Morcirith
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Joined 11-15-03, id: 383350
Author has written 48 stories for Supernatural, Life, Biography, Love, General, Friendship, and General.

MY NAME WAS NOT CHANGED! I'M NOT THE SAME PERSON AS "REALLY"!

practice random axe of kindness.i like ramdomosity and fictional violence and that's what i look for in writing. i have a problem with self-loathing and i will tear you a new one (in review form).please send me enraged emails (i love them!) and tell me i'm an insensitive bastard. i'm a college freshman, graveyard frequenter, and a recovering hotpants addict.

"Hey! I know where we are! We're at that place where I didn't know where we were before!" --Beast Boy

"I will not be stupid. I will not be annoying. I will not be twelve... The fingernail did an anti-stupid dance for good measure." --Juni

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." --Fred and George Weasley

"There was an art to flying, no, more like a knack. The trick was to aim for the ground and miss." --Life, the Universe, and Everything

"A refrigerator may hold a basket of strawberries, which would be important if a maniac said to you, 'If you don't give me a basket of strawberries right now, I'm going to poke you with this large stick.'" --Lemony Snicket

“You might think that climbing a mountain is half the battle, only to find out that the mountain goats who live at the top are vicious, and heavily armed.” --Lemony Snicket

“I’m tickled pinker than a sunburned Caucasian! I’m in higher spirits than a brand-new graveyard! I’m so happy-go-lucky that lucky and happy people are going to beat me with sticks out of pure, unbridled jealousy!” --Count Olaf

"For every sprinkle I find...I will kill you." --Stewie

“Well, I can’t eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.” --The Importance of Being Earnest

“I’m not dancing alone; I am dancing with the forest.” --“The Presentation of Self”

“Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn’t matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle. When the sun comes up, you better start running.” --African proverb

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
-- Albert Einstein

p.s.: huggles for my home skillets and random reviewees. except you. i don't like you.

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The Vortex reviews
something happens
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Lens of a Leaf reviews
something i wrote at work. inspired by some of shel silverstein's contemplative work
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2006
Exchange reviews
somewhere between a dream and nightmare :)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/17/2006
It's Waiting in the Hallway
a memory
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Published: 9/17/2006
Everything looks perfect from far away reviews
my tribute to the Postal Service song, Such Great Heights
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2006
Stone in the Tide Pool reviews
ready, aim, fire.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/24/2006
The Waffle House reviews
if you know anywhere that is as good a place to eat, let me know
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/17/2006
Vengeance reviews
a dream i had
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/12/2006
Desert of Gladiators reviews
please smell the trees
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/12/2006
Schism reviews
you'll see
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/6/2006
Intelligence is Not reviews
dedicated to a special someone
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/6/2006
Excess reviews
i ate some sweettarts during class
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/3/2006
Pyrrhic Victory reviews
pyrrhic victory: n. something won at too great a cost
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/23/2006
Washing Machine Discovery reviews
what lies in the washer's depths?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/20/2006
Torture of the babysitter reviews
if you love children, you are a sick, sick person. get some help.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/7/2006
Time May Change Me reviews
say as before, minus two of the poems. reeeeally old.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/5/2006
Swimmer reviews
i don't know
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/28/2006
Flock of Two reviews
yep
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/26/2006
The Essence reviews
i think this sums up my relationship
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/15/2006
Recipe reviews
for what? who knows
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2006
A Cold Weekend reviews
reminds me i'm human
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/13/2006
Fury as a Hypothermic Muse reviews
nothing like anger for getting the creative juices flowing
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/13/2006
Cornucopia reviews
baa. ba baa baaaa.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/9/2006
Synthesthesia reviews
i think this is my second favorite poem. i love psych class.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/8/2006
Realistic Flying Vampire Kite reviews
coffee, vampires, housekeeping, hickies, etc...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/2/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006
give in to your id reviews
psych class with hippies inspired this
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/31/2006
For No One reviews
can you find your way?
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2006
Love is Dead reviews
because i killed it
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/29/2006
Horror Flick reviews
hehehe.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2006
Basement Microwave reviews
based on actual events
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/19/2006
Witches are the Snazz 04: Witch of the Waste reviews
inspired by Howl's Moving Castle (not owned by me, yada yada).
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/6/2006
Witches are the Snazz 03: Witch of the West
inspired by the Wizard of Oz (not owned by me, yada yada).
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Published: 1/6/2006
Witches are the Snazz 02: Nymphadora reviews
inspired by H.P. and the Order of the Phoenix (not owned by me, yada yada).
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/6/2006
Witches are the Snazz 01: Jadis the White Witch reviews
inspired by the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (not owned by me, yada yada).
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/12/2005
Lamb reviews
this is about Politically Incorrect Lamb's hair...as revenge
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/11/2005
Decision reviews
eating poptarts makes me feel this way. why are they so darn good!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/7/2005
Dissapointment Earthworm reviews
emotional overload.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/6/2005
Super reviews
action! grotesque abilities! justice!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 6/28/2005
Meenie Miney Mo reviews
If he hollers, let him go!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/4/2005
Dream reviews
based off a very pleasant dream i had...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/29/2005
Life's Remote Control reviews
yeah, wish i had one.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/29/2005
Mouth reviews
words are bad babies. i want to stab them.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/29/2005
A Walk in the Park reviews
I like pretty words. Rated 'M' for the ability to makes brains explode. You have been warned.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/14/2005
Portrait WIth Double Espresso reviews
It's about coffee! and dead people. this poem hates punctuation.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2005
Lie Collector reviews
it doesn't have to make sense, its got imagery!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/18/2005
Social Diet reviews
Has its funny moments, but I can never write a happy ending.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/27/2005
The Fourth Rotation reviews
In winter, the birds gather together to keep warm. But family can be cold, and sometimes all you have are memories of what once made you happy.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/27/2005
Prom and Peanut Butter reviews
The countdown to junior prom is littered with kilts, cafes, and a plot to get rid of Deb's boyfriend. Funny-macabre
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/21/2004