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Joined 01-02-04, id: 390899
Author has written 9 stories for Romance, Humor, General, and Young Adult.

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Life as a Teenage Slack Alice

Philadelphia is a fifteen-year-old girl who lives in England and aspires to move to America and become a famous actress! Only problem: her mum won't let her go to the US and she's now known as a bisexual and a Lesbian Hunter by her stupid brother's sexy mates. Not to mention the little kid next door thinks she's a catch, her friends are less than interested in what she has to say, her new hobby in her miserable life is to lie in letters to some sad-sap living in America, and she's constantly forced to try and befriend a cat obsessed girl who's never seen the light of day and has what appears to be a rather oily comb-over. How does Philadelphia survive such a TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, BADDY-BAD life? Awkwardly...

It's a Gerbil's World

And you thought your family was weird? Jacey O'Neil is just your average sarcastic, angst-driven fifteen year old girl, except for one thing: She's got the strangest, most eccentric family of eight on the whole block and she's less than satisfied to have to share a house with any of them. She's got a sister who lives in Africa and specializes in sock puppets, an older brother who just won't stop winning prizes for The Most Ultimate of All Ultimate Nerds, another older brother who enjoys torturing fifteen year old girls and giving his sibling swirlies in the toilet, an awkward kid who just might as well not be part of the family, and a younger brother who believes he's a leech and expresses it with pride... And very sharp teeth. But that's not where all the madness ends, oh no! The insanity continues with the leaders of the whole operation, Jacey's parents. With a dad who won't shut up about drills and a mom who plans on becoming a librarian in a cat library it's no wonder Jacey's never asked to be driven to school. How could things get any worse? Well, Jacey's family has just been invited up to boring old Roseburg, Oregon for one hell of a crackpot family reunion.

Murgatroid

Having been bound to a title that would condemn him to death and being forced to hide away in the shadows of a city will ultimately leave a boy crawling on his hands and his knees...
A story of futuristic peril and outcasts, Murgatroid is a tale written to attempt to revive the fair-mindedness of acceptance and weed out the very considerations of generalizations, prejudice, and stereotypes.

Trainspotting Spotters

Most children in the world live life to the fullest: chasing fat, muddy frogs in secretwater holes that they can call their own; playing dress-up, make-believe, and ‘house’, wearing their parent’s clothes and playing jovially with their friends; anticipating ‘story time’ with an excitement so true they could burst; enjoying every minute of the carnival roller coasters and the ice cream they were just bought; and dreaming offlying among the clouds like brilliantly colored birds. Some kids, however, grow up too fast, knowing nothing but the growing threats of violence, drugs, poverty, sex, and pain. For these kids, we pray. And send Hope.

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Just Point and Laugh by PinkaLaPonka reviews
Charlie Simmon's life is probably the most exciting, with humor creeping around every corner. Reading her diary, you just wanna point and laugh... at the little man outside your window doing the macarena. Oh wait, that's your dad.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,039 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004
Ginxes by PinkaLaPonka reviews
A new breed of Life.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2004
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Life As A Teenage Slack Alice reviews
Step into the life of Philly as she tries to prove she's anything but an anglophile, attempts to ensnare gorgeous blokes with her nonexistent chest, and battles countless wars with her great stupid lout of a brother.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,706 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 1/6/2004
Trainspotting Spotters reviews
Some children grow up too fast and are faced with the threats of violence, drugs, sex, and poverty. For these children we pray. And send HOPE.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,240 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 6/28/2004
Operate
The lives of the popular can be disturbing. Dare to operate?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,792 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005
It's A Gerbil's World reviews
Jacey O'Neil describes her life among six insane siblings and two very eccentric parents as a demented, obese child's version of hell. Yet when she's invited to a family reunion Jacey realizes she had no idea just how hellish her life could be.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/9/2005 - Published: 8/1/2004
Murgatroid reviews
Bound to a title that would condemn him to death and forced to hide away in the shadows of a city, the broken boy is left crawling on his hands and his knees...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2004
A Saga of Poetry reviews
This is where you leave your fears at the door, come gather round the fire and listen to the tales I have to tell.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004
Medium Impressions reviews
When Jeremy Schwarts is sent away to boarding school, it takes more than her fickle attitude to survive. She's got to learn how to use her determination, wit, manners and emotions to survive a whole year in Hell.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004
The Last Tree of My Valley reviews
Ever since Tristan's mother died and her father left in shock the only thing she has left for comfort is a single tree that she's known all her life. She's saved it from peril and it has saved her. But when great loss comes into Tristan's life again can
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/3/2004
Romiet and Julio reviews
Elizabeth is a Victorian beauty and daughter of a highly respected merchant in eastern Europe. But will Elizabeth's life be turned upside down when she both tells the world she aspires to be a female writer and falls for the most unlikely person?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,621 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004
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