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Joined 12-16-03, id: 388381
Author has written 169 stories for Humor, Politics, Love, Life, General, Family, and Nature.

I'm 18, and I have a penis. Any takers? I'm an insomniac, I play guitar, I write and I play basketball. Feel free to add me and ask anything further.

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Lonely Shark reviews
new song.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
Like A Widow Waiting reviews
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Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
Anthology of Scrap Paper Poems of past months
Some of these poems are good, some are shit. They're just little things produced by in class boredom and some pretty sweet angst. A few don't really fit the theme, but I don't give a shit.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Complete
The Patriarch
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Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
4 Years Old reviews
short and sweet.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Duck on a Pond reviews
You won't run with me because you say you can never stop once started, but you sit tight with what makes you miserable and only run away from proven love and support.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Cafe Renae singable version
finished song version of an earlier poem.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Haymaker
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Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Do The Same
You say you're just keeping your own sanity, so don't blame me if I do the same.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
Nothing reviews
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Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
Suze Rotolo
rough draft of a song.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Published: 2/10/2007
Schism Bed
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Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Cafe Renae reviews
rough draft of a song.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/9/2007
Same Face reviews
dreams have interesting links to reality.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Plastic Flowers
new song.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Carpe Diem
...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Rags reviews
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Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Anaesthetize reviews
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Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Death and Disappearance
...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Under Love's Banner reviews
people do stange things under strange banners.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Tickets To Elliott Smith
anyone want to see a concert?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Scraps
I'm done with playing second fiddle.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Drift Away
...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Psychotic Silence
...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete
Put Me To Sleep
do it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Complete
Now You See
meaningless words come to life with a new experience.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Crying Blind reviews
Summaries are stupid.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
Take Me or Leave reviews
nobody likes to feel like a cafateria.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
Other Side
not a Red Hot Chili Peppers rip off.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
Snowfall reviews
should be clear.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
Guitar
Let's make music.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Hopeful Holiday
merry christmas.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Interupted
summaries are dumb, interpret for yourself.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Sweetwater
blood's thicker than water, I'm very original.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
She Said reviews
Emotional misinterpretations are bad news.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
Ride Home
A ride home from anywhere, with anyone, by any means, always makes me think.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
Far From Home
Should be straight forward.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
Darkened Headlights
headlights stand for eyes, I didn't develope the metaphor very well.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Complete
Trophy
Pretty straightforward.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Complete
Worthlessness
No summary.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Complete
Sinking
Clearly weren't on the same page.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Complete
Darkness Won
You brought me a lot of happiness, all of which seems like nothing today.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Before You Forget
I don't know this is happening, but I tend to think of the worst situations.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Lost Everything reviews
Years and years went down the drain today.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Corridor reviews
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/17/2006
Interval Dreams
I'm a door to door salesman, I dream in between houses.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Published: 7/18/2006
Biscuit in the Box reviews
check out my gay poem, which is mediocrely clever.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2006
Coming
slightly scattered, but I feel like I wrote something decent for the first time in about 6 months.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Published: 7/13/2006
No Darkness Or Light reviews
24/7 beauty.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2006
No Salvation reviews
shitty poem
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/3/2006
Nevermind
don't listen to the title, read the poem. it needs some polishing but it's a solid start I think.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Published: 4/15/2006
Drowning In Moonlight reviews
homie can't sleep.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/3/2006
Drink Fuck and Sing reviews
Just some advice.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/6/2006
my apology
some conditions put a bit of a damper on love, someday we'll shake those off.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Published: 2/22/2006
Love Me Love Me reviews
sometimes it can make the world just stop.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/14/2006
The Breaks
You know, those days.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Published: 2/7/2006
Halfers reviews
I wrote this a while ago but forgot to post it. Now I am because it seems appropriate this morning.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/4/2006
Everything
I offer everything I have. Up to you if it's enough.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Published: 2/4/2006
Her
enough said.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Published: 1/22/2006
Bearded Man Blues reviews
It's not a downer song, but it's written bluesy, so it's blues.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/5/2006
Night Time
Uh oh.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Published: 12/29/2005
Nonnie reviews
My Nonnie is fading quickly, this is just a random poem I came up with.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/28/2005
Blamin Blues reviews
just a song I'm working on, subject to change without notice.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/27/2005
Someone Who Can
2 points for anyone who can guess who it's about.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Published: 12/3/2005
Windy Day reviews
the wind was blowing me, I dreamt of a substitute for the wind.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/3/2005
Disconnected reviews
another good idea wrecked by bad writing.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/29/2005
4 times a day
this isn't a dirty poem, if it was it'd be called 15 times a day.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Published: 10/26/2005
Devotion Unseen reviews
I try to cement my love in her brain, but it's coated in f'ing teflon.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/19/2005
I Want reviews
a lot of things. Here's a few.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2005
Sweaty Mess reviews
This one's not about sex. I think I might have hyperhydrosis.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/19/2005
Unveil The Sun reviews
Everyone's fake in some way or another. It's disappointing.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/15/2005
Ghost in the Machine
cliche title, eh?
