Astrid The Pirate
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Joined 11-28-03, id: 385358
Author has written 26 stories for Family, General, Life, Humor, Friendship, School, Love, Play, and Young Adult.
Name- Jennifer. Not certain it's really me. Obscurely, I feel more like a Jamie. Is that weird?
Age- 14, technically.
Hometown- Sydney, Australia
Hobbies- Piracy. Poetry. Writing. Books. Snarking. Overt ridiculosity(not actually a word). Fanfiction. Sleep. Playstation games. Etc.

I like poetry. Don't steal any of it. I intend to do some stories as well, and you can check out my fanfiction on fanfiction.net under the username Astrid The Oh-So-Mighty.

Enjoy my work. If you wish to archive it, I don't mind, but ask me first.

I like reviews. I worship those who review. I distribute metaphorical cookies to those who review.

Between The Lines by Summerdazed reviews
Just a short one bout what I've been thinking about A LOT lately...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/5/2003
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Welcome To My Mind reviews
An ever-so-slightly disturbing piece, with my usual extra serving of angst. About... well, it's not really about anything, now you mention it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10/2004
Speak reviews
Ranting, ranting, ranting. Rather insane ranting. Don't even ask.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2004
In Time You'll Lose Your Trust reviews
A story poem about life, love, and pain.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/9/2004
A Random Thing Of Beauty
'It's a thing of beauty, but it hides behind its ugly parts.' A poem about the person who just doesn't get it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Published: 1/9/2004
Rain In The Afternoons reviews
Nobody else likes rain like I do... about rain, and a shaky friendship.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/12/2003
Reminder Of Seething Hatred
My being angry and confused towards someone I dislike, or something like that.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Published: 12/12/2003
I Hope You Know reviews
A little inner dialogue, but directed towards someone else.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/12/2003
How It Goes reviews
A little dream of mine... indulge me, and review afterwards.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/12/2003
The Poet Soul reviews
Prosey rambling about poetic people. Quite possibly utter babbling. I like it, though.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/3/2003
The Previously Normal Life of Angus York reviews
Angus York was just a normal loner. Then Llewellyn turned up, and things stated getting interesting... (no, they don't end up together).
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/29/2003
The Way Things Work reviews
A short play about teenagers who like each other. Very simple. I think it's kind of funny. Enjoy.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/29/2003
I Was Going reviews
Things I was going to do. Hurrah.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/28/2003
Never Fully Dressed reviews
Me and my lack of a smile. Read to find out. Rather wacky.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/28/2003
Pens reviews
Me contemplating pens whilst holding one. It turned into this. Hurrah.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/28/2003
Disturbing the Universe reviews
A little story I wrote through poetry. About change. Enjoy.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/28/2003
Bored in Music Class reviews
I'm bored! Woot. That's this poem dealt with...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2003
A Poem to Irritate You reviews
A poem written just in case someone was looking. Very weird.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/28/2003
Poem for Poems reviews
A short poem. Me discussing poetry.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/28/2003
Small Poems 1 reviews
Four short poems. Quite random. Small Poems 2 is on the way.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/28/2003
Poem on School No 1 reviews
School's hell. Watch me turn the above thought into an 8 stanza rhyming poem.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/28/2003
A Dinner Party reviews
A fictional dinner party, invented whilst in a very odd mood. Very strange. Also very funny. READ ME!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/28/2003
Relief reviews
Se me feel relieved. That's about it.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/28/2003
Written in Maths on a Cold Morning reviews
I was bored in maths, and this arrived. Weirdness and detention ensued. Decent poem, though.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/28/2003
Tea Deprived Ramblings No 1 reviews
What is says- me rambling, sans tea, bitching about a certain person.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/28/2003
Green reviews
About my fear of green. And other things.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/28/2003
Family Glue reviews
About my family, basically. Written for English, pretty much my first poem.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/28/2003