Dark Helmet: What am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?

Commander:Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.

Dark Helmet:What happened to then?

Commander: We past then.

Dark Helemt: When?

Commander: Just now. We're at now now.

Dark Helmet:Go back to then

Commander: When?

Dark Helmet:Now.

Commander: Now?

Dark Helmet: Now!

Commander: I can't.

Dark Helmet: Why?

Commander: We missed it!

Dark Helemt: When?

Commander: Just now!

Pause

Dark Helmet: When will then be now?

Commander: Soon.

Pause

Dark Helmet: How soon?

-Spaceballs

"To summon rain, fill out this form."-Skiv

"I once dreamed that Lady Capulet sold her soul to Satan for the power to kill Romeo"-RustPoisonedBlade

Spinamento! ~Esliim

Ok, here's a bunch of Random quotes from the comic Unshelved:

Baking Soda. Muffins have them. Pancakes don't.

That's a llittle didatic.

Is anyone going to rescue me from this swamp? Because my elf has a serious skin condition.

Is that not the best vegan root beer you've ever had?

My desert is NOT an alien menace!

I refuse to benefit from forced insect labor!

"They" say alot of things...

Have you banned a book today?

That's no small moon. It a mall.

- Aren't you going to mock me too?

-Nope. I've never hear of "Mad Tofu Disease"

You're daughter is a reader. There's nothing you can do!

No. I am NOT supposed to be barney. I'm just wearing a purple dress!

I pity the fool who don't have a question.

Hey Dewey, your boss wants to know why you locked the refrence librarian in the broom closet.

Q: What is your new year's resolution?

A: Continue my lawsuit against the depotic so-called U. S. government...and exersise more.

Q: What book changed your life?

A: Al Jafee's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions.

I've told you before: don't kill your friends at the library!If you're going to act like that, wait until you get home. Once you're out of the building, you can kill everyone for all I care.

And my personal favorite:

The problem with Anarchists is getting them to come to meetings.