RustPoisonedBlade
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Joined 11-12-03, id: 382852
Author has written 12 stories for Friendship, Love, Song, Humor, Spiritual, General, Humor, Religion, Thriller, and Essay.

Dark Helmet: What am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?

Commander:Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.

Dark Helmet:What happened to then?

Commander: We past then.

Dark Helemt: When?

Commander: Just now. We're at now now.

Dark Helmet:Go back to then

Commander: When?

Dark Helmet:Now.

Commander: Now?

Dark Helmet: Now!

Commander: I can't.

Dark Helmet: Why?

Commander: We missed it!

Dark Helemt: When?

Commander: Just now!

Pause

Dark Helmet: When will then be now?

Commander: Soon.

Pause

Dark Helmet: How soon?

-Spaceballs

"To summon rain, fill out this form."-Skiv

"I once dreamed that Lady Capulet sold her soul to Satan for the power to kill Romeo"-RustPoisonedBlade

Spinamento! ~Esliim

Ok, here's a bunch of Random quotes from the comic Unshelved:

Baking Soda. Muffins have them. Pancakes don't.

That's a llittle didatic.

Is anyone going to rescue me from this swamp? Because my elf has a serious skin condition.

Is that not the best vegan root beer you've ever had?

My desert is NOT an alien menace!

I refuse to benefit from forced insect labor!

"They" say alot of things...

Have you banned a book today?

That's no small moon. It a mall.

- Aren't you going to mock me too?

-Nope. I've never hear of "Mad Tofu Disease"

You're daughter is a reader. There's nothing you can do!

No. I am NOT supposed to be barney. I'm just wearing a purple dress!

I pity the fool who don't have a question.

Hey Dewey, your boss wants to know why you locked the refrence librarian in the broom closet.

Q: What is your new year's resolution?

A: Continue my lawsuit against the depotic so-called U. S. government...and exersise more.

Q: What book changed your life?

A: Al Jafee's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions.

I've told you before: don't kill your friends at the library!If you're going to act like that, wait until you get home. Once you're out of the building, you can kill everyone for all I care.

And my personal favorite:

The problem with Anarchists is getting them to come to meetings.

My Name is Amy by orlitza2000 reviews
The POV of a girl named Amy
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/6/2003
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The Makeup Conspiracy reviews
The secret plot of the makeup cmpanies is finally reavealed. Read and be warned!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/22/2005
Alone in the Park reviews
Not much to say actually. Short, sweet and depicts a real experience. If you wish to glean some deeper meaning, go right ahead. R/R please!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/16/2005
Paranoia
16 year old Morgan doesn't care about what people think of her,What she wears or the situation with her family.But when she finds out that the entire town is in on a conspiracy to overthow the whitehouse, she finds that her bad atitude will make it so she
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,696 - Published: 3/12/2005
Withdrwn From Me
What it feels like when the Holy Ghost leaves you when you've igonred his warnings...
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Published: 3/12/2005
The Uncatchable Sparrow reviews
Wrote this poem on patriotism for poetry class It's a metaphore, so tell me what YOU get out of it. R/R please!.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/10/2005
The Quest for the Sugar Cubes reviews
How one goes about attaining sugar cubes. Complete with sound effects(and yes...there is action in this story. and a bit of violence...hance the PG rating. Oh read it anyway and tell me what you think)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/18/2004
Alone reviews
I don't like being alone.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/21/2004
The Condemned reviews
Just what the title says...
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/21/2004
Raking Leaves reviews
Oh the lousiness of yardwork
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/20/2004
Riding Through a Burning Building reviews
An insane song that Esliim asked me to write.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/17/2004
Pains of an Unwanted Heart reviews
Being in love with a man who loves someone esle really sucks.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/17/2004
A Friend reviews
A poem I wrote when I was sad and trying to cheer myself up.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/13/2004