Joe the Hobo
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Joined 01-09-04, id: 392007
Author has written 71 stories for Humor, Humor, Haiku, and General.

uhhhhh...i'm bored
and stuff heeheheeeheeeheeheeheehee

I don't like shrimp...

My cats do though...is that how u spell though?...

oh well!

pantaloons!

^.^ -JTH

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To Random For A Title by Megan LaVey reviews
About a chicken nugget and a rusty spoon. This is so random, it scared me when I wrote it Please R&R
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 11/22/2004
My tub tub by Ferme la boca reviews
This is about my fat how about that!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2005
The Today Show by Kaykalee reviews
This is hilarious. A guaranteed laugh. It was an idea my friend and I cooked up. muahahahaha!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2004
Grass by Ultimate Schuyler reviews
I must've flipped my lid writing this. -; A haiku about the green stuff that inhabits our lawns.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2004
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Just Keep Swimming
this is not fiction...this is not a biography...this is me...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Published: 6/18/2005
it shouldn't need a title but whatever
a summary isn't necessary. the title is the summary...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Published: 6/18/2005
Chocolate: I Hope That's Not Already Taken reviews
...PG for one god damn word...and that one...I luv chocolate...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/5/2005
Badmitton: I Know That's Spelled Wrong By the Way reviews
...random...PG for language and stupidity that may cause you brain damage...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/5/2005
Lima BeansThe Vaguest Title Ever reviews
I wish they had a "secondary genre" for stupidity...PG for one word, repeated twice
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/5/2005
Tofu reviews
...I'm a vegetarian, so, read it, it's ironic...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2005
PMS reviews
what I act like when I'm PMSing...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2005
Pigeons reviews
Lets just say I luv pigeons, but not what they do...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2005
Vacuums reviews
i hate vacuums...scary vacuums...nightmares...shudder...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2005
Windshield Wipers reviews
omg i love windshield wipers!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/5/2005
My Hair reviews
about my freakishly long hair, and what happens to it on a daily basis :)
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/5/2005
1989! reviews
Only the best year ever! But, oddly, this piece of fic has nothing to do with 1989...but it still kicks ass! meeooow!...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2005
1997 reviews
shorter than the others, but still amusing
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/5/2005
1996 reviews
And another "sequel" to 1994! Maybe not quite as good as the first, but I still like it!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/5/2005
A Haiku With a Title Longer Than the Actual Poem reviews
...it's pretty stupid actually, stupidly brilliant!...and confusing...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/4/2005
Junior's Poem reviews
Junior is a loser...read his poem...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/4/2005
1995 reviews
The sequel to 1994!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/4/2005
The World's SECOND Longest Sentence! reviews
read the frikkin title, you measely warthog! awwww, I'm just kiddin! You know I love you! Who loves you? I do! Yes I do! YES I DO! ok, I'm done...:)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/4/2005
Desereikeldivhfadgo! reviews
The brilliant and empowering sequel to "Rawerawawerfi", the most philisophical and ingenious story in all the world! ok, so i lied-but just read it OK?...gosh...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/4/2005
Insomnia, Plastic Sporks, and Squirreliness reviews
oops, i think the title kind of IS the summary...oh well, that saves me time pouring over the keyboard thinking of what clever and wise words to put in the summery! dammit I spelled summary wrong...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/1/2005
Hillbilly Clem reviews
about a hillbilly...named Clem...-Boy, I bet that one was hard to figure out!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/1/2005
Bam Bam the Pigeon Man reviews
A brilliant tale of a man named Bam Bam, and his love for pigeons. R&R!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004
Mocha, Misleading Lasagna, and My Remote Control reviews
read the title.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2005
Rawerawerawerfi reviews
the stupidist crap that you will ever read,-it's brilliant!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/1/2005
1994 reviews
has nothing to do with the year 1994, in fact, I don't have a clue as to why the heck I put "1994" in the frickin title...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2005
Tom Monkey reviews
again, this story has nothing to do with a monkey, Lulu just insisted that we put it in the title...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/31/2004
A Moose Named Spider Man reviews
an incredibly stupid poem...read it!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2004
Once When I Was Little reviews
A typical family dinner...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/6/2004
Moi! reviews
...uuhhhhh...just read it, okay?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/6/2004
Cheese reviews
hmm, An extremely badly-written and immature poem! Fun for hours!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/6/2004
Life reviews
...weelll, it's pretty damn stupid,-but read it anyway! I said read it. Now. Go. Shoo. Be off with you!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/6/2004
One of the World's Longest Sentences reviews
...hehe, it's grammatically correct, too! (and pointless)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/5/2004
Gas reviews
a really immature poem about my grandparents
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/3/2004
Us reviews
a little something about us, (lulu and lisa)
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/3/2004
Another Freakishly Random Poem reviews
well, the title kind of sums it up...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/3/2004
The Stupidist Story Ever reviews
