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Author has written 5 stories for Love, Humor, Life, and General.

How I wish my Biology teacher would teach all the time:

“Okay, class, take a look at these two glucose molecules on the screen. This is Mary Glucose, and this is Buddy Glucose. They meet in a dark alley somewhere and decide to get married. Mary says, “Okay, since for all relationships to work we have to both give up something. I’m going to give up a hydrogen atom from my OH bond.” So she gives it up, and then she says to Buddy, “Now you have to give up more than I do, since I have more invested in this relationship than you do.” So Buddy says, “All right, I’ll give up an OH ion.” Once this is done, they put the hydrogen and OH ion together in a little savings bond to make a H2O molecule. Mary takes her little oxygen atom—it’s a ring from one of her previous marriages—and Mary and Buddy Glucose are married. They now change their married name to Maltose (grain sugar), a disaccharide. This is called dehydration reaction.

“Now, as everyone knows, relationships that start out in dark alleys never last. Soon Mary and Buddy are fighting and Mary says, “This isn’t working. Let’s separate.” So she takes back her little ring, and then they take out the H2O molecule they put away earlier, and both parties take what they gave in the first place. Then Mary takes back her maiden name, so she’s a Glucose again. This divorce is called hydrolysis.”

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Dear Imagination by holiday road reviews
written 2007
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/25/2018 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Never The Same Again by twisted little secret reviews
A band of six mismatched youths take in a small shy dark haired boy. Love lust and intrigue abound, and the bonds between family and friends will be tested as a whirlwind romance begins. Will contain homosexuality and gender bending! New chapter 13/08/11
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,749 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 9/4/2005
Kylie Morrison: Untouchable by holiday road reviews
written in 2006
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
Three words: I HATE MEN! by BitCh FiT reviews
Here's the deal: I never liked guys, and never will. I just had bfs to satisfy my parents. SO what happens when after all the work i put into staying in a convent all my life is turned upside down? Havoc reeks through, that's what.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/10/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005
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Death of a Wasp reviews
As the title says... An introspective piece, to record a small event that is significant in its own way.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
To Fear the Tiger reviews
“My name is Jien, of the Li Family,” she wrote in large painstaking characters, ignoring how the tip of her pen roughly scored the paper and smeared ink all over her fingers. “I am 7 years old, and I don’t want to die.” A young girl's epiphany.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Too Pretty to Live
A young stranger writes the eulogy of a girl he barely knew...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Published: 1/28/2006
John's Life reviews
John was a guy who wanted to get through life easily. When an accident happens and he is accused of being gay, his life may just become harder until he learns to accept that Life doesn't always turn out like you'd want it to...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005
Crying with the Rain
It's best they part, but somehow she just can't let go... How did it go so wrong?...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Published: 7/17/2005