KCbakeneko
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Joined 12-15-03, id: 388229, Profile Updated: 11-13-11
Author has written 11 stories for Essay, Spiritual, and Fantasy.

Hi there! I am KCbakeneko, aka the goblin cat, aka "that psychotic b*tch" to my enemies. Although I mostly write stuff that wouldn't be allowed here (take that as you like it) I will be putting my non-adult essays and earlier works here. Although initially written for the fanfic crowd, they apply to all fiction, and as such I feel comfortable placing them here. Please forgive any mistakes in my stories that I missed, as I wrote them waaay back in high school/junior high and are more amateurish than my most recent work.

America IS the Greatest Country in the World by Admiral reviews
Yes, I'm still saying it, because it's still TRUE!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 7/10/2003
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How to Write Horror: a tutorial reviews
A brief overview of the major elements of horror, along with examples from popular media and a running example that uses each section to slowly build up the scene. If you're having a hard time writing horror, this may be of use to you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Complete
How to Write the Basic Five Paragraph Essay reviews
A how-to guide for the basic essay for anyone in high school and going into college, plus a couple tricks I picked up.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/6/2006
BDSM Tutorial reviews
A how-to guide to bdsm scenes. Non-explicit. (two fan based characters used solely for three short examples)
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/23/2004
Rape of the Goddess reviews
A brief essay on fiction portrayals of females as either perfect goddesses or monsters, and nothing inbetween.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2004
Soft Ropes reviews
An explanation of BDSM dispelling some misconceptions about the taboo of the dark side of sensuality.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/9/2004
For the Writer: On the Use of Violence in Fiction reviews
On avoiding vulgarity in your violence; or Violence in good writing
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/28/2004
Lemon Tutorial reviews
A non-explicit how-to tutorial of of sexual encounters.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2003
Portrait of Chess reviews
In a chess match between father and son, Lee discovers that the board has a life of its own.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2003
Onward Christian Soldiers reviews
A young girl becomes a soldier in the front lines against evil. (Heavily Christian)
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2003
Battle Tutorial reviews
A how-to tutorial on fight scenes. Uses pre-existing characters solely for examples.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/17/2003
Dr Lemon Love: A Defense of Lemons reviews
A defense of sexuality in fiction. Written with all fiction in mind, tho' basing its examples on previously established characters.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/15/2003
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