Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.

That was the first thing I saw when I opened my cell phone. The number was unknown and they wouldn't tell me who they were, but I replied to the text message anyways. One shot

Mary Sues, Cliches, Stupid Villans, Reviewers, Bad Logic and anything else I can think of that bugs me about today's stories. If something's bugging you, chances are you'll find it here. Now with Worldbuilding. Topic suggestions welcome! Reviews returned.

Rani is trying to figure out how to tell her boyfriend she loves him. Problem is, it's such an overused phrase that it's spawned millions of cheesy Hallmark cards, romance novels, and movies. //REMOVED//

That darn boy with the disgusting mayo on his fries... it's all his fault. All his fault. Rated T for language

Some may not realize how hard it is having a learning disabled brother, but I understand perfectly. He's still human.

DISCONTINUED: When a strange girl washes up on the beach beside Ethan and James farm, it is their job to find out who she is...and how to return her home. Based on a New Zealand myth.

I name strangers. It's a hobby. Sparkly Belt Kid could be my greatest namegiving creation yet! And, by the way, is it just me who, whenever I say I love you to someone my friends go Not again?

Have you ever had one of those days where NOTHING seemed to be going right? Yeah, that's just how I feel. Written for Creative Writing. Got an awesome grade on it.

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