Author has written 48 stories for Supernatural, Life, Biography, Love, General, Friendship, and General.
MY NAME WAS NOT CHANGED! I'M NOT THE SAME PERSON AS "REALLY"!
practice random axe of kindness.i like ramdomosity and fictional violence and that's what i look for in writing. i have a problem with self-loathing and i will tear you a new one (in review form).please send me enraged emails (i love them!) and tell me i'm an insensitive bastard. i'm a college freshman, graveyard frequenter, and a recovering hotpants addict.
"Hey! I know where we are! We're at that place where I didn't know where we were before!" --Beast Boy
"I will not be stupid. I will not be annoying. I will not be twelve... The fingernail did an anti-stupid dance for good measure." --Juni
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." --Fred and George Weasley
"There was an art to flying, no, more like a knack. The trick was to aim for the ground and miss." --Life, the Universe, and Everything
"A refrigerator may hold a basket of strawberries, which would be important if a maniac said to you, 'If you don't give me a basket of strawberries right now, I'm going to poke you with this large stick.'" --Lemony Snicket
“You might think that climbing a mountain is half the battle, only to find out that the mountain goats who live at the top are vicious, and heavily armed.” --Lemony Snicket
“I’m tickled pinker than a sunburned Caucasian! I’m in higher spirits than a brand-new graveyard! I’m so happy-go-lucky that lucky and happy people are going to beat me with sticks out of pure, unbridled jealousy!” --Count Olaf
"For every sprinkle I find...I will kill you." --Stewie
“Well, I can’t eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.” --The Importance of Being Earnest
“I’m not dancing alone; I am dancing with the forest.” --“The Presentation of Self”
“Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn’t matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle. When the sun comes up, you better start running.” --African proverb
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
p.s.: huggles for my home skillets and random reviewees. except you. i don't like you.
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