Loki Mischeif-Maker
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Joined 11-17-03, id: 383675
Author has written 22 stories for Mythology, Historical, Fantasy, Western, Fantasy, Nature, General, Love, and Life.

Hey all, and welcome to my li'l corner of fictionpress!

Btw, you can feel free to email me on just about anything, just please, please label it with your penname or something fictionpress related, particularly if you want to say something about a review I gave you (it annoys me in a review . . . you have been warned), otherwise I probably won't know what you're talking about.

~Everything You Might Wonder About Me~

My real name? Forget it. . . .

17 yrs. old, female, blue eyes, brownish hair, proof that blond is not a hair color but a state of mind. In other words, I can be very stupid. A Christian and an American and proud of it.

Hobbies- reading (especially mythologies and fantasies), writing (duh), listening to country music, marching band- yeah, I'm a band dork-going for walks, hanging out with my friends. You know, normal teenage stuff.

Juniorat high school in Nowhere, Virginia, as has been christened by a country song. Nothing happens here. I've been writing for forever, so its about time I do something to get it out. Oh, and I'm no more excitable in person than I am on the internet- I'd rather you think I'm bored until I decide its worth revealing myself.

But I am I nicer person than I probably sound like, just rather secretive.

~Quotes ~

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -- Albert Einstien. I love that quote!

"That is the darkest blonde hair I've ever seen." -- my band director. I've been in that band too long! The only reason he wasn't refering to me is my hair isn't that dark. . . .

"Really, Johnny, you should be the one reminding me that the world doesn't stop every time I start on argument." -- Robin Hood, or, indirectly, me. It's from an offline story, so probably the most pretentious thing on this bio. . . .

~My Reviews~

If you review me, I will return the favor. This pretty much sums up my policy, with the footnote that flames will be ignored. Not returned, not responded to, ignored. If you can't reasonably back you're opinion up, arguing with you is an utter waste of my time. On the OTHER hand, I love constructive criticism and strive to give it in all the prose fiction I review. (Poetry you're more likely to get a mention of something specific I liked, because I'm not so good with the poetry thing. . . .)

"Constructive Critizism" by Werecat99 is an awesome guide to reviewing, if you're sick of vague reviews. . . .

~My Stories at a Glance~

I'm not really all that sure about any of these but Sir Mordred, Muse of Orkney anymore -- that one I have resolved to see through to the end, although hopefully without another lovely three week break -- although I know very well I'll have another one. I'm sorry that happened; real life just has that annoying tendancy to get in the way of writing.

Sir Mordred, Muse of Orkney: The new, currently active one. This is just me having a lot of fun and messing with the legend and one of my favorite characters. It's the one I'm most likely to update and it should be interesting.

Dark Fate: I'll admit up front that there's as much if not more literary liscence in Dark Fate as in Bound by Silk. I removed one part of the myth completely in my plotting (it's not around yet, though) because it didn't fit the image of Loki I wanted to create. As a warning, though, it's darker than BBS, in case you don't like that stuff. This also promises to be quite a bit longer than Bound by Silk, so if you hopped in for the ride, expect to be there for more than BBS's three months. . . .

The Malemalum Cult: Parody, romance, funny. I'm having fun writing (and making fun of the evil religion stereotype), which makes for a fun read!

Broken Barrier: My main work on this site, and probably one of my best. It's in part the product of a friend of mine complaining about the lack of good ghost stories on this site. . . .

Thief's Honor: Relick and Venna are also characters in So Called Innocence, but this is a bit more serious story. I warn they both share my same sarcastic sense of humor about life. . . .

Gawain: As anybody who reads First Challenge can see, it has not been my intention to retell Mallory from a different viewpoint, though Le Morte D'Arthur has been worth its weight in gold. I also owe big thanks to an anonymus fourteenth century poet, but I'm taking artistic liberties.

Hoofed Archer: "Creatures" (capital 'C') is a collective term for centaur, elf, ect. This story may be dead, I'm not sure.

