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Joined 12-16-03, id: 388308
Author has written 6 stories for Young Adult, Humor, Fantasy, and Humor.
She’s beauty and she’s grace,
Just don’t look at her face,
She’s Miss United States,
And she’s bald.

But we don’t really care,
That she ain’t got no hair

They fell out one-by-one
Into her sticky bun.
She ate it anyway,
Miss USA

Whee! A poem I think unfit to actually post. A friend and I wrote it together.

Hah. Yeah. You probably think I'm werd now, don'tcha!

Oh, by the way, I'm selling t-shirts! Join the Madmen now! Call 1-800-PIE-RULES.

Umm, Monkey of Insanity is my pet *snuggles* oh, yes he is! Good boy! Err, sorry. Read Pie, a story of insane people to find out more about him. My other pets are a dog named Cassie and a frog named Happy. I used to have one named Fat but he died.

I'm female. I'm insane. I like Mountain Dew. What am I supposed to say????? Ah, don't pay attention to the Healing Beauty story. I was feeling odd that day.

Oh yeah. My all time favorite authors.
1. Furball
2. Merry Fairie
3. Sallie Beaver
4. Aornishades

BUB by Sallie Beaver reviews
Bub is a retired sumo wrestler who thinks his life is over until he gets caught in a strange sushi's really dumb, but, read & review please!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2003
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Pie, a story of insane people reviews
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003
Flames of Nottum, Part I reviews
This one I wrote for school. I only have the first part right now, but I'll write more soon. Its about necromancy and this kid. Uh, I'm not that good at summaries.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/21/2003
A bit of Random Insanity reviews
My brother gave me the idea for this. All thanks to him. Umm, this is just plain odd. Its about, well...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2003
Dragontears reviews
Umm, its about dragons, and when they used to fly our skys. And, of course, why they disappeared.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12/17/2003
My Fork reviews
Ummm, I wrote this while eating noodles. Went to the brain, I suppose.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12/17/2003
Healing Beauty reviews
A girl (with no name) has a special "enchanted place" she goes to take away her worry for her dying mother. It's not sad unless you make it that way!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2003