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Joined 11-02-03, id: 381086
Author has written 4 stories for Life, General, and War.


If I find that you have copied my work and taken credit for it, I will personally see to it that you die a ridiculously and unnecessarily painful death and that you burn in something infinitely worse than Hell. Enjoy.

Also, you have my permission to print out any of my poetry--NOT FICTION--and show it to anyone and everyone. Just give credit where it's due.

This is not my bio. My bio is in the third section of my bio. Got it? If you don't get it, just nod and say yes anyway. Got it? OK.

Oh yeah I'm really busy most of the time so don't take it personally if I don't get back to you right away. I have a lot to do with limited internet activity, so you're going to have to be REALLY patient. I will give you feedback, though. I assure you.


asl: 15/m/California

Favorite stuff ... Movies: any Monty Python movie, LOTR, Willow, Toy Story 1&2, Monsters Inc., Chicken Run, The Sandlot, Bandits ... TV: The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Seinfeld, 24, The OC, Malcom, Arrested Development ... Hobbies: Writing (duh), reading, stuff, things, other stuff, other other stuff ...


Not much to say; my life is boring. School. Eat. Sleep. Study. Sleep. School...Don't forget the bathroom breaks. Yup, there you have it. That's my bio. Thank you. So stop reading. Seriously though, stop reading. Okay, if you're still reading you've got a serious problem. If you're not, then thank you. If you're one of the ones I thanked, then you don't know it yet, so let me backtrack a little. Hold on...

Okay, I have now thanked you. At the beginning.

If you're STILL reading, then go ahead to one of my poems. Go. No, really, I'm done here. Leave. GO! NOW! Oh--Jesus Christ--LEAVE ME ALONE! I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO SAY!!!

Fine, since you like reading so goddamn much then read these:

Nothing here to read! Keep scrolling, buster. Poems are at the bottom...

The bottom is this way.

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The Mordor Project by iamnotwell reviews
A school fieldtrip gone wrong on purpose! Now friend is pitted against friend in this deadly game of cat and mouse!
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,722 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 11/7/2003
Perfection's Sake by Cobster reviews
A dark one for the ages. About betrayal, revenge, and Hell.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/26/2003
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Something inside the darkness' deep home reviews
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/23/2004
Lovers' Eyes reviews
Title is an obscure part of a metaphor in the poem...about a young private driven crazy by the war he's in. R&R! It's good!
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/19/2004
Nerds Won't Take It Anymore reviews
Nerds strike back-yeah, someday we'll have cheerleaders.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2003
Pearly Whites reviews
Argh. They ought to have a sub category just for REVENGE. Wouldn’t that be sweet. R&R.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11/2/2003