Countess Chocula
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Joined 11-16-03, id: 383615
Author has written 39 stories for General, Humor, School, Life, Religion, Love, Haiku, and Friendship.

Name: Nadia

Music: Anything. Some favorites; Nine Inch Nails, Tori Amos, Mindless Self Indulgence, Nirvana, The Foo Fighters, Flyleaf, Linkin Park, The Who, The Sex Pistols, Grey DeLisle

Books: Lolita, The Shining, anything by Harlan Ellison, anything by Neil Gaiman

TV shows: CSI: NY, Invader Zim, House, Miami Ink, What Not to Wear, Arrested Development

Movies: The Chronicals of Riddick, Big Fish, Totoro, Howl's Moving Castle, Moulin Rouge!, The Last Unicorn, The Joy Luck Club, The Producers, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, House of Flying Daggers, Rent, The Shining, The Ring, Pan's Labyrinth, Mirrormask, A Scanner Darkly, all three Pirates movies

Little known facts:

I finally have my internet back!

I'm finally out of school!

I hate people who hate pink just because it's girly, just because they hate pink just because it's girly.

I'm attempting to learn Russian.

I think that Romeo and Juliet was satirical, and have thought so for years. I thought it before it was cool to think it. Totally.

I used to scorn people who bothered to care about celebrities lives, but now I'm one of those people.

I want to be a voice actress when I get older.

I would love to visit the Wailing Wall, even though I'm not Jewish.

I feel like vomiting because I'm going to have to get a job soon.

