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Joined 11-06-03, id: 381872
Author has written 26 stories for Young Adult, Kids, Love, Fable, General, General, Friendship, and Nature.

About the author:

Ao Tae has been writing for eight
thousand, seven hundred and nine years. It's been the opinion of most
that she's been going down hill for the past eight thousand seven
hundred and eight of them. Most suck.

She enjoys reading, writing, playing bass, and refering to herself in
third person (and refering to herself in general). Her favorite
authors include Chuck Palahniuk and Kurt Vonnegut. Her favorite bands
are bands you've probably never heard of, because she's trendy as fuck.
She lives at home on mars, with her female hamster, Josef and her cat,
Cody.

She wishes one day to become published, but she also
wishes to live on the moon. With bouncy grass. The latter is probably
most likely.

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Vanity Without Pride reviews
He had known that this could happen to people, had seen it in movies, but he'd honestly thought he'd be immune. A story about being in love.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Upside Literally: version longer reviews
About a girl without a vagina, an egg, and the end of the world (or some dead batteries). Revised for a creative writing class.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/15/2006
Days of Green
Lynette's not pretty, but she knows the secret.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Published: 5/22/2006
Vertigo
Regret and loss.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Published: 12/29/2005
Clarissa reviews
Not so young and depressed in Italy.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/22/2005
Warren's Song reviews
One of my muses is a five year old with a machete. He wanted to tell you a story.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/26/2005
BFF reviews
When a childhood friendship crashes and burns. Something I had to get out.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/14/2005
How To Improve reviews
Screw Foldgers. Nihilism is what you need in your cup.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/27/2005
The Spider
About a spider and somebody else
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Published: 8/25/2005
Modelo reviews
About obsession and love. Can be about your God, your boyfriend, your cat. I am R.L. Stein and this is one of my chose your own meaning specials. Readers beware, you're in for a scare.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/24/2005
Self Portrait reviews
The greatest painting ever made.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/1/2005
Atypical Anything reviews
How Bob killed Miranda and Terry without his father's guns or his beloved fire.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2005
Suicide Note reviews
Ten bucks says its not half as clich├ęd as you think it will be.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/16/2005
Jai Guru Deva reviews
about love , life and... just messing with you. socks.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/16/2005
Whiz Comics reviews
Wrote this under the influence of Chuck Palahniuk while listening to music from The Nightmare Before Christmas. If that isn't a warning I don't know what is.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/10/2005
Night reviews
Revised. Night and the madness it brings along with it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/6/2005
Life Cycle reviews
The tragic tale of a butterfly aptly named Butterfly.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/20/2005
Cardiovascular reviews
It's suposed to allude at the connection between humans and music. Keyword: suposed.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/10/2005
Commercialism reviews
A trip to the mall. Warning: overused
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2005
Celebrity reviews
A satire of sorts about our celebrity obsessed culture. Can be about anyone you like.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/20/2005
Nevertheless reviews
something that will probably never happen.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2005
Play Pretend reviews
Childhood habits are slow to fade.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/21/2005
Ghost reviews
Lydia's slipping through the cracks. Shows off my inability to write anything long.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/1/2005
She'ol reviews
my take on the afterlife. wrote for english.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/21/2005
Crayons reviews
A short little drabble. Interaction between father and daughter.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/6/2003
Four Winner reviews
Jaeda gets a hair cut
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/6/2003