Jetknee
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Joined 12-02-03, id: 386198, Profile Updated: 08-31-10
Author has written 12 stories for Humor, Life, General, Horror, and Romance.
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Mater by Aetas
Unconditional love.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Poems about my family by DimitriLoverForLife reviews
These will be poems about my family, and I hope you like them, because I think they suck. R&R please! I want to know what I need to change, and what to keep the same.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008
Media Circles by Sundown reviews
ONE SHOT. I have paid underage girls and young men to keep their traps shut, I have held his head up from drowning in his own vomit, I have even given him CPR once. I do this all without saying a word. Homosexual content // Freak-Of-Spades Oct Challenge
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
Reviews: How To Give Them and How To Receive Them by ilovetheopera reviews
My take on this entire reviewing business. Which is very srs business indeed.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Complete
The Idiot Agent's Guide To Missions by Skido reviews
There is an unspoken rule that every idiot agent should remember: Never get attached to anyone on a mission. Especially not romantically. But when you're not the only one undercover here ... things might get a little out of hand.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2007
The Sickness by Sundown reviews
I stick the note back onto the fridge under the magnet that’s in the shape of a fork with googly eyes and a lopsided grin. Its apron reads ‘Don’t like my cooking? Fork off.” I never found it as funny as you did. ONE SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
Snoochie by snoochie flagship reviews
Snoochie had always wondered, what would happen if you put a strip of duct tape on the roof of a building, then stuck it to the inside of your eyelid, then jumped.......
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 9/15/2006
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A Whale of Love reviews
A boy talks about how much he's in love with a girl. Weird ending.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
Chuck reviews
A random story about a man and his love for his stuffed animals. RR.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Canned Corn reviews
A story I wrote about my sister's love for corn
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/12/2006
Stalking Prey: Rewritten reviews
This is a more descriptive story of Stalking Prey. R/R plz!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2004
A Short Life reviews
A short story about a man's life
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/22/2004
Stalking Prey reviews
My first vampire story-EVER! PLZ R/R!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2004
Jamie reviews
This one is for Mr.Shadow
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/6/2004
A New Beginning reviews
From now on, I'm writing happy things
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/4/2004
The Little turd reviews
My expe- I mean someone ele's experience with a turd. I sware I'm not talking about me.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/1/2004
Shut Tight reviews
I'm just afraid of doing anything
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/14/2004
Sir Burp ALot reviews
This is what happens when you lose someone's stuff
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/8/2004
Asia
Asia is very homely but very talented
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Complete