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Published: 10/15/2005
unsheather reviews
this is a pretty bad poem.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2005
I loved reviews
just a poem off the top of the tete.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/12/2005
This Bed reviews
Sleepovers with girls rawk.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/11/2005
Worth the Trouble reviews
I'm pretty fond of some chick, but her mom's a totalllllllll buzzkill.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/29/2005
Musical World reviews
Oh music, how I love you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/21/2005
Lick of Loneliness reviews
I moved away. There're ups and downs.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/5/2005
Drink Again reviews
I'm firsty.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2005
Joyless reviews
Life is miserable right now, temporarily though.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/1/2005
Miss You So Much 2 reviews
Alternate ending.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/16/2005
Miss You So Much reviews
Intros are dumb.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/16/2005
Holding On reviews
I'm not even going that far away, but whatevs.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/16/2005
Drawn Back reviews
I'm leaving town, but I'll be back.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/16/2005
Breathe reviews
ooooo ooooo
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/21/2005
Sick for Your Sound reviews
ding ding.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2005
Sweat the Small Stuff reviews
You know you like it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/12/2005
Ear to Ear reviews
everyone should get laid once in a while, it's worth it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/5/2005
Levitate reviews
Best be tieing myself down before I float away and get lost.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/5/2005
Held reviews
Doopy doopy doo.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/4/2005
Beyond reviews
Optimistic for the future.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/4/2005
Caught reviews
I'm a cancer, hurray.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/15/2005
One Forgotten reviews
Just a subpar song I wrote.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/12/2005
Riders on the Storm reviews
The title would have it as a Doors ripoff, but it's not.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/11/2005
Love reviews
this poem's crap, but maybe you'll like it
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/7/2005
Batteries ARE Included reviews
Hi fictionpress readers.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/5/2005
member? reviews
I have a good memory, and imagination, they like to run rampant and fight each other.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/24/2005
Rolling reviews
Pick up things as you go along, see how you end up, write a poem on the way, like I did.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/4/2005
Rifts reviews
meh
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/26/2005
Fresh Princess reviews
Ridiculous analogy.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/26/2005
Water reviews
Water water everywhere, but not a drop to drink.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/6/2005
Empty Heart reviews
Physical pain sucks, not so much as loneliness though.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/2/2005
Lifeless and loveless reviews
Oogie boogie!
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/1/2005
Ode to Misery reviews
Je suis miserable.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/20/2005
Music reviews
No summary needed.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2005
I Am A Scientist reviews
This was a good idea for a poem that didn't materialize as well as I hoped, I'll re-write it someday
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/12/2005
Alone reviews
Sweet paradox.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/12/2005
Unreal reviews
Intro would be useless.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/9/2005
Everybody Knows reviews
I was listening to Concrete Blonde's cover of Leonard Cohen's "Everybody knows" and thus this poem was born from the inspiration.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/1/2005
Misnomer reviews
Stay fit, some perks of being fat are entirely false.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/30/2005
Undeserved reviews
I don't even have to hit on girls to get shot down anymore, they come to me and tell me I have no chance before I can do anything, quite a time saver.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/30/2005
One Year reviews
The title may lead you to think of some type of stupendous one-year anniversary, in which case it would be misleading.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/30/2005
White Temple reviews
I have a rule about writing nature poems, but I broke it, and yes, I do feel like a bit of a Nancy.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/3/2004
A million songs reviews
Despite the title, it's only one song. Everything sort itself out when you read it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/3/2004
Waiting to burst reviews
There's a story behind this, I don't want to tell it but you can ask me personally if you really wanna know.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/20/2004
Anything reviews
I'm versatile, yet I appear to have nothing to offer the opposite gender.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2004
Not reviews
A lot of people have made me feel worthless in my life, and I've been able to shake it off mostly, it's all piling up now though.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/3/2004
Gone Fishin' reviews
Hook, line and sinker biatch!
