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Joined 11-28-03, id: 385488
Author has written 30 stories for Fable, Fantasy, Humor, Friendship, Song, Love, Humor, General, Essay, and General.
Hello, my name is Heather Sejnow (pronounced Sa-now). Through my years of writing I've found I'm quite good at humor. I hope, that is if you read any of my works, you think so too. I find a good laugh can lift anyones spirits and maybe make them chuckle as well. I also enjoy writing mystery, fantasy, and dramatic novels. So far I've begun plots for many. But, I figure I'll let the public decide if they sound good enough.

BACKGROUND
Born: Rochester, Michigan; raised in Washinton Township
Age: 17 1/2
Height: 5'9 1/2
Hair: strawberry-blonde (naturally but, I've died it every shade of the rainbow)
Eyes: baby-blue
Weight: 128 lbs

FAVORITE
Movies: Gladiator, Oscar, Bram Stoker's Dracula, What About Bob?, and many others. (movie freak)
Songs: 1000 words, Fragile, My Culture, It's Oh So Quiet, and many more. (I listen to everything)
Music Era: 80's
Singers: Robbie Williams, Kylie Minogue, Madonna, Atomic Kitten, The Darkness, and many more. (I love music)
Actors: Gary Oldman, Joaquin Phoenix, Christian Coulson, Nicole Kidman, Richard Harris, and many more.
Food: Sparro's pizza
Ice-Creams: Tiramisoo, Blue Moon, & Cheesecake
Designer: Versace, Alexander McQueen, Ralph Lauren, Kenneth Cole, and so many more. (I love style)
Skit I did in theatre: Waiting for Godot & (pretend shotgun pump) "I know"... inside joke for 3rd hour theatre people.
Color: black & blue
Book: Harry Potter Series (yes, I have become one of the cult readers...lol)
Sibling: My brother

And I'd like to give a shout-out to my friends:

Monica, Jessica, Megan & Melissa, Mike (Harry/Clay), Kathy, Zack, Alysia (my Peruan sister), Kelly, Julia, Scott, Nikki, Lisa (what's wong with you? Can I get a peace of pie?), Stephanie, both Katie W.'s (left turn), Leslie, and my sister Jenna (do you feel a breeze?).

All of you guys, thanks for making me think of twisted stuff to write about and making my imagination grow.

P.S. I'm very surprised no one has reviewed my two favorite stories (besides Poor Ron). Morty Grim & His Stapler and Paste Eating Peter deserve better recognition. I figured someone would find them funny but, I guess I was wrong. Oh well, enjoy the rest of my stories and don't be afraid to give any comment you want.

P.S.S. EVERYONE SHOULD LISTEN TO SOME OF the scissor sisters MUSIC, IT IS AWESOME. BEST BAND I'VE HEARD IN A LONG TIME. ESPECIALLY LISTEN TO THE SONG laura.

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The Prophets Cillian by Albhed Sega reviews
First Stroy. RPGish. 7 teens venture off to find out what happened to there missing parents, all the while the Queen of Cillian is out to get them...but they don't know that..yet hehe..R/R please! woo!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,450 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003
I love him, but you are true by twiggygurlusa reviews
Dont think that it is too good but ya.. just something i wrote
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2004
You by Bigfoot111 reviews
new and improved... otherwise the same
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2004
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Waitng While reviews
It's not completely finished but it's still good. It's about a girl who likes a guy but it turns out he's gay. I find that if a guy is good looking he's either gay or taken, so the song fit. PLEASE COMMENT!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2004
Poor Ron II
Again, based on another friend who I'm just going to call Ron for right now.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Published: 12/31/2004
The Band on the Radio Franz Ferdinand reviews
My love for my favorite band in the world... Franz Ferdinand. Also, there are some song titiles hidden in the poem just so you know. :)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2004
the arts
essay
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Published: 9/27/2004
Are You Willing To Write About This Topic?
This isn't a writing challenge but, I'd like to hear peoples views on the matter. It is somewhat controversial but, that depends on you. Read it if you are interested, I'm sure you will be. Please review as well, whether you like it or not.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Published: 6/19/2004
And We Have A Winner! Do You Write Funny? reviews
I've got to say, good work to you all. From needing glasses to people's sure stupidity, I enjoyed reading them all. I hope there are no hard feelings to anyone. It was just a fun little competition between writers. So don't be discouraged in any way.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/22/2004
Do You Write Funny? Writing Challenge reviews
Do you think your writing has enough humor to win? A fun free challenge awaits you. Write the best story/poem/etc. and be claimed winner. (sorry there's no prize except being the best writer)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5/16/2004
Fear of Nothing reviews
Sometimes we're afraid of the stupidest things, and that makes us look like a jerk... but we can change that. Comments are more than welcome.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/16/2004
Married To The Accent reviews
This is only a background on the characters and what the story is about. If enough people like it, I'll start writing it. Basically it's a mixture of planning a wedding and dealing with in-laws that drive you nuts.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/16/2004
Poor Ron reviews
I have a friend who likes this girl, at least we all think he does, and she thinks he's a joke. So I wrote a poem about it and to just tell him, there are plenty of girls out there and you don't want someone like Katie.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/16/2004
Just Because reviews
When you have red hair, doesn't automatically make you have these symptoms...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/16/2004
Roses are red reviews
I wrote this for Health class awhile ago. We were supposed to write poems about how boys aren't the only thing in the world. I personally don't think guys suck but, I wrote a poem about it.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/16/2004
Let's Take A Walk
You may like someone, but they may not like you the same way... Still there are plenty of fish in the sea... Comments are welcomed
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Published: 5/16/2004
Michael Jackson reviews
I find it cruel that people judge Michael Jackson. He's only sleeping in beds with little children. What's wrong with that? (lololol...) Please give a review so I can have a good laugh. (He is such a child malester... ehh.)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/16/2004
What Rhymes? reviews
Some words you just can't rhyme. So I made up some.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/15/2004
Typing reviews
I hate typing papers. Don't you? If you say no, you're lieing.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/15/2004
Music Box reviews
When I was a kid, I would jump around and sing to anything. Even a music box. I miss my youth...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/15/2004
The Guitar reviews
Mom's will yell at you if you are playing any instrument too loudly or at all.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2004
Best Friends reviews
Everybody should get one
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/15/2004
The World has Gone Sideways
The world has gone sideways, and it's a messed up place
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Published: 5/15/2004
Paste Eating Peter
This is probably my favorite poem I've written (besides Morty Grim & his stapler). I just find people who eat paste funny. I'm sure you do too and your comments are really important to me.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Published: 5/15/2004
Makeup reviews
Sometimes too much make-up can be a bad thing
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/15/2004
Morty Grim & his Stapler reviews
I based this somewhat on the movie Office Space... (also, one of the lines is supposed to be "they say the buildings burning" before the churning line.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/15/2004
Peaches and Cream
Two girls who should never speak a word
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Published: 5/15/2004
Lila Beane
Oh to own a time machine...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Published: 5/15/2004
The Halloween Contest reviews
You're not always the prettiest of the bunch
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/15/2004
If I Were You reviews
Sometimes it sucks to be you
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/15/2004
Watermelon reviews
One of many sticky fruits
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/15/2004
The Woods
This is only a kind of a preview of the actual story itself. There are some chapters missing and I'm not giving the ending away yet.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,845 - Published: 5/15/2004
Red Hot Hood reviews
Red Riding Hood in a different sense
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/28/2004