Author has written 269 stories for Life, Fantasy, Haiku, Nature, Family, Love, Song, General, Religion, Supernatural, Humor, War, Fantasy, Friendship, Humor, and School.
Hi. I'm looking to enter a poetry competition before the 1st of June 2007, and I would really appreciate any suggestions as to which poems (up to three) I should enter. If you've read a range of my work it would be a great help to get some feedback on which of my poems you like best from me. Thanks! ~Jo
NAME: Call me Jo.
FAVOURITE BANDS: Slipknot, Marilyn Manson, My Chemical Romance, Korn, HIM, Nirvana, Alice Cooper.
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Ran out of room on my favourite stories list, so everyone new goes here:
'I AM' TiEka Koniku
'The Pessimist' hamsta-gurl
'Talking To Myself' QueenVixta
'Peace Admist The Chaos' Duble-Helix (this one is amazing. I love it to death.)
'Silently Falling' Duble-Helix
'Love Or Lust' fen-the-ris
'The Ending' QueenVixta
'Into Nothing' QueenVixta
'Victorious Defeat' Duble-Helix
'My Family Tree' Freaky Person O.o
'Sweetest Dream of Nightmares' fen-the-ris
'Fly Away' The Flying Catmunk
'Phobia' Queen Vixta
'Why' HuRt-AnD-Al0nE (she says she wrote it in Science class, but it's too good to be written in SCIENCE!! I hate Science. I get too much work in Science to be able to tune out.)
'Modern Prayer' AboveTheSalt
'Love's Wound' Queen Vixta
'On The Pavement' pointythings
'After The Horizon' Mizu no Kokoro
I seriously recomend you check out Vernie, Duble-Helix and QueenVixta. They rock. (QueenVixta is also a very loyal reviewer. She rocks. Her writing rocks. Thanks Vix!)
Here are some of my favourite quotes (that do not belong to me unless I specify):
"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self."
"Oh what a tangeld web we weave, when first we practice to decieve."
"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them."
"You see things and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were and I say, 'Why not?'"
"Treat guys like universities; apply for more than one." (That one's mine.)
"You all laugh at me 'cause I'm different, I laugh at you 'cause you're all the same." (Got that one from Duble-Helix. I love it!!)
"I’m gonna bitch slap you so hard your unborn children will come out well behaved."
"Why is it that when we talk to God, we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schitzophrenic?"
"The saddest thing about life is that no one gets out of it alive."
When I die, I want to be eaten by stoned turtles.
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