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Sounds of the High School Hallway by Sasami Kowa reviews
This is what you might hear if you walk down a high school hallway
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 6/9/2005
words by Holly Rose E reviews
i've writ words till they were a snarl, a tangle of fcking and warring at my feet. [writers block]
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Nothing by hazy scribbles reviews
You were nothing to me, is what she said. But I know differently. I know that she can't stay away we are meant to be. [femmeslash]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
domsub by Holly Rose E reviews
i scar tongue patterns on her throat [inside: femmeslash]
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Complete
switch by Holly Rose E reviews
hazy scribbles by fingernails on paperflesh backs
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Complete
overtaken by Holly Rose E reviews
because, yes, the world is tilting under my weight [selfpity is the new vogue and i am always haute couture] inside: depression, reference to selfmutilation
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
hold on by Holly Rose E reviews
midas ain't got nothin' on this gal [we are giggling under pink dental flourescence] inside: very light femmeslash
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
break by Holly Rose E reviews
i met her in a church i wanted to fornicate in [that's all the good the altars are for, anyway]. told in parts, part one uploaded inside: femmelash
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2007
moondead by Holly Rose E reviews
my love is two fold once you begin to undress [we gather the dust of tar on our flat bellies] inside: femmeslash
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
love by Holly Rose E reviews
doll, you are my favorite tragedy [the razor was doublesided] inside: femmeslash, references to self mutilation
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
perfect by Holly Rose E reviews
i laud you with drunkoffpavement pecks
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
entwine by Holly Rose E reviews
eating your body parts with holiday rapture
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Complete
karma by Ygg reviews
everything leaves a trace..
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006
randomlove by Holly Rose E reviews
I'll bake christmas cookies in the middle of june and call it redundant. [random drabble]
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
a little farther away from me by giveyourimmortalitytome reviews
reflecting on the impending death of a good friend
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Complete
Burn by Holly Rose E reviews
Your loyalties lied in her eucalyptus eyelashes. [love triangle]
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2006
Scale by Edie Shaw reviews
A poem about the etymology of the word scale. Inspired by Natasha Saje's 'Creation Story.'
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2006
Paper Boat by Monochrome Lovers reviews
I saw a mother leave her child. She was drinking coffee.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2006
you think I'm unremorseful, by give me back my childhood reviews
yeah maybe I'm sorry. oh wait, you don't care.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2006
Rag Doll by Sapphire Midnight reviews
What can I say, there really isn't a sub-category that this piece fits. You'll understand why after you read it. Slightly dark.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2006
Glamour's Whore by AuburnCrimson reviews
glamour’s whore, is there a sign of human life, under that plastic face you wear almost every night. - Jeffree Star that internet celebrity was some influence on this. Pretty much a poem on appearance.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2006
out inside out by dirty windows reviews
you think it looks gorgeous to wear your heart on your sleeve
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2006
Loverspell by Holly Rose E reviews
I won't tell if you won't [warning: strong sexual implications, involves cheating]
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/17/2006
Suck by Holly Rose E reviews
Re-post; "i suck on the loneliness of your index finger"... [mentions of pedophilia, incest, drug use, and prostitution]
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2006
Trendies by Holly Rose E reviews
My rant about the people I know who merely self-mutilate just because it's "trendy"; written by someone who has suffered from it for more than four years; references to cutting (obviously), eating disorders, nymphomania, and pyromania
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2006
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The Loathed Paladin
My first attempt at a multipart poem. I wasn't going to post any of it until it was done...but oh well. I hope it's not utterly horrible.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,640 - Published: 6/9/2007
Sensibilia reviews
You know what it's like.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Glue reviews
Screaming at the top of my lungs was never as cathartic as smashing in your skull.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Hurt reviews
I hurt myself today. Hurt original lyrics c Trent Reznor
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Her Self Destruction reviews
I don't know what to think of her anymore.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
Fly Today
I choose to leave, and so I think I'll try to fly today.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
Burgundy reviews
I think not, oh sister.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
Makeover reviews
...I really need a...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
10 27 06 reviews
I just sort of had to write this. No, it's not my best work, but I think I might have exploded if I hadn't gotten all this stuff out.
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
The Truth About Your Queen reviews
You worship her.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2006
Getaway
Again, venting.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Published: 9/18/2006
You Screwed Up reviews
Just had to vent a little.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/17/2006
Criticism reviews
I wish I could take a little more.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2006
J reviews
Hmm...not sure what to say about this one.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/14/2006
Welnakt reviews
Not tenchnically in English (except for the last line). Sort of written to prove something to someone. I promise, it means something.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/26/2006
Blondie reviews
Just an observance.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2006
Insomnia reviews
"It's the fatal mix of stupidity and interest that keeps me awake."
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/16/2006
Airlock reviews
"I'm so yooneek. Don't it make ya love me"
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/11/2006
Turquoise reviews
"What's he doing with Sad Clown faces on the walls and cheetahs in his bathroom"
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2006
Ridiculous Love reviews
"Have you yet flown over the Cauliflower Moon"
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/11/2006
Fairies reviews
"It's sweet how all the fairies line up."
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/2/2006
Critics reviews
"I feel my ears burning as I come upon the Gathering of the Critcs"
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/25/2006
People reviews
Not exactly a haiku. Pretty much a quatrain that doesn't rhyme. Those offended by the thought of homosexuality shouldn't read this.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2006
Deborah
"Deborah is the Loveofmylife." (note: those offended by the thought of two girls being in love...yeah...don't read this.)
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2006
I reviews
"I realized who I was the other day."
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/25/2006
Lick reviews
"You lick the flower, though you've already had your fill."
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/8/2006
Liar reviews
Finally able to upload a poem via my mom's computer. Shorter than I thought it would be, not quite what I wanted. Oh well.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/17/2006
Dying reviews
Had this idea in my head for a while. Eh, not exactly how I wanted it to turn out, but oh well.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/21/2006
I Am reviews
Writer's block has been vanquished. Might add more chapters to this one...not sure how it turned out.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/14/2006
I Refuse to Shave my Legs! reviews
Some bad language and talk of female things. Yeah. I like how this one turned out.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/21/2006
Teen Angst reviews
The only reason this is under humor is because I'm blatantly making fun of teenagers who angst and cut, not because they are clinically depressed, but to be "different". I just hate that.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/21/2006
Prayer of an Ignorant Christian reviews
This poem in no way reflects my views. It's like the opposite of me. I am a Christian, however... Anyway, this poem was written to show someone's stupidity, not to offend anyone.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/21/2006
What Interests Me reviews
Unfortunately, everything in this poem really does interest me. And I could have put in waaay stranger ones.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2006
Little Miss Perfect reviews
I wrote this awhile ago as sort of a character sketch for a story that I was working on, but I've kind of given up on. I still like the poem, though.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/17/2006
The Church of Anythinggoes reviews
Old poem. It has, like, no rhythm, but that's OK, I still sort of like this one.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/17/2006
The Game reviews
Dang. This one was hard to rate and categorize...
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/17/2006
Ice Cream Habit reviews
Most people didn't catch this when I first showed it to them, but this poem is about drugs. Yeah. I actually wrote it a long time ago, but I like it.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/17/2006
Please Don't Send a Sign reviews
My attempt at a funny poem. Inspired by an episode of Soap.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2006
The Tragedy of AK reviews
This poem is in no way based upon my life. It is written from the point of view of a character, A.K.. Er...tell me if I should change the rating. I wasn't quite sure about it.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/17/2006