Crazy Chick Mia
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Joined 12-30-03, id: 390390
Author has written 32 stories for Fantasy, Mythology, War, Nature, Life, General, Fantasy, Love, Haiku, Horror, Humor, Humor, General, Family, and Action.

I don't mind critisim, picking out spelling errors, making suggestions. But please, don't insult me or my style. Things and bits, sure, but if you don't like the STYLE with which I right, too bad, get over it, either read it or go find an author to your taste. I'm not going to change HOWI write for the few people who don't like the way I set things out.

A little bit about me:

Country: Australia
Personality:When I last updated this I said I was a happy person. Well, now I'm sick of all the idiots in my school and annoying people who bother my group, so I an evilinsane person now!

Interests: Horses (own five), animals, reading, writing, poetry, getting good grades, surfing the Interent, RPGs, fansites, fanfiction (reading, not really writing) anything fantasy. Did I mention horses and fantasy? -grins-

Fav Movies: Shrek, Jurassic Park 3, Con Air

Fav Books: The Lions Game (Nelson DeMille), The Silver Brumby's Grandson (Elyne Mitchel), By The Sword (Mercedes Lackey), Conan Chronicals 1 & 2(Robert Jordan), Honored Enemy (Raymond Feist & William Forstchen), The Wolf and the Dove (can't remember author!)

Fav Music: Country (Garth Brooks, Chris Ledoux, The Highwaymen, Trisha Yearwood, Slim Dusty, Toby Keith, Martina McBride), Rock (The Eagles, Green Day)

Fav Peeps: Spike (William the Bloody), Draco Malfoy, Jack Sparrow, John Corey (The Lions Game by Nelson DeMille), Tobias (Animorphs)