this "story" is really stupid...but read it anyways! MUST-READ-STORY!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/24/2004
A Completely Random Poem That Makes No Sense reviews
wow. actually i think this 'poem' was pointless to publish...seriously. Well, you might as well review it just to humor me!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2004
My Little Wittle Chubby Wubby Kitty Cat Mochy! reviews
omg i lurv mocha...it's about my cat...ya...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2004
Biscuits reviews
umm, the title kinda explains it...oh ya, and there's sum poking invovled...yep!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/23/2004
Billy's Muffins reviews
one word: muffins.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2004
Rodents Kill the Soul reviews
The title kind of explains itself...oh ya, and we need help! note: we don't have anything against rodents for your info! We seriously do need help, though: we have problems not even the doctor can help...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/22/2004
Seymour: The Man in a Helmet reviews
About a special boy named, you guessed it: Seymour! (and his special helmet) READ IT PLEASE-we think it's funny! R&R
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/22/2004
My Psychotic Diary: Entry 7 reviews
HOLY SMOKES THERE'S A CRAAZZY LADY IN THE STORY! read it!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/21/2004
My Dear Little Diary! Entry 6
about an average day in my life, which includes: ADHD, soccer, and my friend making out with my grandma! ...don't ask, READ! the story will explain everything...well, not really, but still! R&R pretty please with sugar on top!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Published: 11/20/2004
insert what would normally be a title here reviews
uummm...there is definately a frying pan involved...other than that, ummm, i don't know! READ AND REVIEW IT! ...gives pleading look... PWEEZE!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/20/2004
Uncle Lulu's Story Time reviews
In which Uncle Lulu shares a story with you ungrateful skanks.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2004
HiLaRy DuRf! reviews
cAuTiOn: hilary duRRff fans, do NOT read! NON-HiLaRy DuRf FANS: PWEEEZE R&R!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11/20/2004
MORE SPECIALNESS! WOOOHOOO!
I CAN'T GIVE IT AWAY! But I will say one thing: ...hobo.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Published: 11/20/2004
INSANE MAD LIBS! YAY! pantaloons reviews
...there's really no explanation for this kind of specialness...or is there? ...chemical experimentation maybe?...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/19/2004
A POINTLESS YET SATISFYING SHORT STORY! reviews
very random...like bubbles!...I liike bubbless...R&R pweeze!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/19/2004
The Randomest Poem Ever! reviews
poem inludes: mayonnaise, santa clause, strawberries, and piggies-i think that about covers it!...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/19/2004
DeAr DiArY 5: I am NOT on crack! reviews
Summary: hmmm, lets think: peanut butter, my gassy cat, and a wooden duck (quack)...in THAT order!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/19/2004
A Series of Short Stories and Unfortunate Events 4
hehe, it's kinda funny if i do say so myself! R & R por favor senor! i'm hungry...i'm gonna go eat cereal...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Published: 11/18/2004
DeAr DiArY 4: I Have No Life! reviews
i am i spaz, a klutz, and an idiot-bow down to me you stupid waffles or I'll butter you and pour syrup on you! BOOWW...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/18/2004
A Story Containing One Long and Random Sentence! reviews
WARNING!: this story may cause u to pee in ur pants from laffter-ooo-but then we could have a laundry party!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/18/2004
Lupe and Lisa's Rambling Sentence of Randomness! reviews
WARNING!: this is really random - story may be offensive to midgets - may cause reader a severe rash or headwound...or a wolverine!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/18/2004
El Poemo of the Dayo 1: I Need Help reviews
This has to be the stupidist (is that even a word) poem ever!...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/18/2004
Poopie Hippo's Poetry reviews
..seriously, don't ask...just read...and review!...yaaa...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2004
A Series of Short Stories and Unfortunate Events 3
...lets just say there are pickles involved!...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Published: 11/17/2004
DeAr DiArY 3: The Clan of the Duckies!
its about ducks! who duzn't love ducks? read it darn u!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Published: 11/17/2004
Sven reviews
A life-changing, wonderful masterpiece! not really, but read it anyways you bagel! ooo...bagel...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/16/2004
DeAr DiArY 2
...another special day in my special life-review it slaves! Review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Published: 11/16/2004
Dear Diary 1 reviews
My "special life-, and the sad part is, this isn't made up! Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/6/2004
A Series of Short Sories and Unfortunate Events 2 reviews
A masterful, ingenious piece of literature!...not really, but read it anyway!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2004
A Series of Short Stories and Unfortunate Events reviews
chapter uno! when we say short story, we mean short story-but still, i command U 2 R & R! mwahahaha...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2004
Memoirs of Some Insanely Psychotic Dreams reviews
Read the title.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/7/2004
Tis a story reviews
Read this! I COMMAND YOU! DO AS I SAY! SLAVE!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/6/2004
Mocha reviews
It's a true story: Mocha's my cat-but don't worry, she didn't really eat my arm off, and she's on a diet now! Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2004
My Life reviews
God, I'm stupid. Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/5/2004
A Guy Named Frank reviews
Please read and review this one, it's brilliant. Okay, not really, but read and review it anyway! YAY! waffles...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/5/2004
An Ode to Joe reviews
This is how stupid some people can get...An ode to the name Joe...heehee Joe...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/11/2004