Author has written 12 stories for Friendship, Love, Song, Humor, Spiritual, General, Humor, Religion, Thriller, and Essay. Dark Helmet: What am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie? Commander:Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now. Dark Helmet:What happened to then? Commander: We past then. Dark Helemt: When? Commander: Just now. We're at now now. Dark Helmet:Go back to then Commander: When? Dark Helmet:Now. Commander: Now? Dark Helmet: Now! Commander: I can't. Dark Helmet: Why? Commander: We missed it! Dark Helemt: When? Commander: Just now! Pause Dark Helmet: When will then be now? Commander: Soon. Pause Dark Helmet: How soon? -Spaceballs "To summon rain, fill out this form."-Skiv "I once dreamed that Lady Capulet sold her soul to Satan for the power to kill Romeo"-RustPoisonedBlade Spinamento! ~Esliim Ok, here's a bunch of Random quotes from the comic Unshelved: Baking Soda. Muffins have them. Pancakes don't. That's a llittle didatic. Is anyone going to rescue me from this swamp? Because my elf has a serious skin condition. Is that not the best vegan root beer you've ever had? My desert is NOT an alien menace! I refuse to benefit from forced insect labor! "They" say alot of things... Have you banned a book today? That's no small moon. It a mall. - Aren't you going to mock me too? -Nope. I've never hear of "Mad Tofu Disease" You're daughter is a reader. There's nothing you can do! No. I am NOT supposed to be barney. I'm just wearing a purple dress! I pity the fool who don't have a question. Hey Dewey, your boss wants to know why you locked the refrence librarian in the broom closet. Q: What is your new year's resolution? A: Continue my lawsuit against the depotic so-called U. S. government...and exersise more. Q: What book changed your life? A: Al Jafee's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions. I've told you before: don't kill your friends at the library!If you're going to act like that, wait until you get home. Once you're out of the building, you can kill everyone for all I care. And my personal favorite: The problem with Anarchists is getting them to come to meetings. |