Cavemanhide bio
Author has written 13 stories for Horror, Life, Humor, Nature, Love, and Humor. ok, ok. so heres the thing, im 18, i work the graveyard shift at walmart stocking, and im in love with a woman named krystal. Yes yes, i know the connection, criss and Kris. hahaha... yeah... your not the first. well, read my shit and tell me what you think, some of it is old, actually the oldest ones were read out at an ampatheatre.. alot of people liked them. |
Slit Wrist Victim by greenelephant reviews
Its about a girl who slits her wrists
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2004
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How i want my wife, in a bad way reviews
my wife read it and laughed.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2006
My darling wife, Can i fuck you? reviews
im stationed two thousand, four hundred and fifty some odd miles from my wife and i havent had sex since i married her on christmas. this is a late valentines poem, i only think of sex.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2006
I am the rain reviews
Its a little love poem I wrote for my girlfriend, it was storming outside and we had sent the day alone togeather. This is for my her, all of my other peoms are about depression, but shes changes my outlook on life.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/14/2004
The door to my mind reviews
this is one of the very few love/life poems i have made. if you have read any of my other work you know im good at the depressing stuff and it seems to have reached some of you on a personal level. this one might do the same, kind of a memo to a lover. i
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/30/2004
The child born reviews
well, everyone has that little voice in their head at least once. the one that says, "why not, life is shit, so why not." this is me,,,,, if i listen.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2004
I'm Gone reviews
-a magical short poem, got caught in my head for days after i wrote it down. its like a song that just gets in your head and wont leave. its about suiside.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/8/2004
Ocean's Edge reviews
this is a true suicidal poem, it is something that i wrote when i was in the lowest parts of depression. death comes with the tide, and blood runs in rivers. R$R.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2004
Carefree Child reviews
the origional title is Ocean Tide. its a little insprational poem. i like it and its completly difernet then anything i have ever wrote before, please R$R.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/8/2004
Your Words reviews
This is to everyone i hate, everyone you hate and everyone everyone else hates, please review.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/8/2004
Mutants Reloaded reviews
this is a MOVIE SCRIPT for Mutants Reloaded, a 30 minute movie we came up with for our WVHS Movie. This is a slap-stick halerious comedy and i know its still in script form, but its still funny as it is.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/8/2004
The Taken Way reviews
people take different paths in life, this is what happens when you dont take the road less travled. the voice of evil to me is drugs, peer pressure, and destructive decisions.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/8/2004
My Weighed Life reviews
Sometimes you get to a point where you've had enough. A point where your sitting on the bathroom floor holding a razor and fighting on an level that no one can comprehend unless you've been there. This is part of that battle, those thoughts. R $ R please.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/8/2004
the Kindman reviews
As he walks into the desert he doesn't know what's ahead of him. He only knows which way to go. West, the way of the outcast.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/17/2003 - Published: 12/16/2003