Maldakar
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Joined 01-28-01, id: 39093
Author has written 7 stories for Sci-Fi, Humor, and Fantasy.
Greetings, i am Dan...a slightly insane 18yr old from Ireland. I was created on the third full moon of the equinox back in the underground chamber beneath Dublin. I was trained by a gay Shaolin Monk called Jim who thought me everything i know about martial arts...and then i was ready to face the outside world as a trained flower arranger. And so here i am...
Anyways hope you enjoy my work, as i write it all for the people of the world to enjoy...and feel free to review my shit cause basically i need guidance. Xie Xie.
Zaijien!
Dan.
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Last Stop Gas and Shop 3: Attack of the Sexbots
More trouble for the employees of Loopsmackaltack, thankfully it'll all come to an end after this...the pain is over! Tell me what ya think of them overall and if there should be more!!!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,384 - Published: 7/29/2002
Last Stop Gas and Shop 2: The Sequel
Zax and Co. are in a lot of trouble...not like they care though. If anyones actually reading these I'll be quite the happy author!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Published: 7/29/2002
Tales Of Adelpha - The Hunter
The hunt is on for a man that holds several powerful artefacts belonging to the Sorceress! Set before the War, this is a recent Tales Of Adelpha story. Enjoy!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,835 - Published: 7/29/2002
Tales Of Adelpha - Red
Red is a local town drunk who finds himself on another world faced with surviving the harsh world that is Adelpha. The War has begun. This is one of my first Adelpha stories which builds a small picture of the story to come. Enjoy!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Published: 7/29/2002
Last Stop Gas and Shop reviews
A gas station at the edge of our solar system...how boring eh?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2001
Feast Of Skin 2: Universal Plague reviews
The sequel to Feast Of Skin involves a different scenario. Earth is destroyed and now the remnants of humankind move to another planet but find that they have more troubles ahead...
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/5/2001
Feast Of Skin reviews
Just a quirky one off story, its a bit weird to tell you the truth...anyone want to know what the hell they are talkin about then email me at Mal[email protected]
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/2/2001