Kagoatweed
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Joined 12-10-03, id: 387402
Author has written 57 stories for Fantasy, War, Fantasy, Humor, Love, Humor, Supernatural, Life, Essay, General, General, Young Adult, Romance, and Horror.

Ahhh, you've arrived. This is my page. These are my stories, my children... they hate being ignored. I would strongly recommend reading them, because they tend to hunt down those who pass them by...

I hope you enjoy my works! I'm open to suggestions, if you have any ideas you would like to see me attempt. If you read a story that you want to read a sequel of, REVIEW AND LET ME KNOW. Most of my older pieces, I tend not to touch unless people convince me to, so convince away!

I adore reviews, and the occasional ego stroke, but PLEASE, if you read something, and something doesn't seem right, TELL ME. I don't care if it's a grammatical error, or something that just didn't flow right... I can't get better without outside input! Help me on my quest to improve myself!

Now go, GO my pretties! Review! Review! Review! (And don't be afraid to completely trash a piece you hated!)

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Human Today
Today is his first day being human: a reflection on taking life for granted.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Rejection of the Nordsee reviews
The ocean is only for a select few. Who decides who is allowed to swim and who is sentenced to drown? ...and why?UPDATED! Chapter 2, with more on the way! Maybe the sea is not brutal every time...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007
More than a Friend reviews
The final meaning of this poem can only be completely understood by people with some basic knowledge of German. ...what it's like to love a German boy. aw, we broke up. ah well. upwards and onwards
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
TV Drama
A soap opera. A whattodo whatnottodo guide in overseas relationships. Careful who you give the roles to...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Change Takes Time
A realization that I've come to, concerning hatred and love. dedicated to my father.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
Prove Me Wrong reviews
An experiment in torture, death, decay, and the human mind. Your challenge, dear Reader, is to prove me wrong.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
Sabotage of the Winged reviews
I'm flying, but my wings are burning. The only thing keeping me aloft is slowly turning to ash. Most importantly, the only ones who can save me don't even notice the flames.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Cherished Flaws reviews
Failed relationships lead to new ideas. When one type of person has failed, why not try another? WARNING: Suggested Girl.Girl relationship!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Just in case you're wondering reviews
This is for all of you who have ever wondered what it's like to drip right out of your eye sockets... ::The result of 3:27am, which is always fun.::
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Sunborn Hopeless reviews
Which to choose, a life in pleasant darkness, or one in a light so bright it burns?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/3/2006
Inebriated With an Inappropriate Title reviews
The true title of this was obscene, you can read it inside. broom dancing, puking, drinking and general fun await...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/24/2006
I Would Rather Die of Thirst reviews
Stranded in the middle of the ocean, you refuse to climb the ladder because to leave me is to leave this world, and I'm not ready to go.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/14/2006
The Tears of a Teddy Bear reviews
Revenge can be fun... especially when you're into blood as fingerpaints...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2006
He Whispered a Taboo reviews
Not all dreams stay soundly within the bounds of sleep. What is one to do when a dream gains touch?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/13/2006
My Inner Motion is Above Me
An ocean has formally attached itself to my ceiling, and I'm just along for the ride...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Published: 6/21/2006
Decaying in Disillusionment reviews
My heart has left me and now it has become rotted, putrid.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/14/2006
The Taste of Someone Beautiful reviews
Someone beautiful once captured me. I am still looking for him... (ONE SHOT)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/2/2006
Breath the Succubus Air the Incubi reviews
How tempting is breath to those who cannot breathe.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/29/2006
Surviving the Mammoth reviews
When you have no friends and your fater's only friend is the bottle, you have no choice but to make some of your own.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2005
return me to Oz reviews
Dorothy had it easy. I'm just waiting for my twister.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/3/2005
Remember Breadloaf reviews
Bird sex and rocking chairs. It doesn't get much better than this.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2005
Freedom Lies in Bloody Hands reviews
What do you do when illusions start seeming so much more appealing than the waking world?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2005
Rings reviews
A different outlook on an object the speaker used to adore.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2005
Answers to Our Future reviews
A wise old woman has alerted her to her husband's misgivings. What did he do?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2005
Sunflower Girl reviews
Written as the beginning of an essay for an anti-gun work.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2005
1000 Strands of Wishes reviews
Wishing on a shooting star. Everyone does it. But what if a wish on a dandelion came true?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2005
Music of the Dead Man reviews
There's a certain music to the 'swing' of a dead man.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/16/2005
Where's Waldo reviews
I wrote this story in conjunction with a friend. I just had a grape soda. That is my excuse.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/9/2005
Trust Among Strangers
same story. 3 men.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Published: 6/2/2005
Remia
Evil little twitch.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Published: 6/2/2005
Moths
Winged fluttering as I follow him.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Published: 6/2/2005
Melting
Love lost, will I return?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Published: 6/2/2005
Helpless reviews
Suicide makes one feel guilty, doesn't it?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/2/2005
Look Down reviews
Can you understand me? R&R if you can figure out what this poem is about. The title is your hint. If you need another, check my profile.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/2/2005
Double Dutch, Adam Baum! reviews
"Hiroshima on rewind."
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/2/2005
Rotting Beautiful reviews
Beautiful before death means nothing.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 5/18/2005
Never
Now I believe in Never.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Published: 5/18/2005
Running to the Wolf reviews
Escape to a creature like you.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/18/2005
Not an Empty Building at Night
'The voices' tell me this is a true story...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Published: 5/18/2005
Gay Men and Bugs reviews
A more humorous piece, the main character has a bit of a smart mouth.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/18/2005
Lollipops and Levis reviews
First, a man. Then a boy. Two people. Two POVs.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2005
Love and Lightning reviews
When a couple is torn apart and stitched together with steel rounds.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/23/2005
Never Saw the Sunrise
Trapped in a cave, things might get confuzing.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Published: 3/23/2005
My World reviews
Not the most alluring title, I suppose, but this is where I go.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/23/2005
Savior Winds reviews
Picking blueberries might just save you from more than your anger.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/23/2005
Help me Help you reviews
If you spent your whole life trying to redeem yourself for one mistake, what if you died?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2005
Fog reviews
Fog. Short.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/17/2005
Faded Schooltoys reviews
Feelings when a loved one is sentenced to death.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/17/2005
Dying isn't so Bad
What it's like to die.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Published: 3/17/2005
Crimson Halo reviews
A little girl searching for her parents. She saw them die from another hemisphere.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/17/2005
Capture reviews
How would you deal with blindness and immobility? This is how she did.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/17/2005
Love Me,' said the Little Dog reviews
This cute little dog drinks the sky.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/17/2005
A Mystery While You're Gone reviews
What might be waiting for you when you return to your broken down car?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/17/2005
Blueberries, Fire and Pain reviews
Simple deeds can save you. In her case, picking blueberries spared her.
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/17/2005
Bloodstone reviews
A man who can see the woman he is to marry in his dreams yet she's always running...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/17/2005
Addiction reviews
A flash of what it's like to be addicted to words
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/17/2005
Waiting for Eternity reviews
Experimental post-modern writing. One shot. Skips around alot, breaking the sequence of time. Others have complimented me on it, so i want to hear your opinion. R&R
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2003