Author has written 4 stories for Life, General, and War.BIO
WHAT YOU SHOULD KNOW
If I find that you have copied my work and taken credit for it, I will personally see to it that you die a ridiculously and unnecessarily painful death and that you burn in something infinitely worse than Hell. Enjoy.
Also, you have my permission to print out any of my poetry--NOT FICTION--and show it to anyone and everyone. Just give credit where it's due.
This is not my bio. My bio is in the third section of my bio. Got it? If you don't get it, just nod and say yes anyway. Got it? OK.
Oh yeah I'm really busy most of the time so don't take it personally if I don't get back to you right away. I have a lot to do with limited internet activity, so you're going to have to be REALLY patient. I will give you feedback, though. I assure you.
WHAT YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW
Favorite stuff ... Movies: any Monty Python movie, LOTR, Willow, Toy Story 1&2, Monsters Inc., Chicken Run, The Sandlot, Bandits ... TV: The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Seinfeld, 24, The OC, Malcom, Arrested Development ... Hobbies: Writing (duh), reading, stuff, things, other stuff, other other stuff ...
WHAT I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR NOT WANTING TO KNOW
Not much to say; my life is boring. School. Eat. Sleep. Study. Sleep. School...Don't forget the bathroom breaks. Yup, there you have it. That's my bio. Thank you. So stop reading. Seriously though, stop reading. Okay, if you're still reading you've got a serious problem. If you're not, then thank you. If you're one of the ones I thanked, then you don't know it yet, so let me backtrack a little. Hold on...
Okay, I have now thanked you. At the beginning.
If you're STILL reading, then go ahead to one of my poems. Go. No, really, I'm done here. Leave. GO! NOW! Oh--Jesus Christ--LEAVE ME ALONE! I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO SAY!!!
Fine, since you like reading so goddamn much then read these:
Nothing here to read! Keep scrolling, buster. Poems are at the bottom...
The bottom is this way.