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Joined 12-22-03, id: 389217
Author has written 13 stories for Romance, Horror, Life, Fantasy, Religion, General, Fable, and Sci-Fi.

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Vital information:

Name: Amanda

Age: 16 (Junior)

From: A tiny little po-dunk town in Alaska.

Enojys: Reading, writing, drawing, playing DDR, and flinging tuna-filled socks into trees.


Story Update Info:

- (9/19) READ ME!!! -- Ok, so you know how I'm supposed to be focusing all my energies on Austere Academy to get it done? Well, it turns out that school's a lot more time consuming than I remembered. So, I'll be... Um... Working on it. Have faith in me. You can still email me with suggestions, too.

-- (10.14)UPDATE? -- I think I'm going to go write something right now... I was inspired by all your lovely reviews. I've no idea what I'm updating... But it'll be something!


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Thoughts Without Words by Saint Anger reviews
[MM SLASH] When Nate, a mischievous, troublesome mental patient, meets Robbie, the introverted new admit, it throws life in the ward entirely off balance. Not that there was much mental balance to begin with. [MM SLASH]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,199 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 1/29/2004
Spontaneity by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Once Upon a Time, a handsome Crown Prince set his sights on a visiting princess with the unique condition of being…well, male. And, if the supposed princess is kept away from sugar and pointy things, chances are they’ll live Happily Ever After.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 149,117 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/16/2003
Moving On by Esquirella reviews
COMPLETE WARNING: MxM content. Yaoi, slash, shounen ai, all of it Sequel to Take Me From This Pain: Brian's Story. Trent's turn at love has finally come! Chap. 47: HUGE NEWS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 93,132 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Complete
Don't Scratch N' Sniff The Stickers, Darling by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] For SerialXLain: Sammie and Tye like fucking in public establishments, wearing orange eye-liner, and John Wayne. But really, who doesn’t?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/20/2005
Gold and Silver by Sammi-Rose reviews
Orion is a mage and in order to free her friend Cosette from a last chance prison sentence must find something special for the nephew of Dracula. Rated M for sexual content!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2005
Cynicism by Lost Again reviews
[MM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,487 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 5/10/2004
Dreams UnPursued by Squeaks the Jester reviews
Complete . Catalogues the story of a young incubus torn between two lovers, one can teach him to control his power, the other can save him from them. M/M
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 57,665 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005
Onegai by Sugar Coated Lemons reviews
Haru and Chase are two high school students who grew up together, being forced to live together during their parents' vacation. Romance blossoms, but they meet an unexpected present along the way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,814 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005
Angel Part One: Hell by Azrael's Servant reviews
Banished into the darkness with no way out, how can he possibly survive? (Warning: contains male/male situations)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,468 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 6/9/2004
Klutz Toxic Butterfly by Silvae reviews
A group of gay college students are making their way through life - in their own eccentric ways. Smashing music, tattoos, hate and love; need I say more? [SLASH M/M]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,395 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 1/27/2004
Rational Insanity by Malicious Scars reviews
Alex, recently commited to Lankford Mental Institution, faces the grim possibility of having a family composed of obsessive compulsives, manic depressives, and 1 very gender challened boy. (ALL RE-TYPED. M/M. R&R. I reciprocate.)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,622 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004
Bloody Symphony by KillingProphet reviews
M/M.The three have only known each other for a year. Practicing in secrete as a love for each other grows but two of them are loving each other more then the other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 9/28/2004
Grim Pickings by KasaiKannuki reviews
What happens when you cross an insane man living in an abandoned gay bar with society? Bad things. [rating for later chapters]
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,514 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 3/7/2004
What would you do? by Androgynously Poetic reviews
What would you do if you found yourself 'in love' with your twin? Warning: m/m, SLASH, yaoi-not to mention incest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,670 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/16/2004 - Published: 1/14/2004
Next Exit Cradle of Bones by Silvae reviews
She came to one photo and stopped, tracing a fingernail over the picture. "Who is he" I asked. "Your father." ... "What happened to him" ... "I put a pregnant black widow in his bed. He didn't wake up." [slash m/m brother incest]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2004
Handle with Care by Quatorze reviews
Fonzo has acted oblivious long enough, and now Shaun is determined to find out some answers... Oneshot, sidestory to 'Mount Robillard', contains homosexuality.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,958 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Complete
Aphotica by trepidation reviews
Into my dreams each night I venture into another body. I live as a series of abused and insane young girls, leaving a trail of blood in my wake. CH13 NOW UP! Finally...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,485 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 6/30/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003
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Where is the universe? reviews
Is it such a scary question...? Maybe so. This's a quick little story that makes you think a bit. Enjoy.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Cheesy Sleaze reviews
[m/m slash & graphic violence] What would you do if a suicidal, homeless, gay guy who you met at therapy was stalking YOU?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,930 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/29/2004
Stubborn Suppositions reviews
This is a poem inspired by Charles Baudelaire, and the first decent one I've written in a long time. It's from the point of view of a dead man who's watching an angry caretaker mishandle his body. Enjoy.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/8/2005
The Princess, the Stableboy, and the Lesbian reviews
An adventurous Princess, a gullible stableboy, and an outcasted lesbian... Together, what will they become?
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2005
Darkened Thoughts reviews
When the shadowy side of your mind takes over.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/23/2005
Austere Academy reviews
[f/f SLASH] A shy girl ends up getting sent to a bording school across the country. Her new roommate is a promiscuois lesbian. Could this be love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,824 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 4/8/2004
Sight Unknown reviews
Complete darkness, strange creatures, puzzling visions... Can she escape?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/21/2004
In Sanity reviews
What really makes you insane? Some person who happens to have gone to school for a large number of years? How do they -really- know? What gives them the right to decide?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/2/2004
My Tiny LIttle Secret reviews
This's one of the very few religious things I write, and I'd love you forever if you gave me your opinion of it.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2004
The World's Sorrowful Reverberations reviews
Oh the ways we as adolescents, dealing with what we do, distract ourselves...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/19/2004
A Stroll's Happenings reviews
This can either be interpreted as a children's poem, or a rather insane person's fantasy land...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/19/2004
Laughter and Lies reviews
They'll be a part of me always, this laughter and these lies, and stay with me always, forever traping me in my demise...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004
Unseen Penalties reviews
Let's see... This's mainly about a boy who gives out his own punishment to all he thinks have done him wrong. And, how he penalized one person more than he could have ever imagined. I love this story. [Short Story]
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/11/2004