McKenzie Drestire
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Joined 11-12-03, id: 382802
Author has written 29 stories for General, Fable, Life, Friendship, Horror, Love, Humor, Biography, Supernatural, Fantasy, Romance, Fantasy, and Humor.

Read and review and i'll do the same. Peaceout, Kenzie x

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The Misadventures of Oober Yuckems and Missy Moo by Poppy Ferret reviews
Follow Oober Yuckems on his many adventures in Apple YaYa! Meet his silly friends and prepare yourself for a comical and confusing time!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007
I Saw Four Horsemen by Evil Eric reviews
A Satanic parody of the Christmas song I Saw Three Ships.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
Abortion by Hentell Ann Rothorn reviews
this is my thoughts on abortion
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
Us by what-if-happens reviews
I thought there was us, but everyone is wrong sometimes
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Saturday Morning Cartoons by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] We're just two horny teenaged boys. We don't know what the hell we're doing. But that's okay, it's more fun this way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,590 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005
All The Thrill Of Murder With None Of The Mess by Cade Foster reviews
rated for subject matter. "you never looked so beautiful..."
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006
Chris by drippingdreams reviews
There’s a boy who told me life is like a bunch of lemons
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
Terminal Velocity Meets Complete Stop by B. L. Powell reviews
When you relate suicide jumpers to romance, then you know you're a poet, haha
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2006
Damnation Is Divine by Kill.The.Lights-x reviews
[OneShot] She knew it was doomed from the moment those fateful words came tumbling so gracefully from her lips. But damnation was divine, and together they burned in a sea of their own tainted passion.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2006
Flatlining by Gabriel Lyman reviews
beep beep beep brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr please R&R
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2006
Just One Of Those Girls by un-in-hibited reviews
Story about a groupie for a band. Inspired by the music video for "Get Stoned" by Hinder. One-shot unless people want me to continue.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006
Where the Ivy Grows by bittersweet.season reviews
CHAPTER ONE UP! a vampire strory. remembering will help Ivy move on. more inside. read and review please!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2006
Paperville by Ishte reviews
How empty and shallow life can be. Just read it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2006
She Says by drippingdreams reviews
remember when we unzipped the sand with sticks that we dragged behind us like summer secrets?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Knife Under My Pillow by Pavlove reviews
Mike told her he'd marry her. Mike's going to be a senator one day. They'll have two perfect children and live in a perfect Park Avenue apartment. But there's a knife under her pillow, and a thought in the back of her mind that she'll need it someday.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Complete
I Loved You by Aero Faerie Extraordinaire reviews
i loved you but you killed yourself withsomething i hate. drugs. i thought i could save you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/15/2005
Sunset Red: A Vampire's Romance by Stephen Haramis reviews
Bleeding Necks in Rose Red
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2005
The Great Green Unhappy Boogob by Nickl reviews
Once upon a time, there was a Great Green Boogob who lived on the top of the hill in a bucket...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2005
Opposite's Attract by Razor Sharp Kisses reviews
(Rating for ONE cuss word). Another rhyming poem about two completely different beings.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/12/2003
I'd Be Real by Areida Hollyoak reviews
VERY mixed up and scrambled all over the place. about this that and the other. written for Sine.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2003
Setting You Free by Noel reviews
Uh, just a poem about some friendships of mine. R/R please.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2003
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Dogma, Creed and Foe reviews
Dogma wants power, Creed wants Dogma, Foe wants to earn his angel's wings
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/30/2007
Edgar's Spaceship reviews
What do you do when your boyfriend sleeps with another man, you best friend overdoses and you find out your pregnanat? All you can do is wait for the Mothership to come and take you home.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007
My Boyfriend's Boyfriend reviews
Wurm wants to buy a bookshop. Dylan is in therapy. She thinks she's pregnant by him. He has a boyfriend. Chapter 1, please R&R
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 7/25/2006
Wonderland's Looking Glass reviews
Alice in Wonderland, who knew?
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Complete
Sunny Cloud reviews
How far would you go to find your silver lining?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2007
Little Gothic Delight reviews
LSD, Love and Sugar.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Patient Souls reviews
Barry the Busker is dead, whilst he's in the line for Limbo he realises forgetting how to swim is a stupid way to die
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/11/2006
The Three Eyed Duck Said So reviews
Err, the three eyed duck said so...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/7/2006
Teenage Pie reviews
would you like a slice?
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/7/2006
Halo of Thorns reviews
He always wore suspenders under his jeans whenever he went out drinking, just in-case.' Alex is a Vampire in every sense of the word, at some point, he's going to push his best-friend, Reith, too far
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006
Love Proof Chest reviews
For Mike's two year anniversary
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/25/2006
Torsos and Bones reviews
An ode
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2006
Hold on reviews
When you love someone, hold on
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/22/2005
The Denied reviews
Not all beauty is in colour
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/5/2005
Autopsy reviews
People are fun
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/19/2005
Saviour reviews
Savour
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/17/2005
Sour Dressing reviews
Like salad dressing
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/17/2005
Alice in the Wonderland reviews
RABBITS, WHITE RABBITS. HELP, GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/10/2005
Fix Me reviews
Just, fix me
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/10/2005
Gift, why? Lullaby reviews
Stick it in, break it off
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/26/2004
Taxidermy reviews
Everyone has to greive, everyone has to find their way
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/19/2004
Dirge for a Teenager reviews
For a teenager
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/26/2004
Biggest Mistake I Ever Made reviews
About the biggest mistake i ever made
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12/17/2003
Where'd Yeah Go? reviews
For friends, especially lost ones
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/27/2003
Running Out Of Religion reviews
Love and religion, so similar, both destructive if in the wrong hands
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/18/2003
Self raping World reviews
this is the world we love, this is the world we have to protect and deal with, then why doesn't it love us back?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/17/2003
10 by 10 reviews
hearing the voices isn't the scary part, not being able to ignore them, is
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/17/2003
Sweet Dreams Aurora reviews
one night won't change much, until god gets his hands on them
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/12/2003
Bruise reviews
Being comatose is a little bit like being in hell (RnR)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/12/2003