Last Update: 1/27/07

Greetings. I am Sir Exal, formerly Dark Philosopher and rather purpleprose writer. (If you don't know what that is, look it up and take heart you leaned something today.) I've changed the name to make it the same as my name elsewhere.

If you're here, you're probably a fan of my newest and most ambitious story, Double-Sided Zander. If not, feel free to enjoy my older stories, but be warned I won't continue them...probably. I was a MUCH different person back then.

If you're reading this, it means I've finally posted that I edited Tracks 1-6 of DSZ. I'm pretty happy with 7 and 8 as is, but still might edit them a bit; however, that will be after Track Ten comes up.

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Woo! I have character sketches! They have moved to the DSZ forum, with added comments! Go check it out!

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Coming projects...

Full-Fledged Forest Queen, or F3Q as I call it. The title of this is a funny story; I was telling my family about the Uncyclopedia Article for Anime, and gave its line that to make an anime, one has to put several words that have nothing to do with one another, such as Neon Genesis Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop, Gundam Wing Seed, Toaster Fedora Hologram, and Bleach, for the title. DSZ and favs of mine, Alpha Team Alpha and Love Stop Love Puppet Frenzy fall into that category as well. My brother piped up with "Full-Fledged Forest Queen!" And all I could think of is that it sounded pretty cool. The story: Marlith is a member of GAIA, an organinzation dedicated to rescuing the few of the pristine, natural resourse-rich areas of a post-apocolypse Earth remaining...and protecting them with well-armed cybernetic shellsuits. Add in a loving boyfriend, bloodthirsty animals, evil bandits, jealous rival Skye, and a destiny even Marlith couldn't imagine. To come sometime...I have never had so much trouble starting a story...I think that's good.

The Hanged Men or... Dea Ex Machina--What exactly do a young superhero, a teenage hacker, a space pirate, a clumsy servant android, an adventuring archeologist, a mecha pilot, a talking orange elephant, a vampire demon hunter, a special forces agent, an elven princess and a pair of star-crossed lovers have to do with each other? They're out to save countless fictional worlds from never reaching their climaxes! ...That is, if they can avoid killing each other... Oh, and yes, I did mean Dea.

The Short Love Life of Zamora Weavair--Actually, I probably won't post this until I'm much farther in DSZ. Zamora, the teenage lovelorn zombie, may never find a guy for her...And a handsome man named Vincent may never let love in.