Author has written 18 stories for Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Humor, Fantasy, Essay, and Family.Well, here is the chance to get to know something about the man of a thousand...everything. I was born on April 12, 87 (guess how old I am, just guess) I'm currently 6'1'' and 135 lbs, I have brown hair, I have green eyes, and I LOVE food. I eat, but never gain any weight...whatever. I'm one of the most loyal fans of Nintendo there ever was, and I enjoy writing, drawing, directing, and animating. (I can't act worth a damn, but I'm good at most everything else) I constantly write stories (mostly when I'm bored) and I have many Flash Movies viewable on the web. I soon will become famous, I just know it. I'm working my ass off to even get one of my stories published! I'm always on AIM, so give me call if you ever want to talk with the man behind the insanity.
LIKES: Flash movies, video games, food, ladies, anime...did I mention video games?
DISLIKES: Tom Green, Wiggers, Tricky the Clown, Alex Principato, Mexican Food
FAVORITE MOVIES: The Nightmare Before Christmas, Jurassic Park, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Princess Mononoke, Terminator 2, Shrek/Shrek 2, Back to the Future Trilogy, Star Wars, True Lies, Willard, Who Framed Rodger Rabbit?, Kill Bill V1-V2, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze, Spiderman 2, X2, Napoleon Dynamite, Kung Pow!: Enter the Fist, King Kong.
FAVORITE GAMES: Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requeum, XIII, Perfect Dark, GoldenEye, Super Smash Brothers Melee, Resident Evil, Super Mario RPG, Metriod Prime, Z, WarCraft III, StarCraft, The Sims, Marvel vs. Capcom 2, WoW, Viewtiful Joe, Metal Gear Solid 1-2-3, Metal Slug games ROCK,
FAVORITE ANIMES: Cowboy Bebop, DBZ, Transformers, Yu yu Hakusho, s-CRY-ed, Naruto (I guess)Ranma 1/2, Trigun, Hamtaro, Angel Tales, Lupin III, Sailor Moon, Onegai Twins, Love Hina, Ninja Scroll, AKIRA, Excel Saga, Fullmetal Alchemist, FLCL, Elfen Lied, Beast Wars (it's transformers, so it counts as an anime, right?).
FAVORITE ACTORS: Arnold Schwarzenegger (he's my governer! w00t!) Christopher Lloyd, Micheal J. Fox, Morgan Freeman, Rick Morranis, Jackie Chan, Seth Green, Robin Williams, Tom Hanks, Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones.
The Universal Greeting- "Bah weep granah weep ninni bong."
VIEWTIFUL JOE: "Henshin-a-go-go Baby!"
EDWARD: Lesson 3, if you see a stranger, follow him! - Cowboy Bebop
George W. Bush: I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. (brandishes a golf club) Now, watch this drive. -Farenheit 9/11
"if i was farmer id probly farm corn" -unknown
Starfire: (trying to be funny) How many Oparans does it take to hogey a morflark? FIMBAR. - Teen Titans
Jericho: (talking to Satan) "You want to f*ck with me? You're a f*cking chior boy compaired to me! A chior boy!" -(Arnold Schwarzenegger in 'End of Days')
NARU: "Haven't you seen me naked enough?"
ALEX: (talking about my kinky Peach) picture ok, alot off ppl kno peach, and ur obsetion with, her tits are not that big, u really over did them, then put her in a position to 'present' them in a blunt, LOOK AT THE TITS way
CHUNK: "But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life." - The Goonies
BRADINA: "Goddamn moon...you're always there...MOCKING ME!" (shoots moon and deflates it like a baloon) -Nasty Residents
Phong: "I have prepared something for just such an emergency."
Blood Mage: "My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like, if you went to hell and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe THAT would be enough blood. But, uh... probably not." -WarCraft III
PSYCHO MANTIS: "I can read your every thought, Snake... Your favorite color is...blue, no yellow! And you're wondering if you left your dog Sparky out. And you think my mask looks cool..." -Game Informer Magazine
COLONEL: "An anemone or clematis plants juice can cause a rash. When pruning them, it's a good idea to wear gloves. I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!" -MGS2
Topper Harley: "These men have a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them..." -Hot Shots 2
KIRBY: "Going...too...fast! Can't...control...speed! Too...sexy...for shirt!" -Damon's Script
"If only I could dive into a video game and never come out. I'd have to be respected there cause if I wasn't I could kill my enimies with out thinking about it. I could also have multipule lives to help me out...and an lot of weapons that come out of nowhere at my desposle." - Friend's away message
SNAKE: "If you run out of ammo you can use mine."
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