Boadicia
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Joined 12-14-03, id: 388017
Author has written 25 stories for Fantasy, General, General, Life, Nature, Haiku, Humor, Love, and Song.

It is interesting to think about whether people will be more inclined to read one's work if one has a long and humorous profile.

In any case, as I don't care to conduct further scientific research in this field, I relate to you the following, in the hopes that it will peak your interest:

I am 16, female, short, live in the USA, and like writing, among other things.

The other things include: Peter Jackson films, so many different kinds of music that it is unreasonable to begin listing them here, cats, dogs, poetry, fantasy, algebra, the Napoleonic Wars, badminton, the Canadian Rockies, and hobbits.

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Quarterlife Crisis by KojiTheBean reviews
Introspection about looking for perspective. Kind of angsty.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2005
The Best Poem in the World by lebuffle reviews
Writing: a teenage curse.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2005
Farewell by Nobody-n-Particular reviews
Good luck to writing!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 30 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005
Where the Water Is by KojiTheBean reviews
This is a sonnet about a love that ended. My thanks for the reviews- I'm working on the meter/syllable count. I know they're off.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2005
How to Write a Fantasy Cliche by RoseMcCann reviews
Write original fantasy cliches that will turn your neighbors blue with envy! Evil Archmages, princesses and dragons galore in this simple, easy-to-use reference guide for all things cliche. Write your very own trite novella in the blink of an eye!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
she is playing Für Elise by Willow Elandria reviews
Short, experimental one-shot. Someone compared it to Vonnegut, and this made me very happy indeed. =D
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2005
Shades of Twilight by Willow Elandria reviews
collected poetry - mostly form poems, and most about nature, life, or some combination of the two...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 3/19/2004
Ma Soeur by Nasifah reviews
Sitting on a rooftop and drinking champagne with a best friend, combined with a restlessness everyone feels at some time or another. PLEASE R&R!
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2005
Mechanics by clockwork kiss reviews
Digital things, the apocolypse, and the human brain.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2004
Masquerade by clockwork kiss reviews
The Devil visits a mortal masquerade. (mask, eyes, light, laugh, hand, dance - it's a sestina)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/2/2004
Was by clockwork kiss reviews
Do the dead dream of lost infinities and wheres?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/25/2004
A Prince's Fairy Tale by Ryeloza reviews
At the annual fairy tale convention the princes decide they need a new image; the solution: a new fairy tale.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,231 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003
Tristesse by Autumndark reviews
A creative nonfiction piece I wrote a few months ago. Deals with some of my experiences during one of the less pleasant times in my life, more as brief glimpses and memories than narrative. Constructed around a piece I was playing on the piano.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 10/19/2004
Wanderlust by Sigil reviews
Misty nights
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2004
Archipelago by INTP reviews
a sketch of abstract distances
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2004
Slice by Autumndark reviews
A slice of life - five women playing cards around a kitchen table, wearing masks on their faces and hiding tears. This is a type of form poem called a sestina, which is explained inside. It's complicated, but fun to try out.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/31/2004
Fünfzehn by Autumndark reviews
All literature classes do something that is known, commonly, as beating the poem - i.e. overanalysis. This one is sort of tongue-in-cheek, about a short German story called Funfzehn
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2004
The Night Tried to Hide in a Diamond by Taylor Marin reviews
Reading too many Bright Eyes lyrics, I think, hence the long title. Alternate title is "Flawless Ashes". Kind of fierce, angry. Some screamed lyrics, probably, though I can't make my voice do that... Please R&R!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2004
The Best Laid Plans by Autumndark reviews
We all look for Ithaca . . . but we don't always realize how to find it, or what we are looking for . . . the world makes a mockery of the best-laid plans.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/6/2004
Eulogy by Taylor Marin reviews
This one was difficult to write, for some reason. PG for thematic elements, though G probably would have been okay; the subject matter deals with loneliness and hints at mental illness, though it isn't verified. Please R&R! I'm eager for your advice.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2004
Thinking Through Haiku by Nasifah reviews
Mwahahahaha. I have introduced a new breed: haiku...with chapters! Read and enjoy! Also, if you get a chance, please review...it's not long. Oh, and it's late, so I can't be held accountable for my meandering ideas. Please!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2004
Urban Sprawl by Nasifah reviews
A woman dies and her land is used for offices. Very symbolic. PLEASE REVIEW!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2004