Hound of Ulster: This is sorta in suspended animation at the moment, though if you wanna read it be my guest. As with Gawain, don't write a paper with this thing. Some of the stories about Cuchulain, especially the early ones, are few and far between, and I need to flesh out some of the stories as they were passed down. That, and the story was written down by Christain monks- they had to have been baised.

Salt Waters: Okay, I finally got to one of the main themes. I hate to have to go subtle. . . . Oh, well. The real thing you have to remeber about this one is that A) Pirates were democratic before their time, and B) Spain has a vertual monopoly on Carribean (spelling?) trade during the time period, except for piracy, and Britian's trying to undue that. (This one may also be dead)

Bound By Silk: Okay, I finally got to the actual myth-- although in my defense I did very little playing around with the mythology in the character development. Hopefully I managed to pulled it off.

The Guns of Men: A short story, tragedy. I don't think it really belongs in a Western section, but it was the best place for it. Just . . . what I think of the fading West.

Everything Else

--If we loose imagination, we've lost a whole lot more than just a great idea or story- we've lost an alternate life, and we've lost much of our emotion and what can matter most.--

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The Saga of King DBF by ali43 reviews
This is the origins of the great epic saga of king D.B.F. ... follow Seth as he gives an often humorous acount of how Heliancwellen got its king.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,624 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 10/31/2004
Blood Summoner Reanna by SleepieRae reviews
Blood summoning gets harder for Rea, a low class blood summoner, after her best friend is murdered on her haunted property with anothers' ghost. As she searches for the culprit she finds out more about blood summoning than she wants to know.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,547 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004
The Second Loki by Pico the Great reviews
A ninth grade atheist named after Loki goes to a christian school and has...um, social problems. Oh yeah, and he goes to Asgard as well. More fun than my summary may suggest.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,498 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 9/2/2004
Lokasenna: The Flyting of Loki REVIEW ME NOW! by Pico the Great reviews
Baldur's dead, Fimafeng's dead, Loki can't stay in Asgard any longer. But before he leaves, he'll tell the gods exactly what he thinks, with great detail. The Flyting, Loki's POV. Reviews are welcomed and much appreciated. Rated because...it's a senna.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,975 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 9/17/2004
The Way of Their World by Storm Karstark reviews
In the process of being rewritten! Its appearance will fool you. So innocentlooking. Untapped power lurks beneath, immense power. Thus does the bearer resemble it. Innocent, harmless...yet dangerously powerful. How dangerous? Are you on her good side?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 124,769 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 1/25/2004
Lia Fail by Dannen reviews
According to legand the Tuatha de Danaan, the Shide, Shinning Ones passed into the Shadowlad, Tir nOg, when the humans ccame to Eire but what if they didn't? What would we be like, what would history be like?
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,929 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 12/13/2003
Soul Stealer by TMgirl reviews
Soul Stealer job description: steal souls and be happy. Stealing souls may be fun but at the end of the day you just need that little Coty to help you sleep. Please R/R!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,530 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 9/3/2003
Black Dragon by LordK reviews
A boy and his Black Dragon Shashir just want to make it through life relatively unscathed. However, fate has other ideas. Soon they are pulled into a tale involving the dragon's past, the boy's present. and the world's future
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,277 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 1/26/2004
Twan's Quest by Laerian reviews
These are the adventures of the famous halfling cook, Twan Van Laarhooven. Born with a talent for magic and cooking, Twan is an outgoing, all around nice guy. What starts as a quest for vengence turns into something much much bigger...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/10/2004 - Published: 9/22/2003
Constructive criticism by Werecat99 reviews
Tired of the 'plz r&r my stuff' reviews? Read these simple guidelines to constructive criticism. Tips on how to get more reviews included.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 140 - Published: 2/24/2004
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Sir Mordred, Muse of Orkney reviews
The legend lies: While waiting for Arthur to return, Mordred became a hard-to-please muse whose latest charge is an inspiration desperate girl who reminds him uncomfortably of Guenevere. . . .
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005
Cheating Death reviews
A woman who died for her husband, defended by what some would consider the greatest hero of all time. A wrestling match with Death, and now there are two lives on the line. Short story.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/5/2005
Sketchbook in My Mind reviews