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/1/2004
Foolinsert suffix here reviews
I use the word fool a lot in this little ditty.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/1/2004
Furnace reviews
I've been deemed the human furnace, so I wrote a poem about it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2004
Felt the Pain reviews
Self-explanitory.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/21/2004
Polly wants a fucking cracker reviews
Land ho!...false alarm.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/12/2004
Needs reviews
A new song by moi, sung similar to the style of Hayden.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/12/2004
look reviews
3 principle problems conglomerate into 1, pretty simple.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/4/2004
Democracy is a bitch reviews
Titled like a political rant, but nothing near it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/15/2004
Tremble reviews
I spend too many hours dreaming about something so anti-climactic
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/16/2004
all that remains reviews
no intro needed
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/9/2004
n'est pas okay reviews
There are plenty of catchy philosophical proverbs floating around, none of them heal wounds though.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/9/2004
Call MeGimme a Ring reviews
No intro needed.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/4/2004
She loves me not, she loves me not, she loves reviews
A little feminine maybe, using the whole flower thing as a metaphor, but read it anyway you fuckers.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/29/2004
Dreamin' reviews
A vision.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/23/2004
Ignorance Is Bliss reviews
Girl meets boy, girl hurts boy, boy tries to get over it. Slow process.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/22/2004
Treasure Drops reviews
I have green eyes, that's about all the info you need to understand this.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2004
Don't Wanna reviews
This poem doesn't make much sense, but it encapsulates how I'm feeling at the moment, and I'm not even sure what kind of feeling that is. This is why the poem doesn't make sense. Confused yet? 'Cause I am.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/20/2004
I'm Told reviews
People tell me things out of pity. It's flattering, but misleading.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/19/2004
Expectations reviews
Help, please.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/15/2004
Your Ways reviews
Should be pretty self-explainatory
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/14/2004
Mirrors reviews
"You are defined by the company you keep" - boooolsheeeet
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/14/2004
Any room? reviews
I wrote this after new years, never got a chance to put it up until now.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/14/2004
Cut Short reviews
A poem about being pryed apart from a gf (now an ex-gf).
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2004
Bass, Baby reviews
"Let the bass play, and say all the words I long to say."
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/1/2004
Daddy No reviews
From the title, you might think it's about being raped as a child, but it's actually just about being abandoned unintentionally.
Poetry: Family - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2004
If I left reviews
Just in case I leave, I would like this questionaire completed and sent to the only purple penguin in existense, Mr.Kookibango.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/4/2004
I never needed reviews
I need a lot of things, some of which I claim I do not. Just read the poem.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2004
I'mTooLazyToThinkOfATitle reviews
Life n'est pas cool.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/1/2004
Heat Shit part II reviews
There are many real things, clocks, lakes, pyjamas, not love though. It's a trick.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/1/2004
Shoes to Fill reviews
I like things that are raspberries. Raspberries have nothing to do with this poem really.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2003
Golden Rule reviews
I think FTW sums it up pretty well.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2003
Life at the Lake reviews
A poem to a former gf.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/30/2003
Just Give Up reviews
Everyone is going to hit the wall eventually, where nothing in life is worth shooting for, so just give up now, like me, the supreme optimist.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/29/2003
Empty Handed reviews
I try. I fail. I try. I fail. I try. I fail. I try. I fail. I try. I fail. I try. I fail. I try. I fail. I try. I fail. I try. I fail. I try. I fail.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/29/2003
Packed up and left reviews
Utopia is cool. If you can afford a house there, buy it and keep it forever.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/29/2003
Short reviews
The title is "Short" because of the length of the poem, not the subject.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/27/2003
Making Room reviews
I'm so happy you wouldn't believe it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/27/2003
I love life! reviews
A poorly done Dr.Seuss mockery.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2003
Heart Shit reviews
Refer to title.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/27/2003
Just kill me reviews
I don't really have reason to commit suicide, it's just a fad. Oh, and I don't really feel like living right now.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/27/2003
Senseless reviews
A poem describing my fate.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/26/2003
Maybe? reviews
Anovvo piece of fwustwation, about the vewy same goil.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/25/2003
Ignition Remix Remix reviews
A parody of pedophile boy's (R.Kelly's) song "Ignition (remix". It's done syllable for syllable, read it while you listen to the song, that should enhance the experience.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/23/2003
Ode to Ian Mackay reviews
A poem I wrote to the family of a god friend whose dad died recently. R.I.P.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/23/2003
Owchies! hehe reviews
This is a little shkibbidy I tossed up after having surgery on my neck with no anaesthetic. I sweat rather profusely due to the pain. It's not a great poem, but jam sandwiches are funny to play with.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/23/2003
Please? reviews
Can I get a witto wuv? Pweeeeze?
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2003
One reviews
I don't mean all of this, the subject of the poem is sweet to me, I am just feeling demoralized because of my own inadequacies leading to my failure.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/21/2003
How the H? reviews
A poem about my complete hopelessness with my undeniable desire.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2003
Aprenticeship reviews
My aristic aspirations and my hope of achieving them.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/19/2003
She's Muh Buh'er! reviews
Butter = Subject of Affection. Margerine = Former Subject of Affection
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/19/2003
The Dolphin reviews
I'm a dolphin. My socks have holes in them.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/19/2003
Shittin' in the Tub reviews
This poem is about my tendency to deficate in the bathtub.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2003