The Death of 'Nonconformity' by WingedAssassin reviews
What, when the world becomes a unified sea of so-called 'nonconformity? (poem)
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/28/2003
Brainwashed by WingedAssassin reviews
The school administrators have been telling us the same things for WAY too long. After a while, we learn to ignore it all. (poem) Read and review plz!
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/7/2003
End the War! by Autumndark reviews
A parody of Poe's "The Raven" - an English assignment that turned suddenly and sinisterly anti-war . . .
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/30/2003
Butterflies by Drucilla reviews
I wish I had a garden
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/2/2003
Bio-wocky by SuiGeneris reviews
A DNA/cellular biology version of Lewis Carroll's "Jabberwocky." Some credit must go to my textbook. :)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/22/2001
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Goodbye reviews
My heart aches when I think of the stories that could have been, but won't.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/10/2006
Sometimes Life is Like a Moose reviews
Personal experience.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2006
Untitled Sonnet reviews
Thou wert a flame, too eas’ly extinguished, quickly blown out when thy glow was most bright...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/6/2005
Midnight Poetry reviews
Here's to having sudden revelations when you're trying to fall asleep.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/25/2005
Circles reviews
At first she danced in round round circles...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/25/2005
They Don't Have Sarcasm on Betelgeuse reviews
A found poem based on the first chapter of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. You never know, it could have some deep underlying meaning...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/24/2005
Loneliness reviews
In a World where Emotions are people, every Sentiment has their own Exclusive Locality which they must represent at all times. Otherwise they will get in Very Deep Trouble.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2005
We reviews
We are the Wand'rers, the Hopers, the Dreamers...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2005
How To Write An English Paper reviews
A Satisfactorily Stress-Free System By Which To Achieve An ‘A.’ (Humorous, if you can't tell).
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/2/2005
The Mason reviews
Someone is shaping a plug to fit thick and snug between us, driving it deeper, widening the gap with slow and deliberate blows.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/23/2005
Love and War reviews
A reflection on the well-known phrase. An experiment, really.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/12/2005
neverland meets The Real World reviews
Sometimes I am torn between where I came from and where I'm going...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2005
Reverie reviews
There is a dreamy-dull place between wakefulness and slumber...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/9/2005
Dance of the Seasons reviews
Watch Summer dance with the clouds across the sky, as Autumn begins to chill the air. Look at Winter's icy dance that melts into Spring's warm smile...(a sestina)
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/3/2005
The Unconventional Fairy Tale reviews
Are you tired of those same old fairy-tale endings? Cause I am.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/11/2005
Meaningless reviews
It’s that girl again. She’s given up on poetry because someone told her that she wasn’t any good at it. (A sequel to Hypocrisy.)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/10/2005
Moonlight Haiku reviews
A sad, pretty poem made up of three haikus.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/29/2005
Lullaby of the Sea reviews
I had this posted a while ago, but have revised it since. The title tells all.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/28/2005
Rain reviews
I guess this poem comes from reading too much e,e.cummings. Its nothing special but I had fun with parentheses...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/28/2005
Hypocrisy reviews
There is a girl in a yellow dress sitting on a bridge and she is writing poetry in a spiral-bound notebook. She isn't any good at poetry.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2005
Of Pyralis reviews
The world lies in turmoil and an unlikely heroine must rise to fulfill an ancient legend...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,304 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/10/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004
Nonconformity reviews
It must be dull, I think, to live in a world like yours, where all you do is wear popular clothes, do popular things, think popular thoughts. I don't think you know what it means to be different.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/20/2005
I'm Already Laughing reviews
A series of poetic vignettes that I had to write for English class that turned out quite nicely. Introduction inside.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/21/2004
The Sky reviews
When I look at the winter night sky, I don't look up at the stars or moon. I look at the spaces in between, where my imagination can stretch to fill the gaps.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2004
The Princess of Iff reviews
A spoof of Sleeping Beauty - hopefully funny and clever! I'm having a lot of fun writing this.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004