Hey there, I'm Steph and this is my bio! I am a 16 year old girl living in Australia. I guess I am a fairly ordinary person: I have brown hair and eyes, two arms, two legs, a nose and eyebrows. I live with my parents and my younger sister, I also had a little brother before we got a pet crocodile.

I'm so sick of writing the ordinary boring profile, so instead I've decided to list some of my life ambitions.

1. Figure out if Michael Jackson is black or white.
2. Declare myself Empress of the World, then quit.
3. Go to a 7-Eleven and ask, 'How much for a slurpee the size of a garbage bin?'
4. Also ask 7-Eleven why they have locks on their doors if they are open 24 hours a day.
5. Train myself to sleep with my eyes open.
6. Celebrate 'International Duct Tape Day'
7. Get abducted by aliens and sell my story for millions.
8. Join the mafia then piss them off by only smuggling fish.
9. Enter the Olympics in the channel surfing event.
10. Invade a k-mart store then declare war on the Target store just down the road.
11. Play Frisbee at night.
12. Donate money to the 'Give-a-6-year-old-a-chainsaw' program.
13. When my parents next force me to mow the lawn, impress them by creating crop circles.
14. Get a bunch of friends together and hang out on a main street, laughing and pointing at anyone who passes by.
15. See a physiatrist ASAP.

It's official, I am well and truly insane!

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