Author has written 30 stories for Fable, Fantasy, Humor, Friendship, Song, Love, Humor, General, Essay, and General.Hello, my name is Heather Sejnow (pronounced Sa-now). Through my years of writing I've found I'm quite good at humor. I hope, that is if you read any of my works, you think so too. I find a good laugh can lift anyones spirits and maybe make them chuckle as well. I also enjoy writing mystery, fantasy, and dramatic novels. So far I've begun plots for many. But, I figure I'll let the public decide if they sound good enough.
And I'd like to give a shout-out to my friends:
Monica, Jessica, Megan & Melissa, Mike (Harry/Clay), Kathy, Zack, Alysia (my Peruan sister), Kelly, Julia, Scott, Nikki, Lisa (what's wong with you? Can I get a peace of pie?), Stephanie, both Katie W.'s (left turn), Leslie, and my sister Jenna (do you feel a breeze?).
All of you guys, thanks for making me think of twisted stuff to write about and making my imagination grow.
P.S. I'm very surprised no one has reviewed my two favorite stories (besides Poor Ron). Morty Grim & His Stapler and Paste Eating Peter deserve better recognition. I figured someone would find them funny but, I guess I was wrong. Oh well, enjoy the rest of my stories and don't be afraid to give any comment you want.
P.S.S. EVERYONE SHOULD LISTEN TO SOME OF the scissor sisters MUSIC, IT IS AWESOME. BEST BAND I'VE HEARD IN A LONG TIME. ESPECIALLY LISTEN TO THE SONG laura.