Sometimes I feel like my ideas for stories are a rapidly filling sketchbook, and it frustrates me that some I'll never find a way to get to.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2005
Broken Barrier reviews
Corsus, a necromancer working late, was used as a convenient means to break the barrier between the Mortal and Dead Realms. Greft, Guardian of the Secrets Realm, has appointed him to fix it.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,225 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 9/5/2004
Guy of Gisbourne reviews
Guy of Gisbourne entered Sherwood with the intention of capturing Robin Hood for a pardon and a lot of gold. He met more than he bargained for. Based on one of the ballads.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2005
Milady reviews
Basically, don't believe everything you hear, and only half of what you think. And never underestimate Bedivere's sense of humor.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/29/2005
Enchanter reviews
Merlin made himself the link, to future and past,/One foot in each, and one of a few willing to act/When time came and swords were needed then,/He was the right arm; only he knew what he lacked. A poem of Merlin.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/30/2004
The Malemalum Cult reviews
Ardick, the head of an ever-so-cliche evil cult, makes the mistake of leaving his next sacrificial victem alone in a room with his sixteen-year-old son. Parodic romantic comedy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,761 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004
Thief's Honor reviews
Politics in the underground are just as complicated and twice as dangerous as they are in the noble courts . . . as Relick knows too well.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,639 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 10/31/2004
Dark Fate reviews
At the end of his rope, he plotted the murder of the only man who forgave him. In doing so, he lost more than he's given credit for. Loki's Story.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,627 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/1/2004 - Published: 4/24/2004
So Called Innocence reviews
The story of innocence cliches taken a little too far, and how a spotted lizard saved the world! A short parody.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/15/2004
Courtly Love reviews
A knight falls in love with a married woman, and decides to engage in courtly love. Said knight proceeds to make a fool of himself.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2004
Gawain reviews
Gawain's not Lancelot, Guenevere, Arthur, Merlin, or Morgan, but he is an important part of the legend as it was once told- once Lancelot's equal on the field, and the eldest nephew of the king. This is his story from his viewpoint.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,656 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2004 - Published: 11/23/2003
The Guns of Men reviews
A sober look at the animal point of view of the fading American West- wolves seeking cattle as the only game they can. Rated for lack of a sugar coating.
Fiction: Western - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/13/2004
Hoofed Archer reviews
When a centaur and a yearling cougar rescue a wildmage from a swollen river, they don't realize he's not all he seems. This was before Frey admits to defensive murder and they end up fighting for their lives and that of their new friend.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,345 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004
Ahoy Mates! reviews
PIrate life was monotness and dangerous. You could be becalmed for days on end, waiting for the winds. But when you spotted your prey, life heated up pretty fast!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2004
Rags the Digger Outlaw Wolf reviews
It took Rags the Digger, a wolf infamous for feasting off cattle and digging up hunter's traps, to meet a match in the "wolfer" Bill Cody. A look at how the west was lost. Please R&R!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2004
Bound By Silk reviews
He was punished before the crime, bound by those he trusted, who he bore as complicated a love for as his father did. He was Fenris, and this is his story. A lot of literary liscence. COMPLETE
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 1/24/2004
Between reviews
The tale of a spirit trapped between life and death, not able to go either way and not sure which to go if he could. I found it sort of depressing, but I liked it anyway.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2004
Salt Waters reviews
Set about fifty years before the Golden Age of Piracy, a time of dynamic changes for Europe and terror for the Spanish Main. The piratical, mischeivious Irish warlock Macduff MacCool is about to get into a lot of trouble onboard the Destiny.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,580 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/25/2004 - Published: 12/7/2003
Where Cowboys Shouldn't Put Their Feet reviews
A dumb cowboy starts fooling with an intelligent rattlesnake. . . . Hm. . . Wonder how this ones going to end? Short story, so it's complete.
Fiction: Western - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2004
The Hound of Ulster reviews
From the guise of a bard shortly after the time of Christ, and a man that knew him, the story of Cuchulain is told- Cuchulain the Irish hero, main figure of the Ulster Cycle.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,404 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 12/7/2003