Sir Exal
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Joined 12-30-03, id: 390265
Author has written 9 stories for Romance, General, Mystery, Fantasy, Thriller, Manga, Life, and Love.
Last Update: 1/27/07

Greetings. I am Sir Exal, formerly Dark Philosopher and rather purpleprose writer. (If you don't know what that is, look it up and take heart you leaned something today.) I've changed the name to make it the same as my name elsewhere.

If you're here, you're probably a fan of my newest and most ambitious story, Double-Sided Zander. If not, feel free to enjoy my older stories, but be warned I won't continue them...probably. I was a MUCH different person back then.

If you're reading this, it means I've finally posted that I edited Tracks 1-6 of DSZ. I'm pretty happy with 7 and 8 as is, but still might edit them a bit; however, that will be after Track Ten comes up.


Woo! I have character sketches! They have moved to the DSZ forum, with added comments! Go check it out!


Coming projects...

Full-Fledged Forest Queen, or F3Q as I call it. The title of this is a funny story; I was telling my family about the Uncyclopedia Article for Anime, and gave its line that to make an anime, one has to put several words that have nothing to do with one another, such as Neon Genesis Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop, Gundam Wing Seed, Toaster Fedora Hologram, and Bleach, for the title. DSZ and favs of mine, Alpha Team Alpha and Love Stop Love Puppet Frenzy fall into that category as well. My brother piped up with "Full-Fledged Forest Queen!" And all I could think of is that it sounded pretty cool. The story: Marlith is a member of GAIA, an organinzation dedicated to rescuing the few of the pristine, natural resourse-rich areas of a post-apocolypse Earth remaining...and protecting them with well-armed cybernetic shellsuits. Add in a loving boyfriend, bloodthirsty animals, evil bandits, jealous rival Skye, and a destiny even Marlith couldn't imagine. To come sometime...I have never had so much trouble starting a story...I think that's good.

The Hanged Men or... Dea Ex Machina--What exactly do a young superhero, a teenage hacker, a space pirate, a clumsy servant android, an adventuring archeologist, a mecha pilot, a talking orange elephant, a vampire demon hunter, a special forces agent, an elven princess and a pair of star-crossed lovers have to do with each other? They're out to save countless fictional worlds from never reaching their climaxes! ...That is, if they can avoid killing each other... Oh, and yes, I did mean Dea.

The Short Love Life of Zamora Weavair--Actually, I probably won't post this until I'm much farther in DSZ. Zamora, the teenage lovelorn zombie, may never find a guy for her...And a handsome man named Vincent may never let love in.

