks :)
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/12/2005
Identity fraud reviews
I notice but one thing, You forgot to put on your face today, This expressionless expression I never knew
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/15/2005
Disturbed Etchings
Memorial events that left to return, Spiralling among those weathered smiles, Congruent with those heavy hearts
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Published: 4/1/2005
You're in my blind spot reviews
Gliding across, In the silhouette of costume, It danced with the red lady, Drops in a sink, She slides away
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/3/2005
You're in hell, my dear reviews
This is the short first story I've posted on fictionpress, so I'd be very greatful if anyone were to read or review it. It's PG13 cause it's quite dark, and a bit of violent reference too.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004
An invite reviews
An invitation, To ice skate in hell, With the winged pigs
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/5/2004
A Lot More reviews
as they found love, only to loose everything, They never saw his ugly face, but there's a darkness in every place
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/5/2004
A self induced twist of heart reviews
as alternate eyes dwelled in his sockets, he placed his own views in an empty pocket
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/4/2004
180° reviews
Truths always talk to us, Even when it hurts, To think otherwise is false
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/4/2004
On and Off reviews
time before then is a confused daze, photographs before us that we can't relate to, it was another life entirely, a life left behind
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2004
Drowning reviews
It's like a censorship in rewind, The mind takes what's good, And leaves that behind, What's right, it re-writes, Until it turns to the wrong, Forcing us to see the parts we never knew
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/22/2004
The Positive Ideas Have Been Disarmed
White specks on a page of black, one by one they fade, as they die, never turning back, nor do they wish to be re-made
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Published: 9/20/2004
Unsure Of Us
rivers are tears, floods of your forgotten past, feeding your pain with this, it grows like a thousand weeds
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Published: 9/20/2004
Soon Our Faces Shall Wash Away reviews
no words are set in concrete, we watch as smoke pours from our mouths, what is said is stretched out, and runs away from us
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/20/2004
The light will shine black from the sky
It's fading, Yesterday grows old, It transfers its pains to us in its will
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Published: 7/25/2004
Personal Hell reviews
Chimney's blow smoke, It enters the sky and drifts away, I'm envious of it today, Because all their past has been revoked
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/27/2004
Three words reviews
I turn my arm around, To reveal three words, Embedded in deep red pen, On my wrist
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/10/2004
Undefended reviews
And it calls in friendly voices, As it casts the curses, So silently it crept, As you slept, Upon the edge of a dream
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/10/2004