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Dark Helmet: What am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?
Commander:Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet:What happened to then?
Commander: We past then.
Dark Helemt: When?
Commander: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet:Go back to then
Dark Helmet: Now!
Commander: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Commander: We missed it!
Dark Helemt: When?
Commander: Just now!
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Dark Helmet: How soon?
"To summon rain, fill out this form."-Skiv
"I once dreamed that Lady Capulet sold her soul to Satan for the power to kill Romeo"-RustPoisonedBlade
Ok, here's a bunch of Random quotes from the comic Unshelved:
Baking Soda. Muffins have them. Pancakes don't.
That's a llittle didatic.
Is anyone going to rescue me from this swamp? Because my elf has a serious skin condition.
Is that not the best vegan root beer you've ever had?
My desert is NOT an alien menace!
I refuse to benefit from forced insect labor!
"They" say alot of things...
Have you banned a book today?
That's no small moon. It a mall.
- Aren't you going to mock me too?
-Nope. I've never hear of "Mad Tofu Disease"
You're daughter is a reader. There's nothing you can do!
No. I am NOT supposed to be barney. I'm just wearing a purple dress!
I pity the fool who don't have a question.
Hey Dewey, your boss wants to know why you locked the refrence librarian in the broom closet.
Q: What is your new year's resolution?
A: Continue my lawsuit against the depotic so-called U. S. government...and exersise more.
Q: What book changed your life?
A: Al Jafee's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions.
I've told you before: don't kill your friends at the library!If you're going to act like that, wait until you get home. Once you're out of the building, you can kill everyone for all I care.
And my personal favorite:
The problem with Anarchists is getting them to come to meetings.