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Alpha Team Alpha by Stephentchel reviews
At a training facility for genetically engineered teenage soldiers, a cadet with the lowest performance rating is assigned to a team composed of the most elite students - who happen to all be girls. A pure geek fantasy.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,099 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/17/2004
Life Is Beautiful by arachibutyrophobia reviews
Story taken down due to piracy concerns. My apologies.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2134 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
Ghost Girl by MeatLips reviews
To Yumiko Takajima, a cybergenic assassin, and one of the deadliest killers on the planet, going to highschool meant learning how to be human again. Now some of her past sins seem to be catching up to her forcing her to learn a new lesson. How to protect.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 179,465 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/23/2006
My Five Gentlemen by Ferngully reviews
"Inverse Harem Anime" Nina was an ordinary girl until five strange, but cute alien guys start living in (and ruining) her house! Now she has to deal with a demon thief, a prince, a knight, a musician, and a galaxy police officer - not to mention a two-hea
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,405 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 8/28/2005
A God's Toy by Mistress Mai Lynn reviews
Thomas Eric Rivers suffers from the lost memories of an abusive mother and with the knowledge that he loved her for it. Now, stuck in a world of magic and suffocation, he has to cope with being the prized toy of gods.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,853 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 7/23/2005
The Dream of Reality by Virage reviews
Vin is a writer trying his hand at a romance comedy. Suddenly, one of his characters comes to life. As he tries to make sense of it all, things get really weird. It's then he realizes he's no longer the author of his story. CURRENTLY UNDER RE-EDITING
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 114,471 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Möbius Strip by lesseninglessons reviews
COMPLETE. Seven people. One city. An infinity of secrets.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 103,266 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006
Once Under a Blue Moon by Shdwphoenix reviews
So. There’s this guy I like. I think he likes me, too. The only minor technical detail?... I’m a werewolf, and that doesn’t exactly scream compatibility.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,784 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 4/13/2006
GRIM by L.F. DiBello reviews
In an alternate earth, creatures called Reapers, with special powers, stalk the earth killing humans that they are assigned to. To keep these superpowered beings under control, a special police force is needed. Please R&R. I'll return the favor!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,920 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006
Luckless, Anonymous by arachibutyrophobia reviews
Story taken down due to plaigarism concerns. My apologies..]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/26/2007
FLUNK by ainedamdz reviews
I'm Kentoshi Narusana, 15 y/o, male, and only 152 cm. I hate being short. But all that's going to change the moment I step out of a wishing booth. Meet the new Kentoshi... 15 y/o, still 152 cm, but now... female! SUSPENDED
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,424 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 8/29/2006
The Crest of Ares by Mewlon reviews
A long time ago, Ares, the God of War created a crest that fell from Mount Olympus. Centuries later, a tournament is held to win the Crest. It's up to Hiro and his friends to win.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006
Eat by Cheeseraptor5 reviews
Does it make you happy, doing what you do? Does it satisfy you to eat your fellow man, to devour and mutilate their bodies and shame their very souls? Absolutely not for the squeamish or faint of heart.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,346 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Complete
Online by Terran of Legion reviews
...Raven51
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 1/22/2004
Camp Everybody Dies by Michael the Seer reviews
A group of obnoxious people go to Camp Everybody Dies and are killed. Rating may go up later.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2005 - Published: 2/10/2005
Running From Fear by MystikFears reviews
Tama thought she was normal. But when she saw Monique Cunnings die in a dream she had figured it all out. She could watch as a serial killer kills his victim. Can she save the vicims in her visions? Or will she become a vicim?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/21/2004 - Published: 3/30/2004
Horror Story It could happen to you! by soulwings reviews
UPDATED! Minnie is a great writer and a member of writernet.com. However, when she reviews Dude21's horror story, strange things start happening. Who is threatening her? Who is Dude21? Read and find out! sccccaaaarrrryyyyy...it could happen to you! :p
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 9/23/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004
Bloody Rose by anu89 reviews
A man feels that it is his duty to punish the sins of certain women. So when he sees fit he punishes those who wrong him. But what happens when the tables turn? Please R&R
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,893 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 9/10/2003
Hi, my name is Your Past by EithneAmmadon reviews
What would you do if you were the Past? R&R, please! (I'm no good with summaries, so forgive me)
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2004
Fear by Kitty Paisley reviews
School. One of the first things we had done in class.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2004
Eleven by Destroying Angel reviews
Dark, heavy use of langauge. A semi-realistic thriller set in london, check it out. A/N any notes or thought are supposed to be in italics, but my comp is tweaked so it didnt translate properly.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2004 - Published: 4/3/2004
Grade One by Adrian Alvarez reviews
This is the story of a university teacher who finds himself out of a job and forced to teach grade one. Feedback please.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2004
Drowning by iolaus' gal reviews
well...you'll just have to be interested enough to find out ;)
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2004
Diary of a Killer by JessieRose reviews
Megan and Becca have made a mistake in a moment of madness. But can they live up to the consequences? This is Megan's Diary of a Killer. Megan has just confessed to her mum in a heated arguement. Her mum has walked out...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,445 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 1/22/2004
Incognito by Invisible Kid reviews
This is a terrorist situation kinda of story. Unfinished.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2004
Darkness, darkness by PussyKat reviews
"Murder. Murder. The most beautiful word in the English language..." This is Rose's story. Somewhat dark and disturbing. Please read.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,708 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/2/2004 - Published: 10/17/2003
Reunion by JWMP reviews
This is my first attempt at a horror story. Strange things start to happen to Chris Adams during a séance to contact his deceased brother. But his brother comes back in a way Chris could never have imagined. And his brother wants only one thing. Revenge.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 2/14/2004
The Last Notritkin by kjrsten reviews
Baby Brita is the first Notritkin in 1,000 years. Her special ability is coveted by Humans and Elves alike. R&R!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2004
Puns by kitt reviews
(Part 1 of Ongoing Series: Things Written at Work in a Fit of Boredom) An old interview, caught on tape but never aired, proves that laughter is not always the best medicine. Sometimes, it's poison.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/16/2003
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DoubleSided Zander reviews
Zander has girl problems. Six of them. One has an imaginary boyfriend, one thinks she's a holy priestess, one's hyper and nymphomaniacal, one's a secretive mad scientist, one's bossy and obsessive, and one's...green. What good can come from this?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,883 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006
My Prayer
Said before going to bed.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Published: 9/26/2006
To Keep
But I have promises...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Published: 9/26/2006
Internet Compliments reviews
What if someone on the internet, here on Fictionpress, even, liked you? I mean liked you too much? This is Puggsy's story of that... you may never go on the internet again...Chap. 2... Puggsy IMs a friend... R&R!
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004
Film Club reviews
I'm back! Two boys witness a horrible crime. But will either of them testify...or even live to the next day? R&R, NOW!
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2004
The Zodiac Circle reviews
It's a cliché, I know... Anyway, it's about a girl and her circle of friends she has not yet met going off to fight evil... Did I mention they had the power of the Zodiac? Read and Review, and do that to my other stories. Chapter 2: The Water-Bearer u
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 1/22/2004
Born in Darkness reviews
...Living in darkness, such is the fate of the ninja. But when a ninja falls head-over-heels with someone born and living in light, what will happen? And what happens when one of them makes a fatal choice? R&R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003
A Victor Deane Mystery The Mysterious Mermaids reviews
O.K... the title sucks... but give it a chance. I added a new chapter and redid the teaser. About a dead body washed up on the beach...and a kid wanting to figure it out. R&R PLEASE!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2004 - Published: 12/31/2003
Near Death reviews
Improved and Õless!What happens when a young girl sees death at his job? Can Death be able to show her how death can be beneficial? Very
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/31/2003
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