Turtle Queen of Freeks
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Joined 01-08-04, id: 391866
Author has written 22 stories for Humor, General, Love, Humor, Fantasy, Young Adult, Friendship, Sci-Fi, Family, and Song.

Hey, yall! Please review! It makes me feel like I exist.

Gender: What do you think? In case you were wondering a queen is a girl!

Age: In my mind I'm old enough to be dead already. Of course, you're always old enough to be dead.

Sun Sign: My personality is Aquarius, but I was born a Pisces.

Hobbies: writing(duh!), asking crazy questions, rambling, swimming, coming up with strange words and phrases, and dancing like a psychotic person (especially in hallways!!!!!)

Likes: just about anything that includes a lot of sugar. Sugar inspires me. That's why my writing is so warped. convertible cars, mini-coopers (they so rock!!!), chaos, loud music, 80's music in general, and movies

Dislikes: the government, people who think that there is only one type of freak, stupidity, conspiracies, hypocrits, and neat freaks

Usernames that I use in random places: turtle_queenfreek, dolphingirl32202, hallwaydancerfreek(that's a new one!), tortugaloca101, and. . .dat's it. I thought there would be more than that. Drat.

1-15-05: I'm currently looking for interesting stuff to put on here so if you have any ideas, e-mail me. Or put it in a random review. Or something like that.

1-16-05: Hey. I posted Letting Go today. Glad I finally put up something about that. If you don't know what I mean, you should go read it. If you know what I mean, you've probably already read it, or you're about to read it.

2-21-05: I posted Hopefully Forgotten today. And for all the peoples that have actually read this thingy, here's a sneak peek at the future of said story. *looks around to see if anybody's listening* *whispers* Danae's name comes from Danae in Greek mythology. Danae (the Greek one) ended up locked in a tower, because her dear old dad heard a prophecy that his grandson would kill him. Sux to be her, don't it? So basically, Danae (the one in my story) is on the run from her dad who heard a prophecy that I haven't come up with yet.

8-27-05: I'm posting Ariel's story (which actually includes a bit of insight into Katherine as well). Both aforementioned characters are from MLD which you should already have read. *glares* I might be posting something with Amathe (new character. oo, aah) soon. *whispers* It may or may not be a comedy about pointy ears.

Random Questions: Have you ever considered becoming an organ donor? Why do you think humans are the species in charge if they're so gosh darned stupid? Do you think humans are stupid? Would you like me to prove that they are? Have you ever kissed a dog? Do you think that rats make good pets? Dog or cat? Dragon or unicorn? Dark or light? Angst or pseudo preppy? Have these questions made you think yet? Why or why not? What is your opinion on the educational system of today? Why do I have to do so much homework?!

Stuff I Think You Should Read:

Vampiric

Letting Go

Hopefully Forgotten

Stuck in the Nuthouse

My Living Death

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Child of the Night by DarknessIsWhatIBreath reviews
I was just a normal 16 year old girl with the love for vampires and witches.Never thought that love would turn deadly.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005
School Free Drug Zone by Alex Manche reviews
Friends from different parts of the globe spend most of the year together at bording school. Things have been pretty easy in the past but now they've all grown up and things seem to be getting a little bit out of controle!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,914 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005
View of Vampires by Pose For Me reviews
Chapter Twelve up! A mother with a secret. A vampire who knows what it is. A family that saves lives. A young man that takes lives. This is the story of how their lives all intertwine.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,896 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 10/20/2004 - Published: 9/20/2003
The Fantasy Chronicles! by Animagess reviews
In a world containing excessive amounts of capital letters, The Dark Coming has arrived quite unexpectedly. Now the kingdom's only hope are the Five Legendary Mystical Items, A Prophecy and The Chosen One. Sound familiar? Please review! CH. 16 UP!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,662 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 48 - Updated: 1/8/2004 - Published: 6/9/2003
Tears of the Innocent by Lemon Drop reviews
I was feeling betrayed when i wrote this ( i actually wrote it in school), and wheni got home, i decided to put it up. I'm no longer in that mood, though. r&r
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2002
Them by Angel Padfoot reviews
Not as corny as the title....Not about aliens!...First full poem I've written all summer...Reviews highly appreciated!!!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2001
Illusions Part 1 by Quicksilver reviews
Angel is being stalked...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2000
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Who am I? reviews
I wrote this in a fit of poetical boredom. I have no life.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/4/2005
Parallel reviews
Just something I thought of today whilst being philosophical.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/3/2005
Ariel's Story
This is from before/during I wrote MLD, but just for a little background on Ariel and Katherine, I thought I'd add it.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Published: 8/27/2005
Stuck in the Nuthouse reviews
After Jessica is sent to a mental facility, she starts having dreams. Is there a truth behind the nightmares she's learned to ignore?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005
My Living Death reviews
The life and times of a vampire. Supposedly finished although I'm still adding more stoof!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,916 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 1/18/2005
Hope reviews
A friend of mine just died of cancer. This is about that.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2005
Fading reviews
It's really long, but it is what it is. Apparently, the truth is long-winded.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/23/2005
Fear reviews
Have you ever seen things that weren't there, in the dark, in the night?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/25/2005
Hopefully Forgotten reviews
Eric and Marjral are on their way to find an adventure when they meet Danae, a runaway princess whose father has sent assassins to find her.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/21/2005
Hey, Dad reviews
This is about how I can't even talk to my dad without lying anymore. Life sux like that.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/14/2005
Like This reviews
This is in response to an argument that I may or may not have started yesterday.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/19/2005
Letting Go reviews
This is about something that happened almost 2 years ago. Dedicated to Katie-Scarlett.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2005
Bringing Back the Moon reviews
I see no reason to tell you something you can find out with a click.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/28/2004
Last Goodbye reviews
Why should I tell you when you can find out for yourself?
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2004
Of Poison and Pain reviews
Introducing Lucille and Nicholas, two evil little children from Rangoun.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004
POP! reviews
Read POP! Go the Animals be ERMonkey, and you'll understand.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2004
Prologue reviews
How the characters from Guy Fawkes Day got their powers.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,344 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 2/27/2004
Turtle and the True Meaning of Guy Fawkes Day reviews
I'm sick of the true meaning of X-mas!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004
Vampiric reviews
Someone gets accused of being a vampire.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2004
Write reviews
This probably sounds detached.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/22/2004
Heartbroken reviews
Sorry if it's depressing.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/22/2004
Faces reviews
Review.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/22/2004