10/10/1005

Didja know I haven't been on here since the 24th of the 3rd 2004? Heh.

~~~My Disclaimer~~~

This is mine. No, it's not yours
Why would you want to steal?
Email me anytime, friendly like
And I'm sure we can make a deal!

But just so you know, just incase
If you go ahead and decide to take
You'll end up in more than trouble
Do you realize how much is at stake?

So yes, everything here is copyright
I've put a great deal of effort in
I do love this work very much
And to thieve, anyway, is a sin!

And if you do have time, please review
I would appreciate it oh-so-much
The only thing, which I think I've made clear.
You may look, but never touch!

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Midnight Sun by M. Fitzgerald reviews
Sorn is an outcast; he has nothing but his blades and his horse to carry him through life. He has returned home to reclaim his honor but instead discovers and unpleasant surprise. Now he is forced to choose between his people and the world he loves.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 94,311 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 12/24/2003
Want it all back by M. Fitzgerald reviews
Guilty until proven innocent, David is accused of a crime he didn’t commit but the police aren’t inclined to believe him.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,017 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 12/29/2003
Child of Fire by Drelfinya reviews
Have you ever wondered about shapeshifters? How about the Elements? Since when were they related? Welcome to the world of the Six.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,818 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004
Victoria’s Secret by M. Fitzgerald reviews
Nerd + Lingerie= One funny situation. The eternally awkward vampire John is set on a mission to buy sexy underwear for his girlfriend. He needs some help. Badly.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2004 - Published: 3/9/2004
Lonely Porcelain Doll by xLecta reviews
About a lonely porcelain doll sitting by herself on a high shelve. She gets so lonley beacuse the little girl won't play with her that her beautiful porcelain face turnes to stone. (just edited..really proud of it now)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2004
Real Sex by M. Fitzgerald reviews
Jim and his crew are on the streets of New York interviewing people for the show ‘Real Sex’, unfortunately he runs into a few people who are stranger than your average New Yorker.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2003 - Published: 11/10/2002
ID by M. Fitzgerald reviews
If vampires are perpetually youthful, does that mean they have to spend the rest of eternity showing ID if they want to buy cigarettes? Such is John’s problem.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/15/2003
Strange Bedfellows by M. Fitzgerald reviews
David wakes up with some unwanted company. Life as a wererat is never dull, or normal.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/27/2003
The Yule Gist by M. Fitzgerald reviews
The holidays are stressful for normal people, and Elwyn’s never been very good at controlling his anger... Mall adventures with the world’s weirdest family.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/21/2002
Bunkmate by M. Fitzgerald reviews
Keii is a normal every day assassin, but he’s regrettably stuck with a new roommate who happens to be very insane and he’s not really sure if he can survive being her bunkmate.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/14/2002
Parent Teacher Night by M. Fitzgerald reviews
Parent Teacher Night with the lovely Death Family.(Complete)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/26/2002
MultiPack by M. Fitzgerald reviews
It is a place most men fear to go, but Elwyn does not flinch away from danger. He is willing to brave the perilous feminine hygiene aisle for his wife and daughters.(Complete)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/14/2002
Rat Cakes by M. Fitzgerald reviews
Come on! It's called Rat-Cakes, isn't that reason enough to want to read it!? Well it's got Elwyn and David in it and... Rat-Cakes.(Complete)
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/4/2002
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I Shall Ride reviews
This is my new story, written in a non-rhyming poem style. Kinda weird, I do know. It is about a man, charged with treason, trying to save his wife and self. But, is he guilty or innocent?
Fiction: Action - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/29/2004
Endless Nights reviews
This created itself in maths. Just a little non-rhyming poem (my second) about a nightmare. I quite like it.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/27/2004
How Dare They! reviews
Sweet Annoyance Series. Okay, they're five years olds, but the series is still gonna be romance ;) How Will-i-yum and his little 'friend' meet! Complete
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/22/2004
Oh Sweet Annoyance reviews
A VERY short new flash fic of my two newest characters. Very short, but really just an into about them. More stories coming about this latest pair! Complete
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2004
Below Human Medicine reviews
The sequel to Above Human Law. This time from the viewpoint of a young human man, trying to find a cure for his sick wife - has he run into more than he bargained for? WIP
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2004
Stairway To Heaven
Some person has found out they're going to Heaven! This one is kinda serious, while I'm thinking of writing a more...humerous version as well!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Published: 1/8/2004
If My Pets Were Actors
Just how I can see my three horses, dog, cat and their four-legged friends if they were human actors on a movie set - noooooooo! Complete - as it's ever gonna be
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Published: 1/7/2004
Copyright!
Lol, the poetic version of the ol' steal-and-die story!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Published: 1/6/2004
CrazyChickMia's Equine Elegence Collection
A collection of different poems about horses. I intend to add as time goes along!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 305 - Published: 1/5/2004
Above Human Law reviews
A vampiress is above the law...in more ways than one. Complete, but needs some more work
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/5/2004
Twilight reviews
A stupidly loooong poem about how twilight came to be =) its bad, i know! >
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/4/2004
If Only reviews
Plz plz people...my second to last verse is petty bad. Can someone R&R and help me fix it? If only... -dodges rotten fruit- hehe, lol =P
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2004
My Lady Angel reviews
Argh...and summary I give will kinda ruin it...so, please R&R for me, because I think I did a good job on this one!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/3/2004
It Is A Hungry Dragon
I don't think this one needs a summary...
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Published: 1/3/2004
So Many Are Dying reviews
So many are dying, so many are crying, is it really worth the pain?
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/3/2004
Nocturnal reviews
not sure if this haiku is about a vampire, a wolf or some other night creature, lol!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/2/2004
Lovers Rocks
On our station there are some rocks, and years ago two would meet there...I don't know if this poem is completely true, but it's close enough!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Published: 1/2/2004
Moonlit Night reviews
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/2/2004
Praying For Rain
A man of the land, he is alone, watching over his starving stock and praying for rain before it's too late...very heartfelt 'cuz I lived on a station for twelve years, and have seen my own fathers pain upon watching what he loves suffer in a drought...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Published: 1/1/2004
The Night Is Ours reviews
[Hardly PG...just being safe] the night is theirs to rule and to hunt...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/1/2004
Vampire's Day reviews
the night of mortals is a vampires day...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/1/2004
Beautiful Rose reviews
A beautiful young girl, who had had tormented soul that no one saw...until it was too late.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/1/2004
My Cold Gray Cell reviews
What kinda of poetry would an inmate right?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/31/2003
I Plead Guilty reviews
A rather humrous poem about a guilty criminal!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/31/2003
Unnoticed Demise reviews
How the death of a street rat can go unnoticed.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/31/2003
Die Another Day
I wrote a poem called Beautiful Rose, about a girl commiting suicide. This is a poem to balance the scales, where the person in the poem holds on, and makes it through the dark.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Published: 12/31/2003
Follow Your Dreams reviews
A poem about life being hard, but holding onto your dreams
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/31/2003
Calm Before A Storm
and the land is silent as the storm clouds form...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Published: 12/31/2003
War reviews
Just a small poem about the price of war
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/31/2003
Just Keep Running reviews
She is running for her life from the supernatural...but is this a race she can win? Complete -for now-
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,555 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/31/2003
Spirit Stallion reviews
A young Indian boy learns of the mythical Spirit Stallion, who transport the souls of those passed into the Sky...where his own father waits Complete
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2003
Welcome to Nightmare reviews
The restless spirit of a dead girl traps the living in her nightmarish world, where they fade away into nothing...can the latest victim find away to escape before it's too late? Complete
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/30/2003