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Joined 11-11-03, id: 382692
Author has written 5 stories for Humor, Humor, and General.

Yay! My new short story, "Miss Airhead", is out!

I write mostly humor stories and poems (I'm that kind of guy) but I will post some horror stories. Who knows, I may even post a romance story. MAY: KEYWORD THERE.

About my favorite authors . . . they are (what I think) the most impressive writers. As of today, I have 3. Molten-Amber has this great story up "True Tears", and that's what won her to my favorite list.

My second favorite author is Furball*of*Evilness. Her poetry is just about the best I've read. I especially like this one she posted about how pointless dating is. Lately, she has decided to leave fictionpress.com. She will be missed terribly!

My third and recent favorite author is Rootie Tootie. If you are having a bad day and need something funny to cheer you up, read her humor!

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Bernie reviews
Bernie is a dog. Look into a dogs point of view with this story.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/27/2005
Miss Airhead reviews
Marcey Reinhart has the world's DUMBEST teacher! How dumb is she? Well, read and find out.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/9/2004
I Lost My Dog In a Poker Game reviews
Have you ever lost a dog in a poker game? Well, this guy did, so he wrote a poem about it!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/21/2004
The day before Halloween reviews
In a parody of " 'Twas the night before Christmas", kids celebrate Halloween in a weird way.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2003
The 3 Little Pigs Version 2 reviews
Whenever the 3 pigs build their houses a block near the wolf's, the wolf decides to be friendly and introduce himself. What will happen then?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/11/2003