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Author has written 5 stories for Romance, Humor, and General.

I have a place where I'm posting my drawings of my characters and some characters for ice flyer's stories. Check it out.

First things first, I love reviews as do many fp writers. If you take the time to read and review my stuff, I will take the time to do the same for yours. While I do not support flames (accept nor issue), I do appreciate constructive criticism. Also, I don't mind editing stuff, if you like, of course.


I love comedy, action/adventure, fantasy, sci-fi (not hard-core, but its fun). I'm not a fan of petty romances (aka mindless infatuations, endless pining), or of angst (unless its warranted). Stories should include something significant, at the least, intellegent themes like class struggle, religion, philosophy, politics, war, psychology, etc.

Granted, some of my own writing deems me a hypocrite, but the above is just characteristics of what I consider a good story.

Interesting reads that fall into the above genre:

Crown/Court Duel by Sherwood Smith

the Tamora Pierce books - Alanna series, Wild Magic series, Kelandry series

Poison Study, Magic Study, Fire Study by Maria Snyder

His Dark Materials series by Phillup Pullman

Some Dianna Wynne books


1. Just Saw the House in Half - formerly known as Zenith Versus Nadir, I changed the title because I thought it sounded more appealing, but always find the best titles when I'm finished with the work, so the new title's probably not going to stay...

In any case, this is my working story right now, since I've actually planned out the entire story, so it's not going to ramble like, say, my other story, Happiness is a Warm Gun. It started out as a light comedy, but since the setting includes war and Happiness is a Warm Gun is on hiatus (and that was my deep thoughts fix), I'm predicting that while the humor will stay, it should turn a little darker and more serious.

So the summary: Cuttana Nadir and Sharai Zenith are the Heiress of the Setting Sun Empire and the Heir of the Rising Sun Empire, respectively. As a result of a dispute between the Sage of Nadir and the Oracle of Zenith, the two empires, along with their allies, have been at war for the past millenium. Recently, they've come to a ceasefire, but in order to solidify a lasting peace, the highest political leaders of the world have come together to make a contract. This contract proposes a marriage alliance between the warring parties that is set to be fulfilled, to their great chagrin, by Cuttana and Sharai. Now, the two must set aside their strong dislike for each other and show the world that love and partnership can exist between arch enemies. In the mix are a mansion on the border between the two empires, with kitchens in one and the bathrooms in the other, gorgeous chief ministers, volatile alchemy and magic, economic recession, religious radicals and assassination attempts.

2. Happiness is a Warm Gun -

This is used to be my more developed story, with crazy plots and a lot of pre-written material already down, but a lot of its is just random pieces that I can't really fit together to make a plot that'll you know end. So, this story is on hiatus, until I figure out what I'm going to do with it. I will try to finish it though :)

Basically it's another love/hate romance about two rivals, Rivalyn Ermine and Leander Grant, who are elves that live up in the sky-born island of Atlantis. Lyn's always wanted to be part of the police/ detective force, but because of her gender, she's never been able to become an officer...until one day a situation forces the bureau to allow Lyn to go on a mission to prevent a goblin take over of Earth and Atlantis. Unfortunately, her mentor and handler is Captain Grant, with whom Lynn has taken up the cover as a married couple. Out to prove her worth, Lyn embarks with her nemesis to save the Earth and Atlantis from nuclear winter.

As you can tell, its pretty ridiculous, but the plot gives me opportunities to write out awkward situations and fiery dialogue between Lyn and Grant.

upcomming ideas for stories

1. (My parody, total comedy i should think, no dark stuff) It is a 'golden opportunity'-to get to learn from Master Chef Donatello Constanine-and Elena's lifelong dream seems to be at her fingertips, if only Don(Grumpy Old Man) and Ace (Rival/Jackass) didn't threaten to chop her fingers off.


Most people called her Elena--Lena, at most. But, of course, he had to call her El. "'El' for little, you know?" he would jeer, morpheus eyes lazily drifting over her petitte frame. Another feature he picked on constantly, and coupled with her firey attitude, he had christianed her 'El from Elba,' after the Frenchman, Bonaparte. "Simple name for a simple mind," he would finish. Now, everytime someone sang the damn alphabet she'd wince. Bastardo.

Not that she slipped by without revenge, oh ho ho ho...NEVER! Most people didn't know the vermin's full name, but Lena--Lena was not most people.


'From Acarnania,' History of Names by Ermanno Fabbro had read, when she had searched feverously in Cuoco Buonos's only library.

"Acarnanus.." she had let the name roll on her tongue, tasting it, judging it, molding it. "Say it a bit fast, and it sounds like a-corn-anus or acorn-anus, no?" she had inquired the librarian, who huffed away, muttering something of "...beloved Roma's end...brats...befoulling..." Lena found out later that Anus, for she had fondly named him so, and the Librarian-witch were related.

2. Last but not least, I'm already brewing up a sequel to HIWG. It won't be in Lyn's perspective, but by someone very close to Lyn and Lee.If I say more i'll give away chunks of HIWG's plot, so just enjoy the ride.

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Waiting on the World by blak pearl reviews
What do you do when your best friend hooks up with your twin brother and breaks his heart? Pretend to date the guy she likes- the guy you've hated since you've known how to. And hope the cliche doesn't catch up with you. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/3/2022 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 179,285 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 4/4/2020 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn't know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won't let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,320 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 2,915 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
My Undetected Canoodling by Analytical Calico reviews
The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,667 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
To Fight or Fall by pixy-dizzy reviews
When rivalry takes action, students at Westfield School of Boarding--fondly known as SOB--must choose sides. The ringleaders are thrilled, until their war becomes a war to protect the very school they hate. A bit of a satire; Sort of complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,934 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
The Rabbit Hole by Penelope P reviews
When a riddle from her dead father comes in the mail, Alice Ripley learns that things like pirates, secret passages, skeleton keys, and bad guys who just might want to take over the world actually exist. Wonderland wasn't exactly what she expected.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 163,955 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
The Assassin of Kevari by XxDragon Princess NikkixX reviews
When tragedy stikes, Cassandra is forced to leave her simple life behind. Unknowingly she walks arm in arm with her enemy and becomes the greatest assassin the land has ever known. Will Prince Alexander, her childhood rival, help her to see the truth?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,569 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 8/7/2004
A Marriage Of Convenience by Spooky152 reviews
She thought arranged marriages were for princesses and girls in India. Boy, was she ever wrong. COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 98,917 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/1/2003 - Complete
Roanoke by Narc reviews
Riley is serving a life sentence in an island prison when she is rescued by the crew of the Roanoke and sold her freedom in exchange for her assistance in a rebellion against the Iorian Empire. She just wants to survive, but there may be a reason to fight
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,684 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/1/2007
To Stay Below The Sea by DevonnyAuriel reviews
She loves everything about the sea but her father. The sea witch has similar feelings. A plan is devised and a spell is cast. But Happily Ever After is muddled when the human prince and the mermaid do not get along. Twisted version of The Little Mermaid.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,252 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Chemistry by stroke in a can reviews
REMOVED // He’s Adam, she’s Eve. How could this not work?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Complete
Romeo & Juliet Revisited by Grunge Muffin reviews
Is love a tender thing? Two ex-bestfriends spend 5 years of High School hating each other. Now at the end, a sudden unexpected road trip forces them to rethink everything they thought they knew and felt about each other.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,582 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 5/19/2004
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,453 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Cynical by Atheal reviews
"You do know that opposites attract right" He mumbled. "Okay, first of all we are hardly opposites...and you aren't that attractive." She smirked. "Ahh, well we humans call that chemistry."...She threw a pillow at him..."Oof." (On hiatus)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,577 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 6/26/2005
Vanilla by pneumothorax reviews
Kate Hunter was a lie and a con-artist. The mall seemed like an easy target for a team of three. Love was just a distraction.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,241 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 4/26/2005
Court Spy by Tessandra reviews
Chapter Nine Kiyra could either stay and inheirit her fief - or give it up to deliver imformation of the enemy to the king. She choses to go to the king - A story of war, spys, and a certain handsome prince . . .
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,488 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 9/14/2002
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/29/2004
Immortality by Apple Nasty reviews
COMPLETED! -> A Egyptian priestess, a arrogant prince, a perverted priest, a asian assassin, a spoiled noble girl, a evil queen, a beast of Seth, nightly attackers...and a fat jolly pharaoh... All rolled into one fast-paced story! (R&R)
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,275 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/20/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003
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Happiness is a Warm Gun reviews
Leander and Rivalyn harbor a hatred for each other surpassed by no one, but when the fate of mankind falls into their hands will they learn to work together?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,158 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 4/22/2005
Just Saw the House in Half reviews
With age-old animosity and personal experience at their backs, Cuttana Nadir and Sharai Zenith have despised one another since they could chuck their baby wipes at each other. But are they willing to set aside their feelings for the sake of world peace?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,082 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 7/11/2005
The rebellion would have gone well, Gabriel was sure, had it not been for its quarrelsome capitanos.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Published: 5/21/2008
Fruit Picker, My Space, and This reviews
D'ya ever suddenly burst out in random prose that sound slightly poetic on AIM...well this one's between Me and Another about fruits and stalkers and life.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/2/2005
World War III: The Food Fight reviews
Perfect is boring. So the "humble" creatures of the Planet Earth have settled for an apocalyptic food fight, much to The Divinity/Being's grief.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/22/2005