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Joined 12-21-03, id: 389046
Author has written 15 stories for General, General, Haiku, Life, Love, and Humor.
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Amarante Funerary reviews
A mortician lamenting his lot in life, and exposition of a strange man's life. (Humor)
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/14/2005
Initial Assessment: 1847 Vista De La Cumbre reviews
Property manager takes a look at a condemned house- the grandmother died. (Pretty funny, regardless of the title)
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/14/2005
the five incantations reviews
question your life, but dowse your poetry in gasoline. capitalization is a luxury i can't afford
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/20/2004
It is Written reviews
Sarcastic critique of America with a beat-esque structure
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/11/2004
Benevolent Oddities
Angsty older piece of work that I did- has some worthwhile lines.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Published: 12/23/2003
Billy Wavesickle and his Lovers of Death reviews
A spoof of Romeo and Juliet (I wrote it 4 years ago, so the form isn't perfected, but it's still very funny-
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/23/2003
The January Hare reviews
A nature haiku... with an strange twist! (epic saga with many chapters to come- tune in to find out what happens to Mr. Hare, PG for violence)
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 12/22/2003
Black Sheets reviews
When you're secluded and working too hard...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/22/2003
Valerie reviews
Heartfelt diatribe and rant in open form regarding a strange love affair. R for profanity and sexual content.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/22/2003
DaisyApril reviews
April's innocence lost as we ran. New poem, please R&R- a more experimental poem for me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/21/2003
Voices and Strings reviews
A spiritual and emotional account of life, the universe, and everything.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12/21/2003
Shittake reviews
For my fungal life.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/21/2003
The Child and the Water reviews
A short tale of a boy raised by monks, and his startling and touching revelations.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/21/2003
Postmodern Apology reviews
A sarcastic critique of postmodernism. (really kinda funny)
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2003
Sublimation reviews
My delusions of grandeur with a touch of humor
